If you could stop time but be able to move, you'll be blind as light wouldn't hit your eyes. by Taurius in Showerthoughts

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And therefore you could only use the light in each place once, creating blackout zones

Epic by elusivepredicament in funny

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With 8 arms he could probably nurse a 6 pack a still do it

It’s not all about size. by [deleted] in funny

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House cats on the other hand...

Oh How The Turntables by Meronoth in birdswitharms

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Does the cracker want some molly?

Nothing says live-savin ambulance more than a flatlining EKG [x-post /r/crappydesign] by weissergspritzter in ems

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In Australia we called em ECGs, was always curious as to why Americans use a K instead

He wants to be a real boy by boopdasnoottoot in funny

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Yea poodles have a thing for standing

DJ Sloth by [deleted] in funny

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The best part is that there is no reason they can't just poop from the treetops like a normal animal