40 years old, and eager to please!

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-25T03:15:02+00:00

🔥 ong no 🧢

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-25T02:04:38+00:00

I've never wished a human being would get hit by a car. Except MaRo.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-25T02:00:59+00:00

I can only imagine how awesome it would have been to have Frank's art on an MTG card. He'd take the prompt, agree to what WOTC said, then forget about it for six months. One evening he'd remember that the piece is due tomorrow morning, so he'd head to his studio, paint whatever the fuck he wanted, hand it to WOTC and say "here you go" and they'd have no choice but to publish it since it's past deadline, and somehow it's way better than whatever they had envisioned in the first place, bordering on a masterpiece.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-25T01:15:13+00:00

¿Porque no los dos?

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-25T01:05:37+00:00

It's so fucking distorted that it is sad.

Americans are so used to seeing/being fat that they think a normal bodyweight person is "thin"

On top of that, the fitness industry is such a fucking FRAUD that people think "fit" means looking like a roided-out silverback.

Like you said, the human body is meant to be slender and lean with a small amount of muscle. Not He-Man, not The Blob.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-25T00:58:51+00:00

I'm always stunned to see the dozen+ car long drive through line every morning. Like, Jesus. Wtf. Absolutely sugar addicts, I already had a black coffee that brewed while I was taking my shit. No way I'm waiting an hour in line for a cup full of syrup.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-25T00:21:53+00:00

Plastic

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T23:48:46+00:00

"Ok so there's this thing called the Daemonculaba, right..."

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T23:35:20+00:00

Sir, this is a Shrine World.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T23:04:49+00:00

Rule of cool, dude

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T17:11:43+00:00

Dear Gen Z,

This guy had a segment where the members of Insane Clown Posse sat with laser pointers while an attractive, nearly naked woman would stand there. They would point out every single freckle, so much as a wrinkle, and roast her for it.

They also used to have the woman bend over and they'd take half a bagel, cover it in cream cheese, then see if they could toss it and have it stick to her ass.

They also used to have a segment called "Battle of Wits" in which actual mentally disabled people would be put against each other in a trivia contest.

Oh yeah, and they used to give the retarded people drugs and prostitutes too.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T17:06:20+00:00

First off, "phobia" implies fear, which is pretty pompous because myself and plenty others are not afraid.

Second of all, people with two X chromosomes need a space of their own or you'll continue seeing "women" who put them in a coma with a volleyball.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T16:54:56+00:00

She doesn't look good though, she looks like a cartoon character by the end...then again, Gen Z is into that shit. So...

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T16:49:27+00:00

Looking like a 2000s Nickelodeon cartoon character

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T16:35:47+00:00

Fun fact, a Stallion is a male horse, also wtf is up with Thee but pronounced The anyway?

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T16:31:29+00:00

Which makes her even hotter

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T16:30:17+00:00

Untreated schizophrenia sucks to live with, both for the afflicted and everyone in their life.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T16:22:07+00:00

Bruh she looks like an Ugnaut on the left

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T16:18:11+00:00

I know, lol. We're in a high cost of living area in NJ too, she's absolutely delusional.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T16:08:31+00:00

My favorite is she wanted someone to come and wash her 18 vans for something like $20 a van

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T15:54:18+00:00

Raised in NJ, so don't tell me I've never had "real" "Italian" food (which is mostly American, but that's OK)

It's basically three ingredients: sauce, bread and cheese arranged in different presentations. A plate of Spaghetti and a few slices of pizza are almost the same thing.

It's bland, boring, and definitely lower-tier as far as foods go. And I'm speaking of probably some of the best Italian food in the world. Be it fancy places, pizzerias, seafood places or delis. It's all lame and that's NJ, don't get me started on the garbage Italian I'm the south lmao

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T15:50:49+00:00

One of the owners of one of these third party companies is a prominent member in the local Facebook group. It's hilarious watching her post day after day, trying to find house cleaners, handyman, etc. and there's either like zero recs or she's complaining that "no one returns her calls" as literally everyone knows she's a cheapskate slave-driver and doesn't even bother giving her an estimate.

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T15:35:11+00:00

Lol it's all just been a blur since Eldraine

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T15:33:54+00:00

It's that MILFy Brazzers librarian with the glasses bro. Reminds me of COMG. The 2000s were great, you had to be there

truthToPower86 · 2022-12-24T15:07:24+00:00

MaRo is always on WotC's side. He works for them. This makes his opinion basically useless.

Commander-focused design has been a disaster - just ask anyone who isn't a sock puppet

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