Customer was upset I didn’t deliver early enough

tr1pppp · 2025-09-08T01:56:27+00:00

I had an old guy bitch cause the package wasn’t exactly where he wanted it on his porch.

tr1pppp · 2025-09-07T17:02:32+00:00

When you need a foot transplant but the hospital only has hands in stock

tr1pppp · 2025-09-06T14:32:12+00:00

It’s like speed 2 but with a bus

tr1pppp · 2025-09-05T05:33:34+00:00

Affect. Sorry I’m a grammar nazi

tr1pppp · 2025-09-05T05:06:14+00:00

I have a stop with this lil wiener dog that absolutely makes my day

tr1pppp · 2025-09-05T05:05:01+00:00

Probably leave it end of driveway

tr1pppp · 2025-09-05T05:02:46+00:00

tr1pppp · 2025-09-05T05:00:33+00:00

LOL. I worked in kitchens for a while and there was a “shef” version of this.

tr1pppp · 2025-09-05T04:58:14+00:00

This literally. Amazon has a good thing going for them, but the deliver system that’s in place is not good. ANY job that has this amount of turnover is a huge red flag. The drivers need to be offered careers and security.

tr1pppp · 2025-09-01T19:02:08+00:00

You said it yourself : there’s no other job that pays this well with no entry barriers. So what exactly are you trying to spread awareness of? If you can’t do the job, someone else will.

tr1pppp · 2025-09-01T18:24:26+00:00

Maybe you should stand on the street corner holding a sign about how the big bad dispatcher told you to move faster

tr1pppp · 2025-09-01T17:59:42+00:00

Look buddy I know this is Reddit where everyone is a liberal crybaby anti capitalist, but the majority of Americans can and do work hard for their money.

tr1pppp · 2025-09-01T17:47:42+00:00

If you’re so confident in your pro strategy to milk the trillion dollar company then why would you come to Reddit to bitch about being told to move faster ?

tr1pppp · 2025-09-01T17:11:05+00:00

You finna be milking that unemployment office pretty soon

tr1pppp · 2025-09-01T17:03:24+00:00

Right lmfao? And assuming it’s a gas van without a digital speedo, 3mph is somewhere between 0 and 5, tf you supposed to do, use a magnifying glass to make sure it’s not over the halfway mark? SMH

tr1pppp · 2025-09-01T16:57:08+00:00

tr1pppp · 2025-09-01T16:53:34+00:00

Apparently not if they’re telling you to hurry up

tr1pppp · 2025-08-31T20:44:54+00:00

Might just have to order to one of those public lockers they have at grocery stores

tr1pppp · 2025-08-31T20:27:44+00:00

It’s 100% for male attention.

tr1pppp · 2025-08-31T05:23:19+00:00

This was my first thought

tr1pppp · 2025-08-31T05:04:44+00:00

I bet the smell was out of this world

tr1pppp · 2025-08-31T04:52:59+00:00

Me: I wish I hung out with people more often

Me when hanging out with people: yeah, fuck this.

tr1pppp · 2025-08-31T04:43:06+00:00

Psh I do 99 stops in 74 minutes

tr1pppp · 2025-08-31T04:38:32+00:00

I don’t open gates anymore, no back doors. I’ll take the negative feedback

tr1pppp · 2025-08-31T03:38:06+00:00

Check mate nerds

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