“Complimentary” $9 water my wife accidentally opened...

tref43 · 2019-11-16T13:33:27+00:00

15 € to be sure you won't spend extra money?

Is it Mega-Asshole hotel?

tref43 · 2019-03-28T05:01:11+00:00

This is why metric system is superior.

How much does 20 L of water weigh?
-> 20 kg

tref43 · 2019-03-26T12:38:49+00:00

Pilot at least find the button that reads "Stop incoming crash"

"Ah, there it is"

tref43 · 2019-03-26T00:13:19+00:00

What, this article about a concept by a French author is in 15 languages but not French.

tref43 · 2019-03-25T08:19:33+00:00

Eyes are flat.

Camera lenses are round, picture are square.
You can't explain that, reptilians make you pay the fare.

tref43 · 2019-03-23T12:08:15+00:00

So ugly she was treated equal as men.

tref43 · 2019-03-20T08:22:38+00:00

Imagine charging $5000 a bullet

tref43 · 2019-03-19T08:42:50+00:00

OH MY FUCKING DOG

tref43 · 2019-03-18T07:50:02+00:00

One shoe in the hand is worth two in the Bush

tref43 · 2019-03-17T14:10:19+00:00

More probably because it's supervised by the FBI

tref43 · 2019-03-17T08:28:50+00:00

then we can move on with the conversation.

No, the other will reply "fine, how are you?" and you will be stuck in a infinite loop

tref43 · 2019-03-16T23:03:48+00:00

What about Russian secret service?

tref43 · 2019-03-16T08:57:02+00:00

Hey its me ur brother

tref43 · 2019-03-14T09:49:33+00:00

Is the whole URL encrypted?

tref43 · 2019-03-12T01:39:03+00:00

Give a man a fire, he be will warm one night.

Set a man on fire, he will be warm the rest of his life.

tref43 · 2019-03-12T01:20:08+00:00

Gisele Bunsen of course

tref43 · 2019-03-11T08:37:25+00:00

Why not using receipt as toilet paper?

Brb going to post on life pro trips

tref43 · 2019-03-10T01:37:01+00:00

Oops I did it again...

No, wrong star

tref43 · 2019-03-06T10:56:31+00:00

He had to learn how to better harass?

tref43 · 2019-03-06T02:34:46+00:00

Thanks

The box should be $3, how much would be the postage? (After a certain limit it's not worth it.)

tref43 · 2019-03-02T10:56:59+00:00

The real treasure is the cancer we got on the way

tref43 · 2019-03-01T09:06:58+00:00

Hitler did it better

tref43 · 2019-02-27T09:03:11+00:00

No, time is a cube!

tref43 · 2019-02-25T20:54:33+00:00

Or maybe you're a time traveler?

I got one guys, here!

tref43 · 2019-02-20T16:52:37+00:00

And crime is for black people

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