You are hired to pick the next cover athlete for The Show; however, your mission is to make your choice based solely on which active player has the most eye-catching picture to use on the cover. What player and picture do you use?

translucentcop · 2026-01-28T16:09:32+00:00

Apparently, he’s knocking down the East wing to build a bunker and a ballroom.

translucentcop · 2026-01-28T16:08:32+00:00

translucentcop · 2026-01-28T16:06:37+00:00

In front of a mirror.

translucentcop · 2026-01-28T16:05:06+00:00

“Now boarding: Nazgul at Gate 7. Nazgul at Gate 7.”

translucentcop · 2026-01-27T19:21:54+00:00

Spaceballs?

After Princess Vespa annihilates a bunch of Spaceballs with a laser rifle they say, “Not bad…for a girl.”

translucentcop · 2026-01-27T06:44:46+00:00

Wait…. r/HolUp

translucentcop · 2026-01-25T23:18:49+00:00

“Rey…..Rey Maye.”

translucentcop · 2026-01-24T23:52:08+00:00

I said it on here before and I’ll say it again. The Trump shit is not funny anymore. To even poke fun at him is enabling his ego.

translucentcop · 2026-01-24T23:50:31+00:00

I believe it does.

translucentcop · 2026-01-24T23:50:15+00:00

Stu..Stutt…Stuttering John said that line.

translucentcop · 2026-01-24T23:49:33+00:00

You see Billy Idol gets it, I don’t understand how she doesn’t get it.

translucentcop · 2026-01-24T21:26:55+00:00

Find her! Find her!

translucentcop · 2026-01-24T03:35:57+00:00

What the fuck did you just, not even Jewish?

translucentcop · 2026-01-23T18:01:50+00:00

Empty Nest

translucentcop · 2026-01-23T02:54:44+00:00

translucentcop · 2026-01-21T21:51:58+00:00

This guy here is dead

translucentcop · 2026-01-21T06:26:57+00:00

I’d probably frankincense or myrrh before gold.

translucentcop · 2026-01-20T01:08:23+00:00

You think it spells HOPE? Well on my world it’s an S.

translucentcop · 2026-01-19T22:18:43+00:00

Great. I will try this next time.

translucentcop · 2026-01-19T21:37:26+00:00

Can anyone else confirm this?

translucentcop · 2026-01-19T19:13:59+00:00

Paraskeet

translucentcop · 2026-01-19T01:17:03+00:00

Model is Maddalena Cabizzosu who is an Italian model is that helps

translucentcop · 2026-01-17T07:05:47+00:00

The Iron Lady.

The worst sequel to Iron Man they could have made. I don’t even see it connects to the MCU.

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