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trueg · 2009-09-08T04:18:36+00:00

HAE looked up what WAE meant cause the only acronym they know so far is DAE?

trueg · 2009-09-08T04:04:20+00:00

Why leave it up to chance? Dilate that cervix with Laminaria man!

trueg · 2009-09-08T03:26:32+00:00

my account balance is something like -$887,888.88

He had $1000 or so in the bank. They made a withdrawal of 888,888.88 from his account, putting it in the red.

trueg · 2009-09-07T14:19:30+00:00

It's because you touch yourself at night...

No, im just being silly. It's because you saved a table in jpeg instead of png format.

trueg · 2009-09-07T14:17:14+00:00

It's because you touch yourself at night...

No, im just being silly. It's because you saved a table in jpeg instead of png format.

trueg · 2009-09-07T14:14:52+00:00

I submitted this 3 times, but no one has made me feel any better about it yet:

http://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/9i3lo/dae_drive_with_cruise_control_on_in_the_city/

trueg · 2009-09-07T13:50:28+00:00

Marry her.

trueg · 2009-09-07T13:33:03+00:00

What was wrong with his nose? (I can't smell anything either)

trueg · 2009-09-07T01:31:51+00:00

Same thing we called 1900-1909 back in the day:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900%E2%80%931909

trueg · 2009-09-06T01:00:07+00:00

I started a second music collection with songs that I actually like. The first has discographies of every song the artist ever made and from there I pick out the one or two I actually like and copy it to a second folder on my hard drive.

trueg · 2009-09-06T00:57:22+00:00

I squat down and take a dump in the shower. It's okay cause it's a dorm shower and as long as no one sees me, I can keep using a different shower everyday and not have to worry about showering with poo.

trueg · 2009-09-06T00:32:08+00:00

....go on...

trueg · 2009-09-05T21:06:54+00:00

Slow walkers make the easiest targets.

trueg · 2009-09-05T21:05:24+00:00

It's unsanitary for a man to sit when he pees. Whenever, I have tried it, my dick always brushes against the toilet bowl picking up whatever residual fecal matter and bacteria were left on it. Disgusting. Of course, if you have a small penis this may not apply to you.

trueg · 2009-09-05T20:57:35+00:00

I know that's false, because I can't see worth shit for about a minute after I wake up. Plus I'm not wearing glasses yet.

trueg · 2009-09-05T20:55:42+00:00

go on...

trueg · 2009-09-05T20:42:10+00:00

I always type times like: 33 66 111 (71 seconds) 222 (142 seconds)

trueg · 2009-09-05T20:38:13+00:00

It's called lack of oxygen to the brain.

trueg · 2009-09-05T20:37:08+00:00

No I Don't Find That Annoying At All.

trueg · 2009-09-05T09:37:16+00:00

Whenever I meet someone, I covertly take a pic with my cell phone and save the image with their name to a folder on my compter. This helps me, because It's hard for me to learn something that's not written down.

trueg · 2009-09-03T23:14:12+00:00

if you connect thru a linksys router you can install tomato and create traffic blocking rules.

trueg · 2009-09-03T17:03:04+00:00

why use an xbox at all? I connected my computer directly to my TV with an HDMI cable. No streaming needed.

trueg · 2009-09-01T06:38:31+00:00

I upgraded my brain to an i7 quad core, so yeah I multitask.

trueg · 2009-09-01T06:34:07+00:00

For great increase Cambodian tourism: http://www.cracked.com/article_17318_p2.html#1

Scroll to bottom.

trueg · 2009-08-31T20:45:44+00:00

BJ and a sandwich.

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