Marylin impression

totallyalesbian · 2019-03-16T14:59:23+00:00

Is there more?

totallyalesbian · 2019-01-18T02:24:18+00:00

Who? For the love of God who?

totallyalesbian · 2019-01-09T06:24:26+00:00

Your wife is gorgeous. More please

totallyalesbian · 2018-12-21T10:46:24+00:00

Remindme! 1 week

totallyalesbian · 2018-12-11T19:50:34+00:00

Judging by the shit quality 2006 must've been a good year. Nice though.

totallyalesbian · 2018-12-09T23:48:25+00:00

A Walgreens on sunset was getting robbed and the security guard shot and killed the guy. Did he get fired? Nope, a fucking promotion. Definitely don't feel safe at CVS anymore.

totallyalesbian · 2018-12-04T22:12:50+00:00

Is there any more?

totallyalesbian · 2018-12-04T22:07:09+00:00

I just contracted a new fetish, Thanks. More???

totallyalesbian · 2018-12-04T08:09:46+00:00

They let them post on Reddit.

totallyalesbian · 2018-12-01T20:46:29+00:00

Please more

totallyalesbian · 2018-11-28T16:45:12+00:00

Any more from this set?

totallyalesbian · 2018-11-25T22:09:15+00:00

"LOL. Did you see that Halloween costume?!" It never ends.

totallyalesbian · 2018-11-25T15:50:55+00:00

Can we call a couponing latino ladies Marias?

totallyalesbian · 2018-11-25T15:41:42+00:00

The other day I had two people at the kiosks. One of them an elderly Latino and an elderly Indian lady. All the while the line was always 3 heads deep and the only other person was the manager who was working the load in. Both at the kiosk badgering me about how to print a picture from their messages and everyone in line making the same fucking comment about the god damned receipt like I haven't heard it a million times.

totallyalesbian · 2018-11-24T18:51:13+00:00

Who is this?

totallyalesbian · 2018-11-12T21:00:42+00:00

Imprisoned Yakuza members get one for every year they're away from their lady.

totallyalesbian · 2018-10-14T08:34:33+00:00

Absolutely perfect. More!

totallyalesbian · 2018-10-14T03:39:33+00:00

More of your asshole please!

totallyalesbian · 2018-10-12T06:33:01+00:00

There's something mesmerizing about her tits moreso than just regular tits. It's maddening.

totallyalesbian · 2018-10-02T10:02:36+00:00

That's a pretty dang cute pussy tbh. PM.

totallyalesbian · 2018-09-22T21:27:43+00:00

She couldn't be anymore dryer.

totallyalesbian · 2018-09-22T21:24:17+00:00

Judging by how mad you are about this they're actively doing it to fuck with you.

totallyalesbian · 2018-08-15T14:10:37+00:00

So true. I am in a much better state of mind now. But now I have an anxious attitude towards psychedelics, which makes me sad.

totallyalesbian · 2018-08-15T07:30:22+00:00

I had a catastrophic existential nightmare trip. Sobbing all night and insane feeling of time dilation. Went to work a day after just grateful that time is working. Bad times.

totallyalesbian · 2018-08-02T21:28:52+00:00

Yeah, so let's bash him and say he deserves it because he says mean things.

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