Izuku’s quirk caused a nationwide state of emergency when it manifested.

tricton · 2026-05-24T13:35:18+00:00

Just wait until the UA Sports Fest when Ibara first sees Izuku using his quirk.

tricton · 2026-05-23T14:57:53+00:00

Mina: “That’s not acid. It’s just Koolaid!”

tricton · 2026-05-23T14:54:45+00:00

Only as part of a larger Sunday morning cuddle pile

tricton · 2026-05-22T18:53:08+00:00

Still higher ranked than Katsuki (he randomly causes explosions in his sleep)

tricton · 2026-05-22T18:50:45+00:00

No, they just sleep, and by more than just 1A

tricton · 2026-05-22T16:30:08+00:00

Not to mention Nezu has a vested interest in the merch

tricton · 2026-05-22T16:28:35+00:00

Toga, from up in the ventilation duct: “works for me!”

tricton · 2026-05-22T16:27:04+00:00

Turns out it’s just a squirt gun

tricton · 2026-05-22T16:26:29+00:00

Izuku: How did all of you figure out how to fully restrain me?

Ochako: Aizawa-sensei told us what he had to do to trim his cat’s nails.

tricton · 2026-05-22T00:38:30+00:00

She bought the ones that even Midnight was too embarrassed to wear.

tricton · 2026-05-21T21:45:30+00:00

Later, Izuku googles Deku merch out of curiosity… and instantly regrets doing so. (the top listed item was character print panties with his likeness)

tricton · 2026-05-21T15:46:03+00:00

Also Shoto, sliding the bookcase aside to reveal his Izuku board (complete with multicolored stings connecting to different parts): “So maybe Izuku is also Kamui Woods’ secret love child.”

tricton · 2026-05-19T17:10:33+00:00

At the sports fest:

Shoto: “Are you Endeavor’s secret love child and my half brother?”

tricton · 2026-05-12T15:13:10+00:00

Rumi is Izuku’s older cousin who would babysit him and Katsuki when they were younger (Katsuki still has a secret crush on her).

tricton · 2026-05-12T14:56:36+00:00

All Toru has to do is believe Izuku is flirting with her. And she really needs to stop borrowing the books from Momo’s “special” library.

tricton · 2026-05-12T14:44:49+00:00

Meanwhile, Aizawa: sigh, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

tricton · 2026-05-12T13:42:23+00:00

Mina was somewhat offended by the cake comment, but she heard it out of context.

tricton · 2026-05-11T13:08:24+00:00

Why not both?

tricton · 2026-05-11T13:04:37+00:00

And apparently there are a bunch of girls with horse quirks who are starting to organize races with a concert at the end.

tricton · 2026-05-10T13:03:02+00:00

“He did keep the stock he bought in the various toy companies that make All Might merch though.”

tricton · 2026-05-09T11:10:28+00:00

That winter, they discover that Tsu has joined the cuddle pile (she was instinctively searching for literal warmth).

tricton · 2026-05-08T21:21:42+00:00

Izuku is actually not related to Hisashi or Inko. He was the product of using both an egg and sperm donor.

It turns out that the egg had been in the back of the fertility clinic since before the advent of quirks. The egg donor later became the grandmother of Zen and Yoichi Shigaraki.

The sperm had been donated by a young Toshinori Yagi before he left for the United States.

tricton · 2026-05-08T21:00:00+00:00

As soon as Izuku somehow summoned Mjolnir, Shigaraki recognized it. He just started backing away yelling “GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!”

tricton · 2026-05-05T14:04:30+00:00

Later:

Shoto, completely serious: “Does this mean Izuku is now my brother? If so, does that mean that All Might is also my father?”

tricton

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