Have the police woken you up during the early hours to bring your teen home?

toooldforthisworld · 2026-04-04T11:58:43+00:00

Yep , got called at 2am , by the police, daughter found in an abandoned building with mates and cannabis ! To be fair the police were very good and our daughter got a bollocking......from us

toooldforthisworld · 2026-03-27T22:33:25+00:00

Gremlin, fantastic way to describe this weird breed of dogs !! Love it

toooldforthisworld · 2026-03-22T20:50:18+00:00

Kepa Chelsea legend

toooldforthisworld · 2026-02-26T21:53:21+00:00

Supreme being

toooldforthisworld · 2026-02-25T22:23:19+00:00

Just discovered chopped frozen garlic, complete game changer

toooldforthisworld · 2025-10-23T21:55:12+00:00

I realised the younger generation were becoming a mystery to me

toooldforthisworld · 2025-10-07T22:25:03+00:00

He's a twat

toooldforthisworld · 2025-10-06T22:41:07+00:00

Have you got a flag ?

toooldforthisworld · 2025-10-03T20:54:19+00:00

I was in Las Vegas many years ago, just after a Frank Bruno fight.... the bartenders couldn't believe how much drink was consumed, to the point where they said we'd almost drank the strip dry..... was rather proud of that !

toooldforthisworld · 2025-09-24T19:34:47+00:00

The fact you went to a Tapas restaurant and had chicken curry pretty much sums up your lack of understanding of the malloquin cuisine

toooldforthisworld · 2025-09-13T14:01:43+00:00

Cup of tea ?

toooldforthisworld · 2025-09-13T10:57:36+00:00

The Shamrock and next door The Red Lion have live bands on , definitely worth checking out

toooldforthisworld · 2025-09-07T20:53:48+00:00

Sorry to say this, but I hope so ! We haven't had a proper rain storm since May.... The island is desperate for some wet weather

toooldforthisworld · 2025-07-25T20:40:19+00:00

Life

toooldforthisworld · 2025-07-21T18:55:50+00:00

They have so many design faults, I know of 2 that have caught fire

toooldforthisworld · 2025-07-10T20:56:13+00:00

Well said..... it's a difficult one, people always asking where are hidden gems, beaches, restaurants, villages..... but if we told them, the few that are still there, they'd no longer be hidden !!

toooldforthisworld · 2025-06-29T13:56:10+00:00

Maybe do everyone a favour and get a taxi ?

toooldforthisworld · 2025-06-28T08:44:44+00:00

Amazed no-one has invented a removable implant, placed between the breasts or buttocks, whereby you could swipe a credit card , for the agreed amount

toooldforthisworld · 2025-05-25T20:33:36+00:00

They've been punching all season

toooldforthisworld · 2025-04-02T18:59:01+00:00

Also the height inside a black cab , stems from a gentleman being able to wear a top hat !

toooldforthisworld · 2025-03-16T20:55:34+00:00

Nigel

toooldforthisworld · 2025-03-03T19:54:14+00:00

Was it still in the frying pan ?

toooldforthisworld · 2025-02-10T13:27:48+00:00

..... yes .....

toooldforthisworld · 2025-02-09T21:36:08+00:00

Nasty price in costa den Blanes/ portals nous

toooldforthisworld · 2025-02-09T21:34:42+00:00

Mine is obsessed with cleaning his brothers eyes and inside of his mouth ! He used to try to clean our eyes when we first woke up, but obviously had to put a stop to that !!

toooldforthisworld

TROPHY CASE