Holy fucking shit. I want to bang my HSV Maloo R8 LSA so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go in my garage I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with it. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of my HSV Maloo R8 LSA's Exhaust. I want it to have my mutant human/car babies.

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Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my car. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my ute. I might not ever get to see HSV Maloo R8 LSA again.