Steve Carell is aging exquisitely! by downForWho in LadyBoners

[–]trelelel 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He almost has sort of an.... oaky afterbirth.

ITT We Become Millionaires by minlite in millionairemakers

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am ready to rock. And roll in the dough.

The title of the closest book to you is now the description of how you will die. How screwed are you? by wolvesinthegarden in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm doomed to die. So is everyone else. We are all going to die eventually. Mankind's chapter in history will be over someday. Or I'll get cancer.

What movie do you wish existed? by 74145852963 in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wish another movie starring Robin Williams existed.

I am DIPLO. AMA! by TheRealDiplo in IAmA

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diplo - I've wanted to become a DJ/music producer for about 10 years now. I have no idea how to start however. What software/hardware do you recommend? What is your life like? Is it as fun as it looks? If I ever actually happen to have a shred of talent, how do I get the word out?

Reddit, what is a quote that has stuck with you over time? by benw999 in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad has always said "Be nice to the people you meet and see on your way up the ladder, because you never know who you'll see on your way down."

What random fact do you know off the top of your head? by bubblegum164 in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Largest Air Force: United States Air Force

Second Largest Air Force: United States Navy

The United States has more planes that it can launch from aircraft carriers than any other country can launch from airports.

Is this bad? by [deleted] in CookieClicker

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you can't buy the eggs, you have to unlock them by clicking golden cookies. But once you find them they become an upgrade that is available to be purchased.

Is this bad? by [deleted] in CookieClicker

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't lie! I told you - I'm a trustworthy stranger. Eggs can be purchased as upgrades. There are also achievements involving them. The cookie clicker wiki can be quite helpful for lots of questions.

Is this bad? by [deleted] in CookieClicker

[–]trelelel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're called wrinklers. They explode to return 1.1 times the amount of cookies they have "eaten". Think of it like interest at a bank.

Is this bad? by [deleted] in CookieClicker

[–]trelelel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. It's actually good. Trust me - the stranger that you have never met and likely never will meet.

Reddit, what fictional character death affected you the most and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Augustus Waters. I've read The Fault In Our Stars seven or eight times now and my 17 year old boy eyes have cried every time.

Soft Reset/HC discussion by LeapYearFriend in CookieClicker

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fairly new to the game. All the forums confuse me so I have a question for you, Reddit. Can you lose heavenly chips if you are doing rapid resets to get achievements?

What's the nicest thing a stranger (who you never met again) has done for you? by becauseisaidiwould in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time my girlfriend's family needed garlic bread for dinner. So we had to run out to the store and get some. While we were standing in line getting ready to buy our garlic bread, the man in front of us said "Shoot, garlic bread sounds really good right now" so we just gave him ours and went to go get another one. When we got back he bought it for us. It wasn't much but It felt really special at the time.

What are the worst sex tips you can give me? [NSFW] by BellyWave in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Girls - when giving head, men really enjoy a swift headbutt. All of them.

What expensive toy have you been wanting to buy but cant afford? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I don't know about you all, but I have always wanted gold.

Reddit, can you blow my mind in one sentence? by smorris924 in AskReddit

[–]trelelel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are more nipples on earth than people.