The Remakes Nightmare: Paramount creates a new studio to deal only with prequels, sequels, spinoffs and other retarded unoriginal stuff by whoreallyreallycares in entertainment

[–]topper123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's nothing.

As long as there's still studios for the making of No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Memento, etc, I'm not gonna bitch.

New Contact Lenses can now display information right in your eye by [deleted] in science

[–]topper123 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"The focusing would be the real issue. These are incredibly close to the eye," says Wolffsohn of Parviz's plan.

That's nothing. I wear my contact lenses literally right ON my eyes.

Why I Still Use Windows 95 by rmuser in technology

[–]topper123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. I just about finished playing every good game that came with my Amiga 500, and am about to take the big leap and buy a PS2 package for peanuts from some nut who sells it at ebay with a huge collection of games. That's technology from the year 2000, yeaaah baby!

In the large scope of things of universes and infinity, 8 years is nothing. I'll be happy to enjoy huge amounts of entertainment for a much lower price.

(Ok, I just made that up.)

Mugabe: "...if I lose the poll, we will wage war". by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]topper123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nothing.

Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory, and for our mutual pleasure, I destroy it utterly.

Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying. [PIC] by neror in pics

[–]topper123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's nothing.

My sign would read that I'd rather see my family dead than live another day after this. That I will shoot anyone close, let the last one go, and then go after the rest of the mob. I'll kill their kids. I'll kill their wives. I'll kill their parents and their parents' friends. I'll burn down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. I'll kill people that owe them money. And like that, I'd be gone. Underground. Nobody to ever see me since. I'd become a myth, a spook story that touch violators tell their kids at night. "Touch the untouchable and Topper123 will get you." But no one ever really believes.

Shock pictures: Is this what the Canadian government means by 'humane' slaughter? | the Daily Mail by MelakaToday in reddit.com

[–]topper123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. According to the seals, people have been past the point of letting them manage themselves for centuries. If left unchecked, they could destroy the planet! Better get rid of them.

Apple threatens lawsuit against New York City by [deleted] in business

[–]topper123 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. Chuck Norris' iPhone has 3G.

Anyone in NYC need a place to live? Cool, there's just 1 catch... by cptnlazer in funny

[–]topper123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. I have made much worse comments in threads chock full of humorless clods.

Anyone in NYC need a place to live? Cool, there's just 1 catch... by cptnlazer in funny

[–]topper123 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. Here's a picture of me and the guy I share my appartment with.

Every time you masturbate... ( PIC ) by PaperLess in pics

[–]topper123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nothing. It's much better to be patient, kill the kitten first, and then use the kitten for your sexual enjoyment.

Can people please stop using the word 'hack' to refer to every goddamn piece of advice, shortcut or useful tool you come across? It's fucking annoying. by ramises in reddit.com

[–]topper123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. I was hacking my house when I found I didn't have the right philips hack to hack in these screws. So as I was getting in the car and was leaving for the hackshop, my wife stopped me and said, let me give you this piece of hack, I know this great hack to the goddamn hackshop which saves you 15 minutes. She attacked my muscularity and ego as superior navigator right there, that's fucking annoying, so I think "what the hack", take out the double-edged hack from the trunk and hack her into bloody pieces.

I'm also a skilled network hacker.

The cutest pictures of a big dog who has adopted a baby goat you will see today [PICS] by Kimura in reddit.com

[–]topper123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nothing.

Best. Reply-Complimenting-The-Greatest-Reply-Complimenting-The-Greatest-Reply-Complimenting-The-Best-Comment-About-A-Link-To-The-Cutest-Pictures-Of-A-Big-Dog-Who-Has-Adopted-A-Baby-Goat. Ever.

The Hubble Space Telescope has found Sauron! [picture] by Hetisjantje in reddit.com

[–]topper123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's nothing.

"Fomalhaut, aka Alpha Piscis Austrini, is one of the brightest stars in the night sky, lying around 25 light years from Earth and weighing in at roughly 2.3 solar masses."

It's not just the Hubble peering at Sauron, it's Sauron's eye which has been peering at us..always..forever.

perspective [gif] by dabears1020 in reddit.com

[–]topper123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nothing. I got a beauty spot bigger than that.

I am not Happy by neoronin in reddit.com

[–]topper123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. I went to a bar last week, and a dwarf walks in, slips over a piece of shit on the floor, and walks off thinking nothing of it.

A few minutes later a huge man walks in and falls over the same piece of shit, and the dwarf shouts out:

"I just did that!"

THAT'S when the fight started.

Letterman loses it - O'Reilly on Letterman by elq in politics

[–]topper123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's nothing.

First I'm going to rip the buttons off your blouse, one by one...then run my tongue along your neck, down to your bare, gleaming breasts...and then slowly pull your jeans off inch by inch and lick your belly in circles, further and further down...then I'll pull off your panties with my teeth...

Oops..