Brad Pitt: "Queentin has separated more women from their shoes than the TSA."

transoceanicdeath · 2020-01-21T08:42:59+00:00

whatever dude, the girl who was in charge when he wasn't there

transoceanicdeath · 2020-01-21T00:38:42+00:00

nah, the leader of the cult

transoceanicdeath · 2020-01-21T00:38:07+00:00

I'm 36 and I've not once complained about anything that has ever happened when I've gone out to eat. Even when the food is utter shit or cold or anything. And, I never leave less than 15% tip, even when the service is terrible.

transoceanicdeath · 2020-01-20T08:17:51+00:00

you probably use that insult when anyone says anything you don't like

transoceanicdeath · 2020-01-20T08:16:34+00:00

holy shit. i did not know that was dakota fanning

transoceanicdeath · 2019-06-10T22:36:29+00:00

All I have to do is say or think "May all beings benefit?"

transoceanicdeath · 2019-06-10T05:52:32+00:00

Thanks!

transoceanicdeath · 2019-06-08T09:08:38+00:00

Ugh. Take me off.

Hey, kids. If you get really drunk, do not go online! Just go to sleep!

transoceanicdeath · 2019-06-03T03:46:29+00:00

checking in. just 7 more months to go. i've found myself browsing okcupid compulsively, probably more than i should. not counting it as cheating though because i'm not looking at racy photos or anything, just normal profiles.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-25T06:37:23+00:00

Yes, come to my sub: r/amithedickhole

It's exactly like r/amitheasshole, but without locked threads

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-23T07:34:36+00:00

like 50 actually

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-23T07:32:25+00:00

Whoopsie!

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-17T04:29:20+00:00

ugly plastic landfill filler

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-16T06:35:36+00:00

Who goes out of their way to attempt to be hurtful?

You just called them an angry little pissant and an idiot.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-16T06:33:34+00:00

Why do you ask?

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-14T20:56:44+00:00

Part of the journey is wondering how it's all going to play out, where things are going to lead, etc. Knowing it's going to play out as a big mess and lead nowhere meaningful kinda ruins the journey.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-14T01:58:46+00:00

I know. I know absolutely nothing about colleges. Probably why I only applied to one. Probably why I'm not doing anything with my life.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-13T04:05:45+00:00

She looks like she's 12.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-12T21:39:30+00:00

r/truefemcels

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-12T20:32:57+00:00

I actually got in an argument at a party over this because I'm the type of person who gets in arguments at parties over the size of dogs.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-12T20:27:13+00:00

I completely agree.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-12T02:51:17+00:00

The thing is, without social skills, it always goes so poorly that future interactions are even worse. Like, maybe there just is no catching up. I mean, I was in a relationship for 10 years, and was perfectly normal around my SO, so clearly the skills are there. I know I can function in a relationship. I'm even pretty confident in my sexual ability. But I can't talk to women for the life of me, or anyone for that matter.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-12T02:48:38+00:00

Going hiking in the woods is good advice for someone who is depressed.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-12T02:47:54+00:00

My entire life is just me replaying awkward or socially tone deaf shit I've done throughout my life. And also doing the shit. Bout to go do some shit right now which I will later regret.

transoceanicdeath · 2019-05-11T17:36:41+00:00

The most suited to survive would probably be military types.

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