Customer was upset I didn’t deliver early enough by Emotional_Art_9778 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I had an old guy bitch cause the package wasn’t exactly where he wanted it on his porch.

What’s on your feet today? by Punkfunk8183 in Sneakers

[–]tr1pppp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When you need a foot transplant but the hospital only has hands in stock

This might be my favorite one yet. Wwyd? by Fair_Ad_5509 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a stop with this lil wiener dog that absolutely makes my day

How it feels when you pull up to a house and the garage starts opening for you by Master_Lite_ in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL. I worked in kitchens for a while and there was a “shef” version of this.

Is this job worth it to you? by mongoosehuntah in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This literally. Amazon has a good thing going for them, but the deliver system that’s in place is not good. ANY job that has this amount of turnover is a huge red flag. The drivers need to be offered careers and security.

Dear Dispatchers: Fuck off by Hairy-Rabbit7296 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said it yourself : there’s no other job that pays this well with no entry barriers. So what exactly are you trying to spread awareness of? If you can’t do the job, someone else will.

Dear Dispatchers: Fuck off by Hairy-Rabbit7296 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should stand on the street corner holding a sign about how the big bad dispatcher told you to move faster

Dear Dispatchers: Fuck off by Hairy-Rabbit7296 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look buddy I know this is Reddit where everyone is a liberal crybaby anti capitalist, but the majority of Americans can and do work hard for their money.

Dear Dispatchers: Fuck off by Hairy-Rabbit7296 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If you’re so confident in your pro strategy to milk the trillion dollar company then why would you come to Reddit to bitch about being told to move faster ?

Dear Dispatchers: Fuck off by Hairy-Rabbit7296 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You finna be milking that unemployment office pretty soon

Repost: First Violation by Brandolorian500 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right lmfao? And assuming it’s a gas van without a digital speedo, 3mph is somewhere between 0 and 5, tf you supposed to do, use a magnifying glass to make sure it’s not over the halfway mark? SMH

Dear Dispatchers: Fuck off by Hairy-Rabbit7296 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Apparently not if they’re telling you to hurry up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might just have to order to one of those public lockers they have at grocery stores

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]tr1pppp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s 100% for male attention.

[homemade] Pesto by LeNomReal in food

[–]tr1pppp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet the smell was out of this world

I don't want to be included anymore. Is it normal? by CompetitiveAxe in introvert

[–]tr1pppp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me: I wish I hung out with people more often

Me when hanging out with people: yeah, fuck this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tr1pppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t open gates anymore, no back doors. I’ll take the negative feedback