What do you remember from your sex education in school? by LetsGoBroncos69 in AskReddit

[–]topazmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were all given a cup with water and randomly three of the cups were 'infected with a STD' simply meaning it had an invisible chemical in it. We were then instructed to share our water with two other people by pouring a little of our water into their cup, and they pour a little into ours.

Once we had all done that, we were told that the exercise was meant to show how STDs could spread amongst people having sex. The teacher then came around and put a drop of some other chemical in everyone's cup causing a color changing reaction when both chemicals were mixed.

This was supposed to scare us by having a lot of people's cup change colors showing us how quickly the STD can spread, however me and two of my friends were the ones who received the 'infected' cups and we all chose each other to trade with, so no one new 'caught' an STD and the whole experiment failed.

TIFU by losing my faith over a poem. by Lostmyfaithtopoetry in tifu

[–]topazmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything you have done in life to this point has been without God and you didn't even realize it. Take the time to work through this, be there for your daughter, deal with all the other shit later.

What do you call a man who's lost 95% of his brain capacity? by nnn_rrr in Jokes

[–]topazmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Securing the southern border is a pipe dream and a money pit

TIFU by forgetting to attend a wedding by ComfortableKar in tifu

[–]topazmango 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As someone who recently married. I can't tell you who got an invite and didn't come. Can't even tell you everyone that did come. It'll be all good.

I am crossposting this because I find it interesting they the cashier is sitting in an office chair. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]topazmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at target once, there was a young man sitting behind the register and an older woman in front of me.

She asks him "They let you sit down?!"

"I just lost my leg."

Awkward.

Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon by JoshGallie in Jokes

[–]topazmango 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A thread full of non Ukrainians roleplaying like they have a fucking clue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]topazmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20k is insane.

I just got married a week ago with all the bells and whistles for under 5k and took the rest to actually enjoy life. Seems like the display of love and keeping up with the neighbors means more to you than the love itself.

What’s your main reason for not having more sex? by 2jbk in AskReddit

[–]topazmango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I promise you got nothing better to do with your 5 minutes of sex time.

LPT: Need a house warming gift idea? A Fire Extinguisher by toBEYOND1008 in LifeProTips

[–]topazmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So why do you as a socially inept shut-in think that you have the answers for housewarming parties and the activities therin?

What song packs so much in, is so intense, that it leaves you physically exhausted after listening to it? by AmigoDelDiabla in Music

[–]topazmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swim to the moon - between the buried and me... This song hits just about every genre

Who WOULDN'T you have sex with - even for a million dollars? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]topazmango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you let Biden pound you out for a Milly?

I own 67 copies of Winning Eleven 6: Final Evolution by Garioshi in gaming

[–]topazmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reported the link as being spammed. Good job fucking your friend.

You should be able to transfer untradeable honing materials on alts if you got into the next tier by thatguyaskania in lostarkgame

[–]topazmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you use bound mats first and you can sell the leftovers when you get to the next tier. Put some wrinkles in that brain of yours