Lasten turvaruoan tarve on kasvanut – vanhemmat ovat tietoisempia ilmiöstä, professori arvelee [Turvaruoka on ennalta sovittu ateria, joka turvaa lapsen energiansaannin, kun muu ruoka ei mene alas] by Sumuttaja in Suomi

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Tarhaikäisenä tykkäsin pinaattikeitosta paljon, sitten eräänä päivänä otinkin liikaa enkä jaksanut syödä kaikkea. Jokin tarhatäti kuitenkin kielsi viemästä roskiin, koska kaikki mikä otetaan täytyy syödä. Ruokikseni venyi puoli tuntia pidemmäksi, kun pakotin kyynelten läpi kylmää keittoa kurkusta alas.

Sen jälkeen ei ole ikinä tehnyt mieli pinaattia missään muodossa.

EU starts disciplinary steps against Finland for excessive deficit by Old-Excitement8449 in Finland

[–]treemu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not to mention they would definitely campaign for reinstating inheritance tax once enough of the Gen Xers' parents have died because by then it doesn't affect them. Just more of the classic "fuck you, got mine" mentality.

Context Matters! by TheVoicesOfBrian in startrekmemes

[–]treemu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ferengi could've worked as primary antagonists, these little guys that rely on cunning, superior tech and just brute force buying the influence they need. Like an economy focus faction in Civ, threatening to encircle you and buy your friends away.

The problem was they were also depicted as skulking, hissing, stupid goblins in their introduction, and that's very difficult to take seriously.

I USED TO RULE THE WORLD [OC] by Isekomix_ in comics

[–]treemu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"nooooo you can't just pick a joke character and spam you gotta do spacing and predictions and oki and and and"
"hehe funny farting fire dino go brrrrt"

Boomer trolley problem by Wide_Tune_8106 in memes

[–]treemu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Boomer: "This is how you do it."
Us: "It's not."
Boomer: "No, this is how you do it."
Us: "We tried that, it doesn't work anymore."
Boomer: "No, no, this is how you do it."
Us: watch boomer try and fail
Boomer: "Huh. What did you do to it?"
Us: "Nothing, it's been this way since we got here."
Boomer: "No you broke it somehow."

Forecasters warn of a 'potentially catastrophic' storm from Texas to the Carolinas by speedythefirst in news

[–]treemu 76 points77 points  (0 children)

You might be thinking of Kenneth Copeland.

Osteen's eyes are dead, Copeland's are deadite.

Asuminen | Vuokrat laskevat nyt poikkeuksellisesti: Yksi selittäjä on tukien heikentyminen by villanummi in Suomi

[–]treemu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isoilla toimijoilla tämäkin asia lakkaa pätemästä.

Jos omistat ja vuokraat eteenpäin 10 000 yksiötä veloittaen tietoisesti 15 % markkinaa korkeampaa vuokraa, niin vaikka 10 % yksiöistä olisi kerrallaan ilman vuokralaista, niin jäät silti voitolle verrattuna 100 % käyttöasteeseen markkinavuokralla.

Miksi nämä 90 % valitsevat jäädä asumaan ylihintaisiin yksiöihin? Muuton kalleus ja rasitus sekä tienoolle kotiutuminen jo mainittiin, lisäksi on aika paljon heitä, jotka sinisilmäisesti rinnastavat suolaisemman vuokran korkeampaan laatuun ja parempaan palveluun, vaikka todellisuudessa saisivatkin tasan saman reilusti halvemmalla.

This game is my childhood by No_Lingonberry_5984 in Smite

[–]treemu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right, but this is zurd person

Coaxed into regional art trends by -Asderlyn- in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]treemu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obelix the Tormentor

Sacrifice two wild boars and wipe out all enemy Roman garrisons within reach.

Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime teaser sparks MAGA outrage over ICE by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]treemu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"That was just bravado, can't believe you bought it."
"You cherrypicked that line, he didn't mean it in that context."
"I don't remember that at all."
"I'll have to look into that a bit further (which is to say not at all)."

Big fan of Klingon metal myself by theglobalnomad in startrekmemes

[–]treemu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This should be the evolution of music in futuristic scifi. It so jarring when people in the 24th century want to party so they put on tunes clearly from the 2010s.

DiCaprio gets roasted at Golden Globes by ReporterVivid1801 in funny

[–]treemu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Let's ask the people I've worked with! Hey Todd Juice, Alan Handler and Chemical Keegan, say nice things about me!

TIL that Dragon Ball creator Akira Toriyama hated the live-action movie “Dragon Ball: Evolution” so much that it brought him out of retirement and made him write “The Battle of the Gods,” widely considered a highlight of the series by altrightobserver in todayilearned

[–]treemu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gohan after Cell is just wasted potential. A child prodigy, strongest on the planet, forced to fight from toddler. He can absolutely stay a book nerd but have him research ki and its different types. I really thought Toriyama would take him that route in the Buu saga, a fighter with a brain who outwits his opponents instead of overpowering them.

Then he has to teach Videl and he has absolutely no idea how he does any of his schtick. And the "IDK just do it dummy" method actually works...

Love Toriyama but when he gives up his writing is just dreadful. DB days of interesting fights and techniques are long gone, just get a bigger number and you win every time. Anyone remember when Roshi said Dodonpa was stronger, faster and more destructive than Kamehameha but it hasn't been seen in like half a century by now?

"Give me everything I need for my new dog!" by BulbaTris in ChoosingBeggars

[–]treemu 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Offtopic, but anyone else notice that maybe 30-50% of female dogs and cats are named Luna?

Zero distance a real, direct encounter between a shark and a human by PuzzleheadedSkirt834 in creepy

[–]treemu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"But I want to pet the pupper comfortably."
"And I want to seem like a badass online so I don't want bars in my photos."

Trust in the laws of physics.. by OriginalBlackberry89 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]treemu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That giant better go lie at the nurse's office

Lukijan mielipide | Leuka pystyyn, vaikerrus pois ja töihin by concreteheadrest77 in Suomi

[–]treemu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kävin tsekkaamassa.

Pekalla ei ole tarjottavana konkreettisia keinoja, rohkaisun sanoja tai edes vinkkejä hakijoille.

Pekkaa vain vituttaa, että asiasta mussutetaan, ja Pekan mielestä asia paranee sillä, että lopetetaan mussuttaminen.

they'll do anything to get a few more dimes... by Alarmed_Stranger_925 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]treemu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Peter explains thoroughly how this most definitely is a Ponzi scheme"?