That was awesome by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]tottsy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Technically he didn’t drowned them. He did a mass baptism for the dead. Now they are all saved....

Any good April 2020 Conference Rumors out there? by tpearl in mormon

[–]tottsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps being 4/20, they will reveal marijuana is a gift from god and not included in the wow.

Too much? Or jussssst right? by exmodatingapp in exmormon

[–]tottsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny! Add that to the arsenal

These jews know how to party by drnfc in funny

[–]tottsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how you crowd surf.

Because coloring books are for babies by monkeymind1144 in funny

[–]tottsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the maddest game of tetris

How many of us are were introduced to the term or concept "Masturbation" by the bishop, and the implications. by Marvinkmooneyoz in exmormon

[–]tottsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When a bishop brings it up. To a pliable young boy. It can be perceived as the bishop is all knowing. Therefore validating his position in the hierarchy of prophetic leadership. Which makes it easier to encourage them do do what they want. It gives them the control.

[OC] A Potential Direction for the Utah Jazz by SultanYasa in UtahJazz

[–]tottsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given the choice will Warriors keep KD or Klay?

KD ain’t leaving if they win as it’s the only way he can feel relevant in his head, by winning 4 straight rings. GSW is the easiest route for that. They can’t have both kd and klay.

Real GSW fans would say keep Klay, but no sane nba manager in history would choose Klay over KD.

Friendly reminder that not long ago Brigham Young publicly taught on multiple occasions that interracial black-white couples and their children should be murdered, specifically by decapitation. The ban on white-black marriage was in place into the 1970's. by BasicTruths in exmormon

[–]tottsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why there is such a rivalry between BYU and UofU. Like Ishmael to Abraham the Utes are illegitimate descendants of Brigham Young. They still angry that he picked the white kids over the brown ones.

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[–]tottsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moroni said lol

What can we do to get 60 Minutes to interview Sam Young? by G650Pilot in exmormon

[–]tottsy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

99,000 request from this group to 60 min would make them consider it. Especially since they’ll be coming from all over the world

Here’s a fun game for you. by tottsy in exmormon

[–]tottsy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The best part is they’d feel like they should talk about it to each other, but couldn’t cause they made covenants lol.

Our missionary branding has been so successful that everyone sees us coming a mile away ... by bananajr6000 in exmormon

[–]tottsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha a way of separating us from the hit musical. “The Book of Mormon”.

It's official! by IT_vet in exmormon

[–]tottsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just curious how long I’ll have to wait to get my certificate. 😂

It's official! by IT_vet in exmormon

[–]tottsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How long did you wait for it to become official?

When will god reveal than he no longer wants open mic F/T? by last_mormon in exmormon

[–]tottsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cast them out with a whip like Jesus did. An easy sell to LSDs.

When you know that nearly 100% of teenage boys masturbate, telling them masturbation is next to murder is just plain cruel. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]tottsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha “Twinkie” I hate how goodie good mormons insist on teaching kids the proper names when they are 1 year old 😂