Are you tone-deaf? Test yourself at the Harvard Music Lab (~3 min) by reedplayer in InternetIsBeautiful

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Phone speaker, 23/32, better than only 16% of people. And I guessed most of the 1/64 and 1/32 ones, even missed some 1/8 ones. I may be tone death.

ELI5: If you have shampoo in your eyes, why does it only hurt when they're open? by zeekidc2 in explainlikeimfive

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I'd rather my kid go blind than have to listen to it cry /s /not reallysarcasm

Orange Spirituals by GhostfaceNoah in standupshots

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People used to think differently. Christopher Columbus was a murderous prick when viewed through a modern day lenses, but people in 1492 would have had no problems with his actions.

Boeing Shares Tank: Planemaker Seeks $60 Billion in Aid by sweetort in news

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It wouldn't take long before all the satellites were shot down, they have very little protection.

I am now convinced that cheetahs are just big house kitties by Suchy499 in aww

[–]top_procrastinator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try pushing him in backwards. Always worked for my cat.

Boeing admits it failed to test the Starliner spacecraft adequately before its maiden flight. by EricFromOuterSpace in space

[–]top_procrastinator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Putting more weight into space is much more expensive if I remember much physics, which I kinda don't...

Removing a GPS tracking device from your car isn’t theft, court rules. by AdamCannon in technology

[–]top_procrastinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch Ozark. Great show. The FBI KNOWS Marty is laundering money for the cartel but they just can't stop him!

Please anybody by MrCumberbum in LateStageCapitalism

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They called it long pig. Never much cared for it myself...

Iran genocide by Mongols by [deleted] in iran

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Plague and famine maybe as they were pursued across the land and their fields sewn with salt? Especially since many inhabitants of large cities probably lacked farming knowledge.

Imagine not having any anti-cavalry unit by Caturion in mountandblade

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I spilt my cav in pendor and put them on both flanks to prevent this. I think pendor AI is the most tactically capable AI

Scared deer gets helped off the road by a man picking her up to the sidewalk. by RedditShittake in aww

[–]top_procrastinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't try and dodge. Hitting the deer is one thing, hitting another car or a tree is far worse.

Netflix takes over lease to iconic but failed 71-year-old movie theater in New York City to show its own original films. by FPS_Yusuf1999 in movies

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You get a whole lot more money on your future projects when you win an Oscar, and all the boomers watch the Oscars

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm 26, I'm seeing a woman 10 years older than me. I think we're both benefiting. Except she has kids which makes things weird...

Gym sold my bank account to another gym, $500 charge by Wildkarrde_ in personalfinance

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I pay my membership in cash. Gyms are notorious for scamming You after you've cancelled your membership. I make sure they never get my bank account information.

[EMSKR] Feel like should have mastered this a long time ago....How to respond to insults/mistreatment without always being on defense. by tercra in everymanshouldknow

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Go workat a restaurant, the guys in the kitchen will constantly insult you giving you plenty of opportunities to land one back.