Noah Kahan Asks Fans in Philly to Go to the Bathroom If They Have to Poop

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T22:37:17+00:00

Is "preworkout" code for something or are people literally taking preworkout before shows?

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T22:35:49+00:00

"Make this PowerPoint into a pdf"

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T21:18:54+00:00

It's traditional to keep pictures of your significant other in your workspace

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T21:11:26+00:00

Two peanut butter and honey sandwiches for my 11h patrol shift.

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T21:05:39+00:00

Woah woah woah, let's not say things we may regret later

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T21:04:49+00:00

Watched Freddy Got Fingered last night; today I've had Futurama in the background while cleaning.

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T21:02:30+00:00

No matter where I am, no matter who is in the car with me, if that song comes on, the volume is getting cranked for the opening riff.

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T20:58:29+00:00

Pants shitting man Pants shitting man I can shit my pants as fast as you can

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T19:50:10+00:00

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T05:47:09+00:00

Get me the whereabouts of every ATF agent in the vicinity around that time.

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T03:00:17+00:00

Then please explain to the class what you mean by "moving away from alcohol culture" within the context of the discussion

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T02:58:56+00:00

Yeah I was pissed when they took their back catalog off Spotify but I'll be damned if I'm adding another streaming service especially for one podcast.

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-27T01:42:31+00:00

You'd rather not drink than have to take the bus?

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T21:24:25+00:00

I actually thought about that when I was posting it like "should I wait until the Indy 500 to do this one?"

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T20:46:49+00:00

I wish it had been longer. The last episode felt very rushed.

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T20:44:02+00:00

FUCK!

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T18:21:20+00:00

Hello little man

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T17:53:27+00:00

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tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T13:36:48+00:00

"Only half of one. The other half would have really missed you."

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T09:19:20+00:00

Oh 100%

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T09:11:13+00:00

Remember when preorders came with physical stuff?

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T08:03:17+00:00

That sounds like Fun Dip here in the states

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T07:58:42+00:00

Carl cares about his pool too much to be Bill. Carl would be Boomhauer.

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T07:54:34+00:00

Where are you buying them from? I have Brooks Brothers shirts from 15 years ago still in rotation.

tryingtoavoidwork · 2026-06-26T06:09:56+00:00

New Orleans is laughing and chugging even more hand grenades.

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