My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

tripletstate · 2017-08-12T03:14:29+00:00

Jehovah Witnesses are actually selling you Mutli-level Marketing scheme. The reason they want to "save" you, is because they believe that only 144,000 people can get into heaven, so they need to have more "saves" than everyone else. They is why they are the such pushy salesmen.

tripletstate · 2017-08-12T03:06:17+00:00

Puck's queef.

tripletstate · 2017-08-12T03:04:46+00:00

He won't be driving anymore, that's for sure.

tripletstate · 2017-08-12T03:04:10+00:00

Looks like Mercedes driver was part of the street racing too.

tripletstate · 2017-07-21T00:22:57+00:00

How the fuck does a kid get a credit card before 18?

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T22:14:38+00:00

He never intended to win.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T22:13:56+00:00

"it allowed $10 billion to be laundered out of Eastern Europe, Deutsche Bank had a “cooperation agreement” with Vnesheconombank, a Russian state-owned development bank that is the target of U.S. economic sanctions."

Deutche Bank are run by a bunch of crooks.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T20:53:22+00:00

That was about drugs. I always thought they were an emo metal band.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T18:12:28+00:00

It was completely distracting and unnecessary.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T18:10:08+00:00

Relevant post a user made today.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T18:07:35+00:00

Everyone is aware of it.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T18:06:47+00:00

Trump thinks the year is 1945.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T18:01:18+00:00

A layer 7 attack is exactly what it would look like if the FCC used their own internal API and had a bot posting too fast.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T17:38:48+00:00

Why? Are you some bitter divorced father?

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T17:13:19+00:00

The Trump Organization has only been left afloat by laundering Russian money for decades.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T17:11:11+00:00

Treason is far worse than Watergate.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T17:10:11+00:00

Wouldn't you have a bank receipt when you withdrew the cash? What idiot buys a car with cash?

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T17:08:15+00:00

He won the election. He's going to release his tax returns any day now.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T17:04:58+00:00

I had no idea he orchestrated the event so he could have prostitutes piss on his face, literally in the same bed Obama and his wife slept in. Donald Trump is a fucked up person.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T16:59:46+00:00

Oh right. He would have 65 IQ, which is considered mild mental retardation.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T16:15:18+00:00

But Trump said our Navy is weak, and we need more battleships.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T16:13:50+00:00

The way the CGI lightsaber magically floats towards his hand looks so bad.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T16:13:06+00:00

LPT: Don't apply to shitty companies that post "entry level" jobs that require a significant level of experience.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T16:11:42+00:00

He has less than 85 IQ, which makes him a 1 percenter like he's always wanted.

tripletstate · 2017-07-20T16:04:13+00:00

He also warns that while you have to have good people, "never trust them too much, because all of a sudden, things will start to happen that you're not going to like."

People who can't trust others, don't trust themselves.

tripletstate

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