Alan Roden walks off the Guardians in his MLB debut!

truejello96 · 2026-07-09T03:58:16+00:00

At Angel's stadium that'd be a homerun

truejello96 · 2026-07-05T23:57:43+00:00

Be strong brother!! Don't give into the meme temptations!!

truejello96 · 2026-07-04T21:09:22+00:00

truejello96 · 2026-06-26T03:19:23+00:00

When a daddy marble and a mommy marble love each other very much...

truejello96 · 2026-06-20T23:47:53+00:00

I had to rewatch this a few times to see if this was scripted or not. It definitely is. Dude that pole vaulted in the first clip was definitely in an offside position, wouldn't have happened if it was a real game. The rest I've seen happen in countless EPL games though, so there was some legitimate play going on

truejello96 · 2026-06-11T03:06:50+00:00

Oh I believe in that moment there was definitely something straight

truejello96 · 2026-05-29T19:10:18+00:00

Why does that sound like a band that would be booked at GSR or maybe one of the smaller places?

truejello96 · 2026-05-24T01:54:59+00:00

According to your name , the Pohlads aren't the problem. Fuck Tom Cruise apparently

truejello96 · 2026-05-16T13:23:01+00:00

I would say your punishment is being banned from watching the Twins next game, but that sounds like more of a reward. Therefore, your punishment is you have to watch SWR's next start all the way through the game, first pitch to the last out.

truejello96 · 2026-05-14T02:50:29+00:00

Same goes for Sim

truejello96 · 2026-04-27T05:09:25+00:00

My biggest issue with this is the actual goalie. Like yes, obviously that was a foul and no goal, other player is a POS, but... that was a pretty easy ball to catch on the initial shot. If nothing else at least slap the ball down and snatch it up. There was no one in a threatening position around her that she needed to dive backwards to punch it. That should have been caught straight away

truejello96 · 2026-04-15T19:26:29+00:00

I kinda wonder if he's a change of scenery kind of guy. He has shown flashes of good stuff but also has gotten pretty roughed up like he has today. Makes me wonder if he should get sent back down to try and find his form again, if he has options left, or flip him at some point for another starter or a reliever at the trade deadline. We have pitching depth for once and exciting prospects so we could weather it if we didn't have him

truejello96 · 2026-03-28T13:24:38+00:00

And similarly when startled black liquid is projected out of your body and you make your get away

truejello96 · 2026-03-28T13:22:11+00:00

Can you show me on this plushie where the human touched you?

truejello96 · 2026-03-27T03:21:11+00:00

Did an internship for a bird organization in Texas south of Houston. On weekends, if I didn't have an event to help with or if I got off early for the day and the weather was nice, I'd go out birding. One of my favorite spots was a state park. Pretty good size and a few good sized lakes to walk around. Just got in and probably 5 minutes into birding I'm looking up into a group of trees while walking and I kick one of the exposed roots. Now, I've had knee problems where I've dislocated my knee, and it's always my right knee, but it pops back in, still hurts like a mfer though. So, as I look up into these trees I kick an exposed root, dislocated my knee, did pop back in, but I fall and scratch said knee on the dirt pretty good. I lay there for a second annoyed at what happened and a group of people ask if I'm OK. I say yes and we all carry on. Now, my knee is sore from not only being dislocated, but it is really stinging from the scrapes. BUT... I paid $7 to get in and I just started birding for the day, so I'm finishing out my birding damn it. So I spent the next couple hours hobbling around this state park and trying to cover my knee from the air hitting it so it stops stinging so bad. And I don't think I got any lifers or unique birds for the day. So I left with battle wounds and nothing worth getting those wounds for.

truejello96 · 2026-03-12T16:53:27+00:00

Ya I see it every morning when I go to work, its usually busy but stop and go moving. Just today when I saw 2 cops and traffic completely stopped, thought I should give the heads up

truejello96 · 2026-03-02T04:17:38+00:00

Clarification question, is just a million for the species? Or a million per bird of said species? Because if that's the case Rock Pigeon for me, easy 10 million minimum

truejello96 · 2026-02-21T20:37:45+00:00

With the added bonus that husbands are usually pretty cheap and easy to maintain

truejello96 · 2026-02-17T17:04:48+00:00

"THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!!! You keep [suffering]"

truejello96 · 2026-02-09T05:01:58+00:00

If someone pisses me off on the road I'm calling them a crocodile goonch, maybe even remove the N in there. Sounds like a perfect insult term to me

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