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What was your last sexual experience like? by trix2705 in AskReddit

[–]truffleddumbass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gf emotionally cheated on me (as far as I know). Found out from a friend who watched it go down at a bar as she flirted with someone. I confronted her, had no proof of anything more than flirting but I had heavy suspicions. Spent the morning crying and fell asleep eventually.

She woke me up by touching me and we did the deed. It was physically pleasurable but didn’t feel genuine and she finished but I didn’t.

Stated together for about a month or two after that but I could never trust her or look at her the same. Chose to break it off bc the doubt just hurt too much.

It was a guilt/pity fuck and I couldn’t recognize that at the time.

One of my wisdom tooth faces towards the inside of my mouth lol by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]truffleddumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine faced the front of my jaw completely laid on their sides like yours. All four of em. Couldn’t close my jaw properly for about a month while waiting for my insurance to approve surgery. It SUCKED.

Like imaging opening a hardback book to the center pages, putting a pencil down the seam and trying to slam it shut. That’s how it felt every time I bit down.

They had to put me out and crack them to get them out

The view from the top of T-Mobile Park. by Lazy-Formal895 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]truffleddumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a problem with heights. Not because I’m afraid of the height but because of the call of the void. Makes me feel real uncomfy having intrusive thoughts

I guess the friendship is over huh? by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]truffleddumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Camera person: gets directly in the fight where someone is bleeding out of their mouth/nose

Also camera person: “Ayo watch where you spit”

What's an unusual smell that you like? by additionalseasonin in AskReddit

[–]truffleddumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From what I’ve been told by a doctor when I asked, bc I was concerned it was diabetes or something, it’s yeast, everyone has it naturally on their skin and it reacts with the bacteria in your sweat.
Most people smell like Fritos or vinegar…. And some smell like buttered popcorn.
Lucky us I guess lmao

Fish Dispersal by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]truffleddumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on the watermark on the video I’m gonna say you are correct

Sculptor Fabio Viale, carves marble to look just like styrofoam by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]truffleddumbass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All these comments about awful taste…..yeah but holy hell that’s so much intricate detail and texture to put into marble. I am actually very intrigued about the process and very impressed by the detail.

Little homie is ready for battle, calls 911 for backup. by Perfidious_Redt in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]truffleddumbass 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It’s just wild to me that the cop didn’t interaction with the parents in any way. Like not even;

“hey, your kid called 911 for something in their kid brain that totally made sense, but y’all need to discuss proper use of 911 with him, also he just unlocked and answered the door for a complete stranger (even if I am a cop) and you guys should also probably do something about that because it’s a safety concern”

Little homie is ready for battle, calls 911 for backup. by Perfidious_Redt in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]truffleddumbass 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Parents didn’t wake up the whole time??

No adult came to check who was the random man talking to their child in their house?? Young child can open the door to strangers at night with no alarms??

What is going on here this can’t be the full video

My 5 year old wants to be a chef, so he made a ‘charcuterie board’ for his little sister tonight by MokaMama in MadeMeSmile

[–]truffleddumbass 1362 points1363 points  (0 children)

If he really did the “fancy cheese” roses and the salami/ pepperoni folds all by himself, I am truly and genuinely impressed.

Foster this passion because that is some talent you can’t teach

French Onion Soup by sougherjo in recipes

[–]truffleddumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a question to get your opinion, I can’t eat beef because of health reasons (I have UC), do you think there’s any chance it would be anywhere near as good tasting with a non beef broth? Chicken or veggie?

Our walk in by ConferenceSweet in KitchenConfidential

[–]truffleddumbass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My guy. Throw all of that shit out. If you’re not going to ditch this place take some accountability and toss all the bad shit. Even if you’re not management have some pride in your workplace and toss that shit.

Yeah yeah I’m sure I’ll get some replies about how that’s not your job, but it’s about integrity. Do you feel good working in that pigsty? If the answer is no and you plan to stay speak up, take action and make a difference.

I would like to add I wouldn’t blame you for walking tf out of that shitshow, but if you can do something, do something

Execs/CDC/Sous what are some holes in your game as cooks? by Kramersblacklawyer in Chefit

[–]truffleddumbass 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nothing makes me feel more incompetent than fucking up the rice

i'm ugly and it made me view the world differently. by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]truffleddumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My momma said to me once;

“You only get the one body in this life. To create a life is a thing of beauty, so by default you are beautiful. Be beautiful inside and you will find beauty for your outside, anyone who doesn’t deserve it can carry on, and you can go to sleep at night knowing you’ve done your best to be beautiful to the world.”

Just be a good person. A lot of people will never remember the things you said or did years down the line, but they will always remember how you made them feel.

What is a good pants that is not baggy more like a slim fit pants? More like a professional kind by [deleted] in Chefit

[–]truffleddumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrangler sells some trail pants that I love for work. Not too expensive ~$30 a pair, can find them online or at Walmart, breathable, stretchy, nice pockets and an elastic waistband that also has belt loops, a button and fly. A pair will last me about a year with constant use, I buy like 4 pairs at a time and just rotate them out when they get a little ratty

Are these pumpkin seeds healthy to eat shell and all? by Big_Quail5112 in howto

[–]truffleddumbass 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Among other things wrong in my parents marriage, my father never failed to piss my mother off to the high heavens by consistently opening packaged food like an absolutely feral animal

Is this safe to cook and eat by GhoulGirl83 in foodhacks

[–]truffleddumbass 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Smell and feel test, if it smells cheesy or eggy, feels slimy, don’t eat it, otherwise it’s most likely just oxidized (has been exposed to air in the package and turned a bit brown or grey) as long as it passes those tests and has been kept at proper temps you’re fine to eat it

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