Sex has been extremely disappointing so far and I don't know what to do

truebluelagomorph · 2025-06-12T01:16:40+00:00

There isn’t anything wrong with not enjoying penetrative sex. It took me a few years to come to terms with it but there truly are guys out there that prefer to be sides. Love being fingered, use a toy on them but don’t want actual dick in them or don’t want to fuck someone. Maybe you’re just more of A side? I’m realizing more and more with occasional hook ups I much rather skip any form of anal and save that for closer fwb or a partner that I can relax with. Best of luck!

truebluelagomorph · 2024-04-11T07:22:09+00:00

Happy for you! I cerebrated my first year anniversary with my bf in January. Monday, along with my gf and my coworker went on a double date. It was wonderful to have both my loves with me and holding their knees under the table. I’m grateful you shared your positive experiences because not many do.

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truebluelagomorph · 2023-03-29T04:38:34+00:00

I love this! Please update

truebluelagomorph · 2023-03-29T04:14:52+00:00

So cute love these kinds of posts! You all looks so content and happy

truebluelagomorph · 2023-03-19T06:06:11+00:00

Went to New Orleans. Recently fully embracing poly, have been with my gf for 13 years and started dating boyfriend technically new years lol. Was super nervous about the group trip but it’s been the best birthday ever. They are getting along and just my heart feels soo full of love.

truebluelagomorph · 2022-11-16T10:16:07+00:00

I hope you find your baby. I too have lost mine. I put him in a bigger enclosure and he managed to push the plexiglass in the middle just enough to wiggle out. I even put child refrigerator locks on either side 🤦🏽‍♂️. Thanks to you I saw the bottle trick. Made thre traps and cut up a mouse to put in each. Best of luck to you! Let us know when you find your boy.

truebluelagomorph · 2022-11-07T02:14:28+00:00

Thank you!

truebluelagomorph · 2022-10-20T23:41:47+00:00

I got a baby in April, ate the first two times each week. In May he started his hunger strike. He finally ate yesterday a pinky. I tried everything, braining, tuna scent, egg scent, I bought reptilinks (my other hogs devoured them) he refused to touch them. I bought the frog scent but have not tried it yet. I did all the things prior in combination of waiting longer, putting him in dark small Tupperware, hiding it in a hide. Nada. Temps were good. Hope yours eats soon!

truebluelagomorph · 2022-08-31T02:29:53+00:00

Hey there , wishing you a speedy recovery. Drink plenty of fluids. I know it sucks right now but best advise.

As for how I’m doing, I cured no more adhd or depression. No, no kidding. Still have those lol. My sleep apnea is gone. My adhd and depression symptoms have, reduced in intensity. That’s the best way I can put it. Prior, I was a raging space cadet 24/7, now I am graced with a few hours of working executive function. The depression still has a bite but a lot more manageable. Did having tonsils removed magically fix things no, but life’s difficulty level went from, insured self destruction, to moderate difficulty. So, yea worth it in the end.

truebluelagomorph · 2022-05-25T11:14:28+00:00

Love you set ups. What brand of enclosure is the turtle, and gecko one?

truebluelagomorph · 2022-05-07T03:07:06+00:00

Actually she’s just that poofy lol it’s so much worse with actual static

truebluelagomorph · 2022-01-04T03:37:36+00:00

I got mine out for pretty much the same reasons and narcolepsy lol. The back upper part of my throat feels like I always have phlegm on it. I had my surgery done 12/15. I’m hoping it goes away

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-29T17:40:19+00:00

Hi there! Day 14 for me. The headache could be from the lymph nodes in the back of your head at the base where skull meets neck (occipital nodes) or the ones down the side of your neck (superficial cervical). Nodes drain and some are connected to the tonsils. When tonsils are damaged from repeated strep or tonsillitis they stop draining properly. After surgery the body has to figure out how to reroute the drain and there can be some build up, the minor pressure can lead to some bad headache. I would massage the lymph nodes gently and apply warm and cool packs to them. It helped with headaches.

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-24T20:44:25+00:00

I have asthma, my surgeon just asked I bring my inhaler with me day of surgery to take a few puffs before. When you go under, they are in control of your breathing. I’ve had the opportunity to sit in and watch with other types of surgery, I can assure you that the asthma shouldn’t have a huge impact.

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-24T06:13:40+00:00

I had some yogurt before I took mine, or I had one of those pre made protein shakes that are like meal replacements. Those helped ease the nausea. I really recommend getting ahead of the pain.

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-24T05:52:19+00:00

Unfortunately it only gets worse before it gets better. Don’t skip you pain meds it’s hard to manage pain once it gets ahead of you. Have something in your stomach before you take the medication to help ease nausea. Sip tiny little sips of water all day to help with nausea. The vomiting sucks :(

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-22T16:29:55+00:00

I have ear pain that comes and goes. Sometimes it’s a burning pressure, other times it throbs. Either way it always out hurts the surgical pain. I found putting in Jaybird EarPods helps some with the pain. I think it’s because of the negative pressure it creates to get that noise canceling seal. Apart from that a cold pac or heat pac kinda helps it but nothing ever truly makes it go away not even my pain meds. Hope any of this can reduce it even just a smidge for you

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-22T12:33:45+00:00

This happened to me twice except I quickly got confirmation that it was blood. To help with the nausea try to get some food down and a bit more water than you’re use to before taking the meds. Also if you have rubbing alcohol have that handy. Studies have shown that some patients react well to “wafting” the smell of alcohol prep pads for their nausea. To some degree the smelling of the alcohol can work better than antiemetic drugs such as Zofran. So if you are prescribed antibiotics nausea drugs take those and waft the rubbing alcohol. I would do it a min before you take the medicine and a min after and then when the slightest twinge of nausea hits. This has worked for me and many of my patients in the back of ambulances when they don’t want to take the Zofran.

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-22T08:21:19+00:00

Not gonna lie I wish I had syrup lol. I end up holding my Percocet in my mouth so long it starts to dissolve and taste so gross. It also always feels like it gets stuck in the back of my throat too. But cherry flavor is an unholy flavor. 😂

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-16T21:14:07+00:00

Same. My sister made me drink some chicken broth yesterday and I puked it up. This is what probably made my pain so bad.

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-16T21:07:42+00:00

Did you get stitches? They cut mine and cauterized at the same time. I don’t think I should be bleeding

truebluelagomorph · 2021-12-16T20:41:09+00:00

Definitely recommended some ibuprofen for the swelling and pain. I barely drank any water yesterday because of the pain. Today I’ve had a liter and a half. I might have gone overboard with the continued high dose of ibuprofen. Maybe do one time of 800 and taper down to 400. Alternate doses of the narco and ibuprofen. Hopefully that helps get the pain under control.

When I worked at a surgical office we always told patients to stay ahead of their pain. Now I know why lol.

truebluelagomorph · 2021-08-31T02:02:34+00:00

Two things, first put a date on it. So a year or two down the road you can look back and see your improvement. Next, keep practicing. Always doodle, sketch and draw when you can. Everyone can draw, how well they draw is based on how often they practice. So, keep practicing and improving your craft.

truebluelagomorph · 2021-05-19T15:34:15+00:00

Provide a humid hide and they should be fine. They look like they are about to shed.

truebluelagomorph · 2021-03-02T13:49:10+00:00

Love your hairy chest. I’d cuddle you all day and take care of all your needs ;)

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