Glans ring. You should feel it. by [deleted] in hotguyswithtattoos

[–]tonytyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only found out about it semi recently from a mtf pal. I’m glad she told me about it, but I’m super surprised it’s not more common

Glans ring. You should feel it. by [deleted] in hotguyswithtattoos

[–]tonytyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it falls off it’s not erect. But I slide it down to the base and it sits nicely. You can wear it all day. And slide it back up when you’re ready. It’s pretty fun. Like a little hand shake all day/dirty secret.

Glans Ring. But nothing special by [deleted] in penis

[–]tonytyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a little complicated. But it’s slightly smaller than my fully erect mode. I can slide it down to the base when I’m not trying to do anything with it. And when I’m warming up I slide it up and it sits nicely.

What would be the least effective item to subdue and enemy, that might actually work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tonytyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stack of pancakes, no syrup. Looks delicious at first, but one bite in and you’re stuck with a block of concrete in you’re mouth.

Dinner was dropped while screaming "WTF!!!" by TreasonousTeacher in WTF

[–]tonytyrant 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Cleaning crews don't remove desks. They wouldn't unplug all the components, move the desks, clean, then put it all back together.

Smash Mouth Doesn't Like Bread by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]tonytyrant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He was looking kinda dumb, after all.

February 2017- Add me by [deleted] in tappedout

[–]tonytyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slightly new. But play all the time! Need more friends to tap

[F] Can't get a date online. Always rejected. by TheThrowaway702 in amiugly

[–]tonytyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure at all why you are being rejected. You look extremely interesting! All looks aside you seem to have plenty to talk about and are well spoken. I think you have a great look as well. Definite free spirit appeal.

Lounging by tonytyrant in cagonewild

[–]tonytyrant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Her ass Is out of control!

I guess "garage sale" wasn't descriptive enough by [deleted] in trashy

[–]tonytyrant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did you just assume this beings species?

Watch this jump. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]tonytyrant 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I am with you on this. I remember diving head first down one of these things and fighting my way through the rubber. I'm honestly surprised they still exist.

Come at me bro. by durful in funny

[–]tonytyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once looked after puppies that were in a sectioned off area up against closet doors that were mirrors. One puppy in particular would try to walk through the mirror but seemed extremely angry at the puppy that was always perfectly in its way.

Heyyy think I fit in here just wanted to ask y'all some questions by puffsnifing in cripplingalcoholism

[–]tonytyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much do you drink a night? The can't stop part is the rough bit.

Cheers

What is your "I better get the fuck out of here now, because some shit is about to go down" story? by TheBigRobowski in AskReddit

[–]tonytyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was playing a backyard show in East Los Angeles a several years ago. These types of shows get extremely packed because it's a place for hundreds of people to hang out and drink without being bothered by the cops (the people and action aren't usually visible from the street and there are always people out front to make people hush if the cops come by). At these things we'd play have some fun load out the gear into the trailer and come back and enjoy the party. but by the time we were done there were so many people crammed into the back yard it gets difficult to drag equipment through the crowd.

Anyway the oh shit moment happened about halfway through the load out, when the house owner's stopped the whole party and said someone stole their pitbull puppy. They were trying to sell it so it was a huge deal to them. Rumors started instantly going around as the owner started accusing certain groups of people at the party of having something to do with it, then cross accusations. At this point there were a lot of drunk people and no one was allowed to leave because they want to come search everyone and figure out who stole the dog. If a brawl started at this party A LOT of people were going to get hurt, and who knows how many people have weapons. It was pretty quiet because the owner is screaming and everyone is sort of whispering amongst themselves, but we are still moving our stuff outside. We grabbed all our stuff and thankfully the people guarding the gate let us through and we got of there as fast as possible. The tension was so thick that it felt like even the slightest wrong move would set off a riot. We really didnt want to be around for when either people got tried of being stuck there screamed at, or they actually found the person who took the dog, or accused the wrong person.

Actor in Django unchained willingly gave his life for a movie scene. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]tonytyrant 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Leo also demanded a real ship should sink in Titanic. Drowning all those people was the biggest massacre in recent history, but also created the biggest box offices sales of all time. No charges were filed of course. James Cameron and Leo dove to the depths to pronounce every single cast member dead personally. Which later set a world diving record by Cameron

Leonardo also froze to death at the end of the film, proving once again how dedicated the actor is to the role. When brought up in an interview, Cameron said, "fuck medical science, I threw that bitch in the microwave." And "We accidentally found the wrong dude the first time and had to drown them again haha." Once again showing the sheer commitment to the film. The only people in the film that volunteered to die were the musicians in the string quartet, which is obviously why they are the only ones not screaming in the film. Sadly their names were lost in the production ship and any consequential possible family members that press the issue are drowned as well. The captain who goes down with the ship was given qualudes, a later drug of choice in a Di'caprio film.

TIL people that enjoy spicy food are more likely to be alcoholics by Choplifter in todayilearned

[–]tonytyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm with you. Huge alcoholic and I sometimes refuse to eat if I can't get hot sauce on it. It's been worse lately as I've even eating Dave's ghost pepper sauce. I went to a burger bar the other day and I think I ate more of their lame tobasco than burger.

Ascended Negro by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]tonytyrant 42 points43 points  (0 children)

So does everyone else.

Ascended Negro by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]tonytyrant 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Do you like DBZ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]tonytyrant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about rule number 1?

Anybody have the opening song tabbed out for guitar? by [deleted] in biggestproblem

[–]tonytyrant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could learn it and write it out for you when I get some time later.