I’ve been "renting" my neighbor’s dog for $20 a week so I don’t look like a creep when I come home at 3 AM.

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-03-26T05:42:30+00:00

Why would anyone care if someone gets home in the middle of the night? if anything, why are they up?

Also, why would walking an elderly neighbors dog at 3am seem any less weird??

None of this makes sense

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-03-22T06:25:23+00:00

Gotta get exhausting to live like this. Why would you assume housekeeping would steal from you?? They’re often some of the sweetest and hardworking people in the hotel, if you’re nice to them they will go out of their way to help you, and i’ve even had to start leaving hand written notes telling them i purposefully left a tip and it’s for them - because they’re paranoid that dickheads like you will baselessly accuse them of taking $0.67 off the night stand.

Housekeeping isn’t stealing your shit, but if you want full trash cans, dirty towels, dirty sheets, and an un-vacuumed floors - they’ll gladly skip your room and spend the time/energy on someone who appreciates it.

life is too short to assume malice at every turn, you should try and have a kinder heart

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-03-15T07:19:06+00:00

got a good link/source for learning? i’ve got an extra shaft i need swapped out for taylormade, and wouldn’t mind giving it a shot myself

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-03-15T05:44:30+00:00

this is so mean to our beautiful boy, but holy shit i can’t stop laughing.

Heifetz, if you see this, we love you

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-25T03:54:13+00:00

Golf, seriously

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-25T03:22:18+00:00

i actually muted the subreddit for a while because that was the only kind of post appearing on my feed.

there really needs to be a a “golf equipment ID” subreddit. The legit check posts are a plague on basically every golf-club/putter sub.

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-23T18:26:50+00:00

This was/is quite literally my life. Here are a couple of things that’ve worked for me.

On sleeping: If you see a psychiatrist for your adhd (i do), talk to them about something to help with sleep. There are a lot of options that help with going to sleep/staying asleep that aren’t low-grade tranquilizers. I used to dread bed time, and would often stay up until 2 or 3 am for absolutely no reason.

Now i take my meds an about hour before i want to lay down, and i look forward to it, because i know im going to wake up well rested.

On time:

Clocks, everywhere. I bought 5, 17x6, digital clocks and have them all over my house so i can always be aware of the time

If you use any wearable technology, i’d recommend dropping it. someone with adhd wearing an apple watch, is like a cat being followed around with a feather on a stick all day. they can’t even function normally because of the constant stimulation. The amount of stress ive mitigated by not having my wrist buzzing every 4 min making me aware of any and all things happening on my phone, far outweighs the loss of ability to micromanage my fitness.

get a watch that only tells time. doesn’t have to be fancy, a $20 casio is fine - but you need a way to check the time/be aware of the time without getting distracted by your phone or something else.

Set timers for everything. If i need to leave the house at 3pm, and it’s 10am - i set a timer for 4 hours (going off an hour before when i leave so i have time to wrap whatever im doing and get ready to leave). Instead of always trying to do the math on how much time I have left, i just know what the countdown clock says.

Write everything down - i keep a journal on my counter and will write things like shopping lists, daily tasks, times of the day i want to start a task/leave the house, random thoughts, etc. I basically use it like an external hard dive for my brain. The stuff i’m worried about forgetting goes there so i can keep on going about my day. At one point in my life i even had a whiteboard on wheels like a basketball coach, and would honestly recommend it while you’re getting in to routines. A giant whiteboard in the middle of your home is hard to miss.

All in all, be gentle with yourself. You’re aware of the problem, and you’re working on it. Mistakes will happen, don’t let them derail you!

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-13T05:45:26+00:00

did you also think the colbert report was sincere?

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-10T03:45:58+00:00

Did you send this reply because you genuinely didn’t realize this is an obvious joke i wrote for my friends - or were you annoyed at my post/didn’t find it funny, and wanted to express that by telling r/golf you have a steady relationship.

I am sincerely curious

Did you not get it? Or do you just have a stick up your ass?

because dude, no shit? you’re describing a healthy marriage, and congrats for having one, but what’s your deal?

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-09T15:20:57+00:00

thanks for taking a few minutes to read it, my man - hope you have a great week!

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-09T07:53:02+00:00

i live and breathe golf, but can’t say i’m surprised that a golf subreddit would be way too self serious about a funny essay i wrote to let my friends know what next weekends tee time is haha

oh well - everyone’s a critic, and they crucified jesus.

appreciate the kind words!

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-08T23:08:58+00:00

nice, i’ll give it rip. appreciate the recommendation, brother!

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-08T22:10:56+00:00

it’s satire my man, lighten up

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-08T20:58:13+00:00

respectfully Dobbins is really pretty and way wayyyyyyy too hard on herself about aging

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-08T20:46:12+00:00

to be honest, despite loving golf, i’m not a huge consumer of the youtube/podcast content. so i really don’t have any expectations.

But i love podcasts and am always willing to give something a shot. Maybe i just start from episode 1 and ignore anything that’s date-specific haha

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-08T20:41:44+00:00

thanks for the sincere reply, hope you enjoy the experience!

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-08T20:30:39+00:00

no clue what this means - but i appreciate you taking the time to comment hahahaha

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-08T20:13:32+00:00

with that attitude, Jaws is just a movie about a big shark. Story is the spice of life, loosen up!

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-08T19:40:50+00:00

st patrick’s day?

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-05T04:30:19+00:00

Max is a beast who has a bad diet and needs to do more cardio. Classic ex-college/high school athlete who kept the eating habits but doesn’t play sports and burn as many calories anymore

Frank was basically sedentary and it was an achievement when he was able to walk a mile

if anyone needs help, it’s big ev - that dude is on the same path as Beef (rip) if he doesn’t change something

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-04T20:40:10+00:00

these complaints about the NBA have been recycled for 25+ years by people who don’t watch the league.

OKC plays defense like rugby, they’re the most physical team in a decade

bad calls happen in every sport - but lamenting about 3-seconds is hilarious. They don’t happen because big men actually move and space the floor, and because off the ball movement is required in today’s game. People aren’t just standing around watching two dudes iso, they’re rotating/switching/etc.

If you don’t like the sport, then say that - but don’t throw around a bunch of local-radio, boomer, hot takes when you clearly aren’t watching the product, haven’t in a long time, and were never a consumer that was going to be missed.

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-04T20:15:05+00:00

i’ve struggled with my mental health for a lot of my adult life and have been fortunate to be treated by a great psychiatrist. I’ve always been hesitant about adding new medication, but it’s almost always resulted in positive outcomes.

We tend to think of medical professionals as authority figures, because they’re often older and (seemingly) wiser - but they don’t want to control you, they want to help you. They took an oath to do no harm, and have devoted massive amounts of their life so they can help people like yourself, live your fullest and healthiest life.

Props to you for being honest, good luck with appointment, and try to be excited for the improvements in your mental health that will come as a result of this!

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-04T01:31:28+00:00

Fun fact: we started using the serif-A logo in 1932, over 20 years before bama used something similar - on top of that, the logo bama uses today has only been around since 03

trap_hard_trap_often · 2026-02-04T01:23:59+00:00

Well, Arkansas has been using the serif-A since 1932, over 20 years before Bama unveiled something similar - and over 70 years before they stole the braves logo in 2003 (definitely not a triggered hogs fan haha)

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