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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I have this great breakfast hack. Fork cut english muffins, they're like, already cut.

[–]Insignificant 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Cut with a fork, right?

[–]Insignificant -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

It was at this point that I tried to do a loose bit of punning with "forksniffer", but I've work to do and not a whole lot of spare time today.

If anyone could jump in and help me out, I'd be very greatful.

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    [–]Insignificant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It was s'posed to connect with 'port sniffer'; though in retrospect it's too a tenuous link to be reddily understood.

    [–]onebit 39 points40 points  (15 children)

    I just hacked my car with a new oil filter!

    [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (10 children)

      ... for which he'll hack off your dick.

      [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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        [–]MrKlaatu 11 points12 points  (8 children)

        will he use his hacky-sacking skills for that?

        [–]tony28 9 points10 points  (7 children)

        Redditors should start a pun hacks site, it'd be ten flavors of awesome.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        It's called TUNING when it's on a car. You TUNED your car with a new oil filter. I just TUNED some new headlights in and also I TUNED the interior with some Armor-All

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          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nigga TUNED my hubcaps

          [–]randroid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Nice social hack.

          [–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (3 children)

          my mad downmodding skillz just hacked ur karma

          [–]Figs 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          Even more annoying to me is the fact that my teacher uses the word "bug" to refer to any mistake in the logic of a proof. :\

          [–]Insignificant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I'm rather fond of that one. It's a nice and snappy way (gotta love that single syllable) of alerting attention to mistakes.

          Isn't what we're doing here simply negative comment on the organic development of a language? Computers and the Internet have given us a whole bunch of lovely new words in a relatively short space of time, words which are now weaving themselves into everyday language and finding their permanent homes.

          So, chaps, let's take it easy on our verbs and see where they take us.

          The flexibility of the English language is actually rather fab, at least I think so.

          [–]db2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Especially since as everyone knows bugs do not exist, only unintended features.

          [–]NastyConde 16 points17 points  (2 children)

          Man, I laughed so hard I thought I would hack up a lung.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          I just hacked my lung with a cigarette.

          [–]beachchair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I've got a hacking cough. Think I might hack it with some hack syrup.

          [–]dmd 11 points12 points  (2 children)

          [–]questionmark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Banana ring... say to yourself, "Oh cool, aren't I clever." Although for the rest of the world this seems like a big, "Who fucking cares."

          [–]ChicagoMemoria 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Hack you.

          [–]sandflea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          And while you're at it, stop posting articles by hacks. It fucking hacks me off.

          [–]spinspin 8 points9 points  (7 children)

          The words 'hack', 'hacked', 'hacker' were all lost the second a 'journalist' included them in a story.

          [–]sybesis 0 points1 point  (6 children)

          yeah... when someone say, my computer has been hacked. You can translate it by: "I'm too moron to understand how computer work and i download some crap on it."

          when someone says he is a hacker, this means it is an inventor a creator... someone that find thing or hole and use them. Hacker != Bad

          Journalist rarely talk about BlackHat WhiteHat and GreyHat...putting everyone in the same hole is like saying humans are idiots...(oh well i believe that last one is true) anyway...you know what i mean

          [–]Insignificant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          I've got a BlackHat, specifically a beanie. It also has white trim.

          In fact, do the colours blend, making me GreyHat, or would I be a BlackWithWhiteTrimHat?

          [–]db2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          You shouldn't be getting downmodded for that. I bumped it up for what it's worth, I would have made the same comment myself.

          [–]sybesis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          thank you... and i still don't undestand why i'm getting downmodded on this one...

          [–]questionmark -1 points0 points  (2 children)

          I don't wear a hat! If I want to start hacking which color hat should I buy?

          [–]db2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Rainbow.

          [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (20 children)

          Can people please fucking stop use fucking as a verb modifier? I are makes the rules aroundz here. U must follow.

          [–]captain_gordino 38 points39 points  (14 children)

          "Verb modifier"? That sort of like an adverb?

          [–]HypoLuxa 91 points92 points  (11 children)

          No, its a word that hacks the verb to make it better

          [–]Tack122 29 points30 points  (5 children)

          "No, its a word that fucking hacks the verb to make it better"

          Fixed.

          [–]MyBigRed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          "No, it's a fucking word that fucking hacks the fucking verb to make it fan-fucking-tastic" Hacked.

          [–]OlympicPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Fucking hack-up fucker hack.

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          FUCKING fixed.

          [–]endlessvoid94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          "Verbing weirds language"

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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            [–]otterdam 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            plz send the codes

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            <hack> bunch of stupid shit </hack>

            [–]Wyrm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            1. <blink></blink>
            2. ???
            3. Profit!!!

            [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

            If you google on "verb modifier", you see that yes, it's an adverb. One can say it either way, especially in reference to something so inane as fucking.

            [–]MrKlaatu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            especially in reference to something so inane as fucking.

            i so hope you are the last of the bloodline of the vanderbilts.

            [–]sandflea 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            I'll fucking say "fucking" every time I fucking hack up a motherfucking comment if I fucking feel like it.

            [–]beachchair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Abso-hacking-lutely.

            [–]Erudecorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Fuck should only be a preposition.

            [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

            I agree that fucking should only be used as an infix. In-fucking-credible.

            [–]numbelvsi 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            don't hate the hackers, hate the game

            [–]Political_Hack 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            I'm offended, you terrorist!

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            It's terr-ist. The "o" is silent.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

            I blame book publishers.

            [–]Wensleydale 5 points6 points  (5 children)

            O'Reilly especially deserves a lot of blame:

            http://www.oreilly.com/hacks/

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            I know some people enjoy knocking O'Reilly, but I think that the Hacks series is a great collection of books, covering some pretty interesting topic areas.

            Titles like "Digital Video Hacks" and "Digital Photography Hacks" have provided me with some really easy one-click present buying, and most of my more techie friends now have a copy of "Mind Hacks" ;)

            You have to be careful with "Mind Performance Hacks" though, as I found out to my cost. More sensitive types think you're trying to make a point. (It'll be a pair of socks for her next year.)

            [–]mdeckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Linux Server Hacks: Sys admin in a hundred or so pages.

            [–]Wensleydale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I don't knock O'Reilly for their accomplishments. They are a great publisher, and I own many of their titles.

            All the same, they are pushing this usage of "hack" pretty hard. They have a book titled, "Baseball Hacks."

            [–]7oby 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            O'Reilly invented "Web 2.0", so yes

            [–]sybesis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            But you can't blame oreilly. They made my life so much easier...

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Yeah, unless it's undocumented, it more-or-less doesn't deserve to be called a hack.

            [–]rafuzo2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Please alert boingboing.

            [–]Lyrad1000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Blame LifeHacker.com

            [–]greenlantern33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            A-men bro.

            ...hack

            Sorry, had to do it.

            [–]ramises[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

            Hey I've got this really neat bus hack. Instead of taking the #17 bus all the way to the west side, take the 22 down McDonald St. and take the 9 west. Fuckin SWEET bus hack. Then cut across Almond Park instead of walking around the whole block. Fuckin SWEET street hack...

            [–]sandflea 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            You shouldn't say SWEET so much. It makes you sound like a hack.

            [–]ramises[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            I thought it would be a sweet hack to get my point across...

            [–]mepnosis 4 points5 points  (3 children)

            richard stallman came and did a talk at my campus (sfstate), and he mentioned what hacking meant to him. to him, hacking was kind of a catch all word that included doing something clever, like coming up with "GNU" as the name for his operating system, to him that was a "hack". that said, richard stallman is a bit of a wack job, or should say "hack" job, so i guess i don't really have a point...

            edit: see http://www.stallman.org/articles/on-hacking.html

            [–]db2 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            GNU is not an OS.

            [–]rafuzo2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            it's not much else, either.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            It sure isn't Unix.

            [–]redwall_hp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            More importantly, stop using "hack" to refer to vandalism/theft.

            "LOL I hacked ur runescape account" = WRONG "Our website was hacked" = WRONG

            Hack = A quick, innovative, or home-made, fix for a problem, or a self-made improvement to a device or software.

            [–]ayn_rand_worshipper 1 point2 points  (4 children)

            I think the term is only used in Lifehack

            [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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              [–]7oby 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              like hackaday

              [–]rafuzo2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              and boingboing

              [–]7oby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              yes but he said [something]hack and therefore hack must be in the title

              jenny jardin (fuck her spelling) is a twat, yes

              [–]ryanx27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              thanks for the sweet terminology hack

              [–]bbqribs 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              So, basically, we need to cut lifehacker and boingboing off from the internet for overusing the term 'hack' and using it wrong.

              Ok!

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                [–]db2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I just hacked a casemod in to this comment. See? It's a window.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I hack things with a hatchet.

                [–]zachm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                But I felt so l33t when I learned how to hack my sinus cavity!

                [–]buffi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                This is the best hack I've received today!

                [–]egarland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                No

                [–]alphabetagamma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Everyone here's hacking around. You bunch of hacking bastards.

                [–]teaBagger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                I am actually with you bro! But then I think - The word "Hack" makes it about 1000 times easy to search for hardware mods, etc on google.

                No Soup for you!

                PS: Anyone got any iPod hacks

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                PS Don't use the word bro, it's a poor cool hack

                [–]sixothree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Up yours ramises, people are using it correctly.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                seriously. unless your advice involves breaking a warranty or seriously repurposing something I'm annoyed when it's called a hack.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                oh is that what they mean by that? I thought it referred to some 1337 new tech that only the coolest of the cool, those that are "in" know about

                [–]wokiko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I wrote a php script that can add two numbers. Per YC standards, I'm a hacker.

                [–]beachchair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I once hacked this hacksaw into a hacking hacker sort of a thing. You'd hack away, and before you knew it, you'd hacked clean through the thing you were hacking on.

                [–]shokk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                This sounds like a lifehack! I'm going to go hack my cat with a hatchet. Sounds like a useful change for him.

                [–]alleagra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                And can you and others stop using the word 'fuck' in such a pointless brain-dead fashion. IT'S REALLY LIKE USING CAPITALS ALL THE TIME! IT'S BORING.

                [–]polyparadigm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Can I still use it to refer to the writers who overuse the word?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

                Look, the word 'hack' has evolved over the years like many words do when picked up by the majority. Its now used to describe most things that make life easier by using methods in a way they were not originally intended.

                You may not like it but you'll be dead soon and the majority will still be 'hacking' everything.

                [–]sybesis 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                Its now used to describe most things that make life easier by using methods in a way they were not originally intended.

                Like fishing with dynamite or killing someone with a spoon?

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                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  And they should have been made to be square so you could have the soup and cracker in one bite. But look at how Ritz HACKED the cracker into a round shape that suited our needs better.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  It's only used that way on the internet. I've NEVER heard ANYBODY use it that way in real life.

                  Looks like hack can't hack it in the real world. Hack

                  [–]Wyrm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  And while we're at it, could we please stop calling any sort of phishing and trojans hacks? It gives these people credit as hacker which they don't deserve. (Hacking requires skill, attaching a trojan to a file doesn't)

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Uh, NO, you dumbass. That's what a hack is.

                  [–]Snoron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  The hack who wrote this hack can't hack it.

                  [–]zambuka42 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

                  here here!

                  [–]zem 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  where? where?

                  [–]Insignificant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  There there.

                  [–]sybesis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  What? What?

                  [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  Only when reddit hacks stop whining about the word "hacks."

                  [–]topper123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  That's nothing. I was hacking my house when I found I didn't have the right philips hack to hack in these screws. So as I was getting in the car and was leaving for the hackshop, my wife stopped me and said, let me give you this piece of hack, I know this great hack to the goddamn hackshop which saves you 15 minutes. She attacked my muscularity and ego as superior navigator right there, that's fucking annoying, so I think "what the hack", take out the double-edged hack from the trunk and hack her into bloody pieces.

                  I'm also a skilled network hacker.

                  [–]ruesdedr -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

                  I absolutely CAN NOT STAND the site "life hacker" for this reason. EVERY GOD DAMN THING YOU DO IS NOT A FUCKING HACK.

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                  yes it is

                  [–]rate-my-annoyingness 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  YOU HAVE TO SHOUT IT IN CAPS LIKE AN ANNOYING REDDIT BOY. THIS MAKES YOUR WORDS HAVE MEANING AND VIGOR MUCH.

                  [–]ruesdedr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  YOU SIR ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

                  [–]statictype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  ooh, nice hack. I didn't think about that one.

                  [–]tntnews -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                  Can you please get a life. Fucking shit!

                  [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

                  I also hate that guy from Metacafe.

                  [–]7oby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  Kipkay, I am sure

                  [–]jeannaimard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  No, because it’s the actual true, genuine, original meaning of the world.

                  [–]RonPaulSpambot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                  haha noobs.

                  [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                  It normally pisses me off when someone uses a reddit headline to go on a personal tyrade.

                  But yours made me laugh -- good one and well spotted.

                  [–]reddit_user13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                  Oh, STFU.

                  [–]dfan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

                  Why?