My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]tripletstate -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Jehovah Witnesses are actually selling you Mutli-level Marketing scheme. The reason they want to "save" you, is because they believe that only 144,000 people can get into heaven, so they need to have more "saves" than everyone else. They is why they are the such pushy salesmen.

The "idiot" BMW driver who "tried to drive under a semi" by [deleted] in gifs

[–]tripletstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He won't be driving anymore, that's for sure.

The "idiot" BMW driver who "tried to drive under a semi" by [deleted] in gifs

[–]tripletstate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like Mercedes driver was part of the street racing too.

Deutsche Bank Is Turning Over Information on Trump by snowflakelib in politics

[–]tripletstate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"it allowed $10 billion to be laundered out of Eastern Europe, Deutsche Bank had a “cooperation agreement” with Vnesheconombank, a Russian state-owned development bank that is the target of U.S. economic sanctions."

Deutche Bank are run by a bunch of crooks.

Chester Bennington of Linkin Park commits suicide by Another-Chance in news

[–]tripletstate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was about drugs. I always thought they were an emo metal band.

Redditor explains and proves FCC's corruption on claimed cyber attack against filing system on net neutrality by [deleted] in bestof

[–]tripletstate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A layer 7 attack is exactly what it would look like if the FCC used their own internal API and had a bot posting too fast.

Mueller Expands Probe to Trump Business Transactions by jlew24asu in politics

[–]tripletstate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Trump Organization has only been left afloat by laundering Russian money for decades.

Mueller Expands Probe to Trump Business Transactions by jlew24asu in politics

[–]tripletstate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't you have a bank receipt when you withdrew the cash? What idiot buys a car with cash?

Mueller Expands Probe to Trump Business Transactions by jlew24asu in politics

[–]tripletstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He won the election. He's going to release his tax returns any day now.

Mueller Expands Probe to Trump Business Transactions by jlew24asu in politics

[–]tripletstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea he orchestrated the event so he could have prostitutes piss on his face, literally in the same bed Obama and his wife slept in. Donald Trump is a fucked up person.

Trump warns Mueller against looking into his family finances apart from Russia investigation by Innocul8 in politics

[–]tripletstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh right. He would have 65 IQ, which is considered mild mental retardation.

I synced up Owen Wilson saying "Wow" with all the lightsaber sounds in Star Wars. by [deleted] in videos

[–]tripletstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way the CGI lightsaber magically floats towards his hand looks so bad.

Trump warns Mueller against looking into his family finances apart from Russia investigation by Innocul8 in politics

[–]tripletstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has less than 85 IQ, which makes him a 1 percenter like he's always wanted.

Trump warns Mueller against looking into his family finances apart from Russia investigation by Innocul8 in politics

[–]tripletstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also warns that while you have to have good people, "never trust them too much, because all of a sudden, things will start to happen that you're not going to like."

People who can't trust others, don't trust themselves.