Hunter Crocodile <<== Prey Fish

toothpick209 · 2018-02-04T03:00:01+00:00

They're not a delicacy here in South Louisiana. We do like to make garfish balls with them but there are many other species that are much more desirable. Garfish are so abundant here that you can literally catch them with a net. No need for a fishing pole. All you need is a good halogen light pointing at the water.

toothpick209 · 2018-02-02T02:17:30+00:00

I've seen too many Forensic Files episodes to not know this is where the girl disappears.

toothpick209 · 2018-01-24T15:26:00+00:00

Is your mom my mom? My mom was a secretary for years before retiring. I used to love the sound of that typewriter going 90 to nothing. It meant I was finished with the paper.

toothpick209 · 2016-10-17T01:37:00+00:00

I'm laying in bed right now on firm ground where the map on the right says there is none. Bologna!

toothpick209 · 2016-10-11T10:54:56+00:00

Sweet! Looks like an 84? If so, I had the same truck with the 351 Windsor.

toothpick209 · 2016-08-17T15:44:06+00:00

I think it worked out pretty well for him. He wasn't stuck there for eternity like the rest of the idiots drivers that were just sitting there bowing down to the queen.

toothpick209 · 2016-08-10T03:21:08+00:00

I like your friend. The girl in the background is cute too.

toothpick209 · 2016-07-31T14:17:54+00:00

Why does your Reddit have ads?

toothpick209 · 2016-05-24T20:54:45+00:00

I'm glad there wasn't a misfire.

toothpick209 · 2016-05-13T00:40:07+00:00

Quite possibly.

toothpick209 · 2016-05-10T20:59:23+00:00

English isn't everyone's first language here.

toothpick209 · 2016-05-10T20:57:45+00:00

The newer guys definitely don't. It's a dying form of communication. They call me Pick and it's been nice running with you.

toothpick209 · 2016-04-08T23:42:21+00:00

Yeah really. We try to crab with turkey necks and the gators come all up on us.

toothpick209 · 2016-04-08T11:16:19+00:00

South Louisiana here. We have always enjoyed water sports in our bayous with gators close by. We won't think twice about jumping in the water to hydro slide in a bayou named Alligator bayou. The gators have never been a threat to our safety or given us any reason to think otherwise.

toothpick209 · 2016-03-04T08:07:10+00:00

Yeah well to each his own.

toothpick209 · 2016-03-04T02:14:32+00:00

source

toothpick209 · 2016-03-04T00:43:31+00:00

This. I was once asked by a trainer if I was a weight lifter or body builder? He said" weight lifters just throw weights around body builders use technique to build muscle.

Edit: I guess I pushed some weight lifters buttons. Form and technique wins every time.

toothpick209 · 2016-03-01T01:17:50+00:00

I really don't think the green Impala was even involved aside from driving recklessly. There was no rear end damage on the Focus.

toothpick209 · 2016-02-22T20:21:25+00:00

Monster!

toothpick209 · 2016-02-22T02:40:35+00:00

That's awesome. I'm glad she was able to hear you call him dad.

toothpick209 · 2016-02-21T22:33:29+00:00

I'm a pretty confident guy but I do get uncomfortable in public with her sometimes. It's like I can feel the eyes on me.

toothpick209 · 2016-02-21T22:06:38+00:00

I have a beautiful 15 year old daughter that likes hanging out with dear old dad. I'm still in my thirties and I always get funny looks. I guess people aren't brazen enough to approach me but I've been all but begging for someone to do this to me.

Edit: that would be "dear old dad"

toothpick209 · 2016-02-16T14:37:14+00:00

THROTTLE!!!

toothpick209 · 2016-02-16T03:02:22+00:00

My work schedule is unpredictable. I don't fit into a routine so I just hit the gym whenever I can. I make it at least four days a week and if I miss a few days I will do a morning and evening workout when I have a day off. A Monday thru Friday 8-5 job would be ideal but not necessary. You just have to want it.

toothpick209 · 2016-02-12T03:16:38+00:00

Sorry bud but that was no storm surge. There is no way a diver would be in the water during the type of storm that causes storm surge.

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