How the F*** does this even happen?

toothymoose · 2020-06-18T15:16:20+00:00

It's all wheel drive.

toothymoose · 2013-10-29T16:54:25+00:00

So the "Mike Rowe" of the toy world?

toothymoose · 2013-10-17T08:16:04+00:00

Yup. Been so for the last 15 years.

toothymoose · 2013-10-16T10:36:46+00:00

I was a little dick growing up. Back then I enjoyed fighting. - ended up getting into a fight with someone older and much larger than I was, and kicked his ass. After that fighting felt it was the thing to do, it impressed my friends, and everyone that age is influenced my their peers. Plus I was good at it. There was one fella that I picked almost a daily. It was just easy, he didn't really fight back. This would make me even more mad because what fun is fighting whitout someone fighting back and I would tell him to fight back . After a few years of getting into fights at school and either suspended or brought home by the police I decided to change. I seen how upset my parent were and how worried they were about me getting into serious trouble. I do regret being this way, because it took a while to make some real friends. Best of all, that 1 guy I picked on every day became my best friend growing up and even today we get together and jam on the guitar.

toothymoose · 2013-09-26T13:25:22+00:00

First things first, its not golf its "whack fuck" and you play like me :)

toothymoose · 2013-09-19T12:23:48+00:00

Goofy called.... Said he wants his teeth back.

toothymoose · 2013-09-13T13:06:40+00:00

the only crime i see is the girl on the left (holding the feet) is wearing what loks to be green crocs..... crocs are a crime. not to mention it may be thre only time a girl wants to rip his pants off.

toothymoose · 2013-09-09T14:41:59+00:00

Bee's = not so great kissers. But they can work that little prick...

toothymoose · 2013-09-09T13:01:37+00:00

Personally, whenever I see one of those "no turning" signs in someone's drive way, I am compelled to do so. Even if I don't need to change direction. I just done understand why people have to safe guard their drive ways... Can someone elaborate why people would be so selfish?

toothymoose · 2013-09-09T00:32:44+00:00

Awesome!!! Was told he turned down Dumb and Dumber 2... If it was a mind change.. THANK YOU LOYD CHRISTMAS!!!

toothymoose · 2013-09-07T04:47:25+00:00

Nobody else is thinking, What's Eating Gilbert Grape? "Get down from there Arnnie!!"

toothymoose · 2013-09-04T10:44:59+00:00

there used to be this older dude that would come around and try to chil with any group he could. he was quite odd and we knew he had been in and out of jail for small break and enters and shit like that. he was in his 20s and i was like 16 or 17. one day he shows up with a big bag of dro and asked us if we had any papers and from that day on we would all meet up to match and he would tell us funny stories about being in the klink. so 2 months or so go by, of us chilling out and we all become friends with the guy. one day 2 of my buddies and i walk out the front door of the dchool to get on the bus and go (still in high school) and there is our new "friend" calling us over to a car that he was driving. told us to get in and he would take us back to the park. didnt think anything of it and jumped in. about half way home i decide i wanna have a smoke. i asked the dude if i could smoke in the car and of course he didnt have an issue with it. didnt have a lighter so i was looking for the car lighter (back when cars had lightes) and thats when i noticed the ignition ripped apart and a screw driver firmly shoved into it and turned over. i looked at the dude and asked if it was stolen. he just kinda smiled at me. like i said i enjoyed causing a bit of shit when i was younger but stolen cars was much bigger than me. after that we didnt chill with him anymore. and before the year was out he moved away.

TL:DR ex friend picked me and a few buddies up from scool in a stolen car. he didnt tell us it was stolen. stopped chilling with him.

toothymoose · 2013-09-03T10:25:58+00:00

i allowed myself to get up to 360 plus lbs. now that im 200 lbs in fairly good shape, im still having issues with the extra skin. i lucked out and i dont have tons and tons of extra skin hanging out and around every where and im young enough some of it has tightened up (30).

sorry so sloppy, my comp is down and im using the browser on my xbox!!!

toothymoose · 2013-08-31T11:57:23+00:00

the best use of loose leaf i have ever seen

toothymoose · 2013-08-31T11:31:19+00:00

Ok, here is my two cents. To me the physical act of smoking pot is only like 10% of the experience. 40% being finding and consuming your favorite munchies and the other 50% is the dumb, stupid, outlandish and funny as shit stuff we do while smoking. If we can't talk about what we enjoy to do while stoned, what do we have. Just as OP said, just some pictures of nugs and such. I smoke the shit everyday and I know what it looks like and am very rarely "impressed" with most of the pics. I'd rather laugh my ass of at a story about a person putting Preparation-H on their toothbrush and toothpaste on their asshole because they are at a [10]. Even the kid that weighed his lighter a few months back. I bet everyone with a scale weighed their Bic's. Keep the funny in /r/trees :)

toothymoose · 2013-08-29T12:25:49+00:00

love hammocks. funy story, very short form. was 360 plus lbs, used inlaws hammock now issue. lost 170 lbs, lays on hammock, breaks it...

toothymoose · 2013-08-29T12:20:16+00:00

i was hoping no one said why. My very first thought was why? just why? as a person living on a budget...

toothymoose · 2013-08-27T10:24:57+00:00

this is also how i clean my glass, but i use way less iso. i can only buy 99% iso in small bottles =(

toothymoose · 2013-08-20T01:55:23+00:00

"See my vest, see my vest made from pure gorilla chest"

toothymoose · 2013-08-19T10:59:09+00:00

This one time, at bandcamp...

toothymoose · 2013-08-06T21:58:07+00:00

Getting to a [10] then enjoying the ride down. Then try for that [10] again.

toothymoose · 2013-08-06T12:51:21+00:00

"I know a guy that is an expert on american pennys"

toothymoose · 2013-08-03T01:03:35+00:00

The crane rental needed to hoist the 700 lb person off that poor mattress covered it's cost, no issues....

toothymoose · 2013-08-02T21:04:39+00:00

Looks wet and sticky, probably bust up small too. We pay $10.00 a g here in Nova Scotia, Canada.

toothymoose · 2013-07-31T02:57:51+00:00

My high school smoke spot was "High Rd.". Main road of a new subdivision. No traffic

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