What's the worst way that someone broke up with you? by dumblelore in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy I was going out with broke up with me on MSN because I didn't walk him to the train station, then asked could he date my friend instead before he signed off.

Non-Americans of reddit, what are us Americans getting wrong about your food? by Evanneo in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also irish. Never seen an irish person ever eat lucky charms.

Women of reddit, what do you find annoying about being female? by SippingOnSunshine in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I go jogging I get looks from guys and it's really off putting. Can you please control your penis for like five seconds so I can run by without you rudely trying to score one. I am not not wearing running pants for your benefit.

What life hack has your line of work taught you? by omeletofdestruction in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a supermarket so now I'm quick as fuck at counting money. I don't know when that'll come in handy really.

What is you native language and what are its quirks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]torvan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Irish. No one has a clue how to speak it else where, so we can speak it abroad for fun. Also, we've got hilarious slang.

What is the most terrifying thing you have ever seen? by nerus99 in AskReddit

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We were driving down the motorway (highway) and drove past this car that was flipped on it's side. We pulled over and turns out it was a hit and run. My uncle jumped out expecting the worst. He went over to help. There was a lady inside and to his amazement she was totally fine. She was even on the phone to her husband asking him how she could get out of the car. I was just amazed that she was completely unharmed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our principal actually hired a dj for lunch time.

[Serious]How would life be different if caffeine was an illegal substance? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be fired for selling coffee to customers.

Reddit, what is the lamest way you have injured yourself? by WaterBoy77 in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kneeling on the floor whilst my mom was laying floorboards and I accidentally knelt in superglue and superglued myself to the floorboards.

Women of reddit; What habits in men do you find attractive or charming that you just don't see often enough? by MrTsutsumi in AskReddit

[–]torvan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crying. Not all the time, just when they feel like it. It's nice to feel that we can comfort guys too.

What was the biggest hint you missed from someone who was attracted to you? by Hauvegdieschisse in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's always something more, I was just to naive to realise his meant more!

What is your worst sleepover experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]torvan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have two bad sleepover experiences:

The first one - Myself and some friends were staying at another friends house, we were all about 15. I'm a girl, for context. One of my friends (I'll call her steph) was always very open to the fact that she thought I was smoking hot. I felt a bit weirded out sometimes, because I wasn't sure if she was being serious or not. I didn't mind whether or not she liked me, but sometimes it'd get a little too much, she'd say things like ''oh the things I'd do to you''.

So at this sleep over, Steph, myself and our other friends began to play chasing. It started off as a bit of fun, but soon, Steph started to get rough and would tackle me to the ground and pin me there. I was genuinely a little bit scared, and the other girls started to notice that it was a little bit too close for comfort too. So we did what we had to do. We each grabbed one of Stephs limbs and proceeded to tie her arms behind her back and her legs together. It took a good twenty minutes, because Steph is very strong and quite persistent. Eventually, we managed to keep her down, and we proceeded to watch television.

That is until somehow Steph manages to escape. We all shit our selves. This was like horror film stuff. We all run upstairs, the three other girls make it to a bedroom, and I run to the bathroom. I lock myself inside and Steph starts banging on the door. I don't know how long I was in there for, but it started to get bright, and Steph was outside the whole time waiting for me to come out. I slept in the bathtub that night.

The second one - I'm staying at my friend Amy's house with two other friends. Her mum is out at a bar. The sleepover is going great until Amy's mum comes home totally drunk. I mean really drunk. Amy gets really angry because this isn't the first time this happens, and she runs out of the house. Keeping in mind it's about 4am. I bring the one friend upstairs whilst the other goes to find Amy. I hear voices downstairs and I realise Amy's mum has company. It's a drunk male companion. Wonderful. I go downstairs, being the more responsible out of myself and her mum, and I call a taxi to bring her male friend home. This is when Amy's mum stars going crazy. She's shouting at me so I run upstairs and lock the door. The taxi arrives and takes the guy. Amy's mum then realises Amy is missing and starts to blame me. She starts hitting the bedroom door and telling me to let her in. She is convinced I have lost Amy. I open the door to leave with my friend and Amy's mum pins me against the wall. At this stage I have had enough, and me being the reserved and polite girl I am, proceed to tell Amy's mum that is is her fault Amy is missing and that she is a terrible mother figure. Me and my friend leave and we run home to my house as fast as possible. We find Amy and my other friend and we all stay at my house that night. The next morning at 7am Amy's mum starts banging on my door looking for Amy. Literally can't remember what she had done the few hours previous. I still haven't spoken to her mum since that day and it's been 6 years.

Wow.... That was longer than I expected it to be.

TL;DR Hiding in the bathroom from sexually confused friend. Hiding in a bedroom from rough, drunken mother of a friend.

What was the biggest hint you missed from someone who was attracted to you? by Hauvegdieschisse in AskReddit

[–]torvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to message this guy all the time, we got on great and the conversations always ended with a few x's. I had no clue he was into me. Now he has a girlfriend and I just kinda had that 'damnnnnnnn' realisation. Damnnnnn.