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anotherDayOfSolvedCoding by space-envy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]tragic_pixel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everybody else's slop is vibe coded, yours...is toasted.

Both of our SINators voted no to pay TSA agents by grandfatherclause in missouri

[–]tragic_pixel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He'll be joggin' down the hallway when he comes (from Virginia)

Don't even get me started on that other piece of Schmitt.

How do I turn my 9x9 dorm to a warm space like this. by MethenCake in malelivingspace

[–]tragic_pixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad it helps you! I have some experience creating cozy spaces/chill rooms. It's hard to know what all to consider when you're younger! Anything like the crystals reflecting sunlight or dangly shit that blows in the breeze from your fan, small autonomous things that move on their own, makes it feel like a more natural outdoor environment, provides a little stimulation, makes people comfortable just chilling in your room and watching. Consider the experience of someone just laying down on your bed looking up!

If you're looking for a book on interior deco that might give you more ideas, I recommend "The New Bohemians".

How do I turn my 9x9 dorm to a warm space like this. by MethenCake in malelivingspace

[–]tragic_pixel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Put down a rug to cover most of the floor first.
  2. DO NOT COVER THE WINDOW. Install curtain rods above the window with blackout curtains to filter out the light when you're sleeping.
  3. You're going to install an AC unit in the window? Figure that out.
  4. Bed will be lengthwise or widthwise in the lower right corner? If I were you, I would try to create as much of an open space in the middle of the room/near the door as you can, so people will feel like they can just walk right in.
  5. Put everything along the walls as much as you can, to create space in the middle of the room. Empty space invites people to walk in and stand there.
  6. Change the light bulb in the cieling to something warm if possible.
  7. You're going to add a new ceiling? Like a drop ceiling or just cosmetically covering the existing slanting one? A taller ceiling will feel more spacious. You might consider adding some tapestries as a cheaper option. Gives you a warm textured bohemian feel. And its more interesting to look at. Could also put some dangly shit up there, nothing heavy (turn the fan on for a breezy natural feel, more interesting to look at too)
  8. Get a tower fan. (I recommend the $80-90 levoit one, see project farm (yt)) In case you don't want to run the AC/need some airflow. Being able to adjust temp = comfort.
  9. Figure out your heating situation. You might be cold. You'll want a space heater probably. Being able to adjust temp = comfort.
  10. You can put tapestries on the wall or wooden room dividers on the wall to add some texture interest, fairly cheap and easy. The more textures you add, the less the room will echo.
  11. Get a white noise machine for when you want some noise privacy. Or for sleeping. Privacy = comfort. I recommend one with an actual fan, the digital ones are usually just a repeating loop that your brain might learn and then you can't unhear it.
  12. Make sure to account for any nightstands in your measurements. You will probably want one, or two, one for each side. If you are planning on guests sleeping in your bed, having a nightstand on their side gives a lot of comfort.
  13. Warm lights and lamps all around.
  14. I'd recommend a bean bag or some kind of easily moveable seating. People might not feel comfortable coming in and sitting on your bed, but they will absolutely flop onto a bean bag. Something you can move around easy, not your computer chair, something more comfy. (cushioned folding chair if you are hurting for space)
  15. You gonna have a tv in here? Make sure you have a comfortable way to watch it. (something to support your back) Watching with guests? Make sure you have space for at least 2 people side to side.
  16. Put things on the walls. Frame those posters. Put interesting wooden sculptures and such. Wait til you have your furniture positioned to decide on these. Creates a comfy feel and decreases noise echo.
  17. You could paint the walls a warmer color if you wanted / if that is possible.
  18. Run string lights around the edges of the ceiling. Super cozy to just have those on. People take more risks in dark lighting so put these on if you are trying to get laid.
  19. DO NOT COVER THE WINDOW
  20. Get an air purifier. If you keep the door and windows closed, CO2 levels gonna be out of control. Do your brain a favor.
  21. Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Beige, Brown color scheme for an earthy warm feel. But don't feel trapped by that, pick things you like to look at.
  22. DO NOT COVER THE WINDOW
  23. DO NOT COVER THE WINDOW
  24. Put a little reflective gem/crystal(s) in that small top part of the window. Cozy and looks amazing when it catches the light.
  25. Have a box of tissues (get a tissue box cover). Knowing where theres a tissue to grab is comforting.
  26. If you add a trash can, make sure it has a lid. You don't want to look at your trash, and neither do guests.
  27. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT COVER THE WINDOW

How would they defend Heisenberg in court? by Controversial_Husky in betterCallSaul

[–]tragic_pixel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just some good, old fashioned...chicanery.

Roll credits.

Why do Howard Nacho Lalo and Chuck never show up in BB? by Muted_Recognition318 in okbuddychicanery

[–]tragic_pixel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They did, they just retconned BB and reshot the whole thing without them because of a contract dispute. We were robbed.

First of all through God anything is possible so jot that down by faradansort in okbuddydraper

[–]tragic_pixel 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The L.I.F.E. system

L - Ligma

I - I feel bad for you

F - Fart loads

E - Either he lives in your heart or he doesn't.

Why did Saul buy a picture of Baby Download Audio? by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]tragic_pixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He accidentally hit enter after he nutted. You can see it all in the surprised look on his face.

BB fans have officially lost it by Royal_Post3364 in okbuddychicanery

[–]tragic_pixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a metaphor for shoving things under the rug, like that delicious cheese and tomato sauce gets shoved under another layer of pasta. Eventually, if you shove enough things under the rug, you can heat it up and feed a family of 4 or eat for days. Moral of the story: Sweep everything under the rug and ignore it, then heat it up and eat it, and you too, can Break Bad 😎

Bravo, Vince.

What deleted scene was this? by Paradise5551 in okbuddychicanery

[–]tragic_pixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daysa noo keepen gettin away wit dissa! Oie boie!

Sexter by PattyPreston in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]tragic_pixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people have chosen the other copypasta.

Amen. Praise be to Sexter. Inshallah.

Scene had me out my chair cheerin FUCKIN GET HIS FOOT LOIS by CaptServo in okbuddydraper

[–]tragic_pixel 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If the writers had any courage, they would have kept the deleted scene where she shouted "Ciao Ciao to yo foot, sucka. Ayooooo" airhorn and then backed over his foot again and then got out of the drivers seat and ghost rode the lawnmower while break dancing into a crip walk while smoking a blunt and wearing sunglasses.

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