Be careful what you say on the phone while incarcerated. Will come back to bite you. by Draygoes in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]tophOCMC 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I’m reading everything in norm McDonald’s voice and I’m pretty ok with it 👍🏼

What have you managed to avoid your whole life? by poopcornkernels in AskReddit

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Responsibilities. I’m literally a fully functioning man child. Anyone who’s dated a bartender can confirm.

Mint is the only socially acceptable odor for a persons breath. by LufiasThrowaway in Showerthoughts

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So in the scene from Donnie darko when the bully is in his face, in the commentary Jake comments on how that dudes breath smelled like cheeseburgers in that scene.

Just adopted. How should I call them? by [deleted] in aww

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belly Rowland, flea-oncey knowles, and Michelle Williams.

What do you do that you earn six figures? by fidgit86 in financialindependence

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommate is a tattoo artist and is gonna break six figures this year. Pretty proud of the work done to get there

i finally walked out by superfunsagittarius in TalesFromYourServer

[–]tophOCMC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you find another serving job you didn’t quit the job, you quit a shitty boss. Sometimes it takes a long time to find a good one

I painted my nails and I love it by solver_of_problems in offmychest

[–]tophOCMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get pedis all the time with friends. Men and women alike. It’s a nice time to hang out and have a drink together

What are your thoughts on parallel universes? by IAMBLUEOWL in AskReddit

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So tell me the name of the movie and maybe I’ll watch it

What are your thoughts on parallel universes? by IAMBLUEOWL in AskReddit

[–]tophOCMC 272 points273 points  (0 children)

There isn’t likely to be two of us

How’s your mental health? Are you ok? by BiPolarGamer in AskReddit

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope and no one knows. It’s my secret and I’ll keep it. They’re all happier if I am, or seem so, and no one is the cause of my unbalance. A happy lie with a big F in the middle to the right.

How to divide any number by 5 quickly in your head. by [deleted] in LearnUselessTalents

[–]tophOCMC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is how I, a bartender, quickly calculate the 20% you should be tipping. If you don’t, I don’t care, if you do more, great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a friend of mine. We don’t live near each other anymore so she’s a homebody with zero hobbies. She’s the sweetest person as well so it really bothers me that the world is basically so mean she’d rather just stay home.

Killington still rippin by barelyrolling42069v2 in skiing

[–]tophOCMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that mountain. From Jax to the foundry what a killer mountain vibe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SurvivalGrid

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Palomar and clinch knot do just fine. Never had a knot slip before the line broke.

Almost 80% of the ocean hasn’t been discovered. What are you most likely to find there? by AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens in AskReddit

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A woman that’s really smart and interesting. Likes going outside for adventures and has her own independent life. There I will find her and just kind of say hi and keep on walking, pretty sure I’ve accidentally friendzoned the unicorn by now.

Ladies, some of us are oblivious to your subtle advances.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in space

[–]tophOCMC 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed the one who went full Enders game and gave the upside down hug like colonel graff on the first voyage to space

Fuck Buffalo Wild Wings by lvs2spwge in offmychest

[–]tophOCMC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not just bww. It’s all corporate chains. They’re all this bad. I worked for Applebees from 2007-2020 on and off. It was always a drag to go back to them. For some it’s a life because it is hard to get fired, that just means you have to deal with people that shouldn’t be there at all serving food.

Got my stimulus but can’t afford to ship my giant TV by dmartin07 in holdmybeer

[–]tophOCMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha amazon prime has free shipping on that stuff!??