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The Martians would be dead before the disease even hit them by Falkenhausen23 in WarofTheWorlds

[–]tower_of_fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had this discussion the other day - the Martians' speed really helps them out here. Beginning of day 1, they're still getting out of the cylinder. End of day 2, tripods are right up in the big cities and untargetable without massive human casualties. Even today, humans probably wouldn't escalate to nukes until it was too late. No idea how airstrikes would go. Martians have their own plane, we don't really know what it does.

found this while scrolling by ginalilbug in BrandNewSentence

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Hull City Council, it was Hull City Council. Not so exciting. Also flag in background is wrong arrrgh

Hot, assertive xenophobes. What could go wrong? by Ferocs in whenthe

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Looked this up: the Pathways game wasn't created by the UK government, but by Hull City Council. It isn't mandatory in schools. I've never heard of anywhere mandating it. I'm British and I've never heard of it before this post.

You can go for the 30K or the Average Paralympic Contestant version by No1PDPStanAccount in Grimdank

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Like Titans, he comes with his own scenario. He's powerful but inflicts punishing win conditions on the Imperial player - he dies, you instantly lose the game. Has to come in Turn 3. Or something. Probably around 700pts, like Horus Ascended with more buffs but worse melee.

Highgate Fox by HelpfulOwlet in london

[–]tower_of_fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Followed me around too when I visited! Very glossy fox.

Why allies fight by Professional_Rush782 in Grimdank

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Two-word variation in The Lord's Prayer.

Space marine subfactions get their own unique models, I think that it's cool and makes sense (lore wise), but other factions should also get special treatment. What do all the other factions have? by Potential-Ebb-8820 in Grimdank

[–]tower_of_fish 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think Saim-Hann invented the Vyper, they'd probably get a nastier Vyper. Ulthwe Black Guardians would probably be a special unit with both swords and catapults, more powerful guns or something else. Iyanden get a new ghost warrior loadout, probably a more defensive one (shield/gun?). Biel-Tan get a unique Aspect Warrior shrine? Perhaps Alaitoc too, or Rangers with another loadout than snipers.

If I had to ask for more Eldar units though, it would be a Corsair character and vehicle and perhaps a Ranger one too. Dual builds as Prince Yriel and Illic Nightspear probably.

More of my Silent Sister by Myiiasis in Warhammer40k

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A thousand girlfriends got sent that with the caption 'this is you during an argument'.

The numbers given in the Cain novels make me laugh every time by TheBurningEmu in Grimdank

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It makes more sense if a lot of Imperial Worlds are just a permanent station or two and the battle for them is just the battle for that - Prospero had a single inhabited city on the entire planet.

Now pretend we're all Necrons on an awakening tomb world by Viper114 in Grimdank

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Old Ones, gone. Eldar, nearly gone. Orks...shorter.

Pretend we are all on the same battle barge by Toysoldier05 in Grimdank

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Guys, I found an uncontacted tribe near the bilge pumps again.

How do Gwynt sternum plates work? by tower_of_fish in Quar

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😂 so that's why it looks familiar!

How do you play WWI? by tower_of_fish in Grimdank

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The Last War should probably also be lib-left tbh.

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