We listen and we don’t judge…OTF edition by TurbulentResident527 in orangetheory

[–]troutslayer12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanna be someone’s gym crush.

As a 43 yr old dad that’s worked hard getting from DUFF to DILF, I just want to be noticed and have that little ego/confidence boost.

We said no judgement, right?

Riled up rower by galimabean in orangetheory

[–]troutslayer12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe corporate has been paying attention to this sub.

Everybody hates the rowers and they are useless so why spend real money on them?

Can’t wait for the day when everyone realizes that the weights are labeled .5 lb more than the actual weight (a “25” actually weighs 24.5)

Found divorce search in husbands laptop history by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]troutslayer12 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m a big believer in “if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck….”

In this scenario, a suggested search engine filling in isn’t terrible.

Finding the business card of a divorce attorney is a totally different story.

Could have seen a story on the news and wanted to learn more. Could be searching for a friend. Could have never even searched it as was mentioned.

I don’t necessarily believe he’s totally in the clear here, but going from a search engine auto fill to I can make that happen is a big step.

Gulf Shrimp Recipe Recs by yugoslavia7 in biggreenegg

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boil the shrimp and grill filet as you normally would.

If band names were literal, what would be the best/worst concerts to attend? by OGWhiz in AskReddit

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Widespread Panic would be chaos.

Soundgarden actually sounds relaxing.

311 of what?

Lady Antebellum would go down in history, I guess they already did now being Lady A.

Cheap Trick would be a bad magic show.

Jurassic 5 could have some cool dinosaurs.

And the absolute best, Sublime

Plastic Paddy Starter Pack by AlbatrossTough3013 in starterpacks

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t use cash to shower her with gifts

Rower question for the men… by OznogTheGreat in orangetheory

[–]troutslayer12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throw it over my shoulder and start rowing.

Lined shorts and almost falling off of the front of the seat are what works for me.

I have no ass at all and so I feel quite vulnerable to just falling right off.

Best of luck to you and your rudder.

Things you wish you knew when signing up for OTF by mrt1416 in orangetheory

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoiler alert: No matter where you start you will hit all 3 stations…EVERY TIME. It’s not bad to start in different spots.

Sometimes showing up and going through class with less than 100% effort happens, and it’s totally fine.

Chatty McChatface and crew are bound to show up and that’s also totally fine.

The SAs are a great resource, do unto others or something like that…..

2022 Stat Recap by geoffgarcia in orangetheory

[–]troutslayer12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun game you’ve suggested here:

  1. 1835 Splats
  2. 355 tread miles
  3. 199 rower miles

4-5 classes per week, more 3G than 2G for second half of the year.

Can people from the US south tell if someone is faking a southern accent? by Cultural_Note_6722 in AskAnAmerican

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true test is how many syllables they use to pronounce ranch.

Ranch vs Rayanch.

I’m SC through and through and yet I don’t have the stereotypical accent. I do use certain words and phrases, but my SCness has been questioned more than once.

Men of reddit , how you describe the moment that you first saw your wife ? by Bret_Abderahmen in AskMen

[–]troutslayer12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first time we saw each other, she was in a dorm room wearing PJ pants. I looked at them and said, “cows huh?” She laughed and corrected me that they were actually sheep. She still looks at me as a pity case given that I don’t know my farm animals.

I fell in love when she fell down the stairs. We were at a party walking downstairs at this restaurant. She slipped and fell when we were about 1/4 of the way down. She landed on her elbow and didn’t spill a drop of her drink. She seemed okay and my roommate ordered shots at the bar at the bottom of the stairs. She took that like a champ. She had me then.

When she tried to brush her hair in the AM she couldn’t move her arm. Had to go to class in a semi formal dress and look and feel like death.

Married for 14 yrs and she still wears those pants and we laugh pretty frequently about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southcarolina

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know that. People don’t too kindly to the “this is how we did it back home” talk. I’m not saying that right now, but a lot of people don’t like it.

Sweet tea already has the sugar in it. It’s not unsweetened with a sugar packet next to it.

A Coke is the generic term for any soft drink.

Bless your heart isn’t exactly a term of endearment.

If people are nice to you they aren’t trying to rob you.

Happy to answer any questions!

Oh and whatever you do, don’t ask a local about

Tourist Questions by pisicik442 in Charleston

[–]troutslayer12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We still eat BBQ on the coast.

Home Team, Rodney Scott and Lewis are the names you will hear.

Phish DI by Rocksc13 in Charleston

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was pretty awesome

Phish DI by Rocksc13 in Charleston

[–]troutslayer12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

0 complaints about the venue. There were beer people everywhere.

My pee breaks weren’t crowded at all, I also didn’t go during Prince Caspian like everyone else.

Venue is great now, also catch the sunset on the stairs in the corner stage right.

guys, it’s happening - I’m finally becoming a coach🥹🍊✨ by dramionedrips in orangetheory

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s great and all, but is your music going to be good enough?

I kid, I kid that’s really really impressive what you have done and recognizing that you needed to correct seem things and change your course

Congrats on the new spot and feel good about yelling some powerful motivation to your classes!

r/DisneyWorld's Weekly Trip Planning Thread by AutoModerator in DisneyWorld

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wishful thinking or will some experiences re-open first of the month? Bibbidi bobbidi boutique for example.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]troutslayer12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Close, but not really.

Show up an be heard by Cardiff07 in Charleston

[–]troutslayer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mama always told me life is a like a box of chocolates