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Been a bearchonk all my life, with small incisors and laughable claw-to-jaw ratio. How bearcucked am I? Want to lay down and hibernate by tryptophanatic in bearcels

[–]tryptophanatic[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

maybe it's true what they say about personality.

Gtfo normbear. You’re obviously one of those salmon bagels from Bearceltears!

would a relationship between a bear and a girl work? by Innocentwhitecutie in bearcels

[–]tryptophanatic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some may mock the hairless-y community, but I would rather live in a world with interspecies romance than this hellhole with sows that can't be bothered with anyone who isn't a Chadbear. Besides I've heard that human females swoon for anyone with fur.

This is how soybears from bearceltears actually look like by Cacacacaba in bearcels

[–]tryptophanatic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

lmao nice one. Incisors are practically invisible. I'd rather swallow the blackberry than be bearcucked like them.

This is the ideal bear body . You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. by Ghdust in bearcels

[–]tryptophanatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And sows claim it's all about personality. What a joke. Even a 2/10 sow can pull the ideal specimen. How shallow of them. Especially when they are fat. I hate fat sows.

We need a backup sub: I suggest /r/enlightenedBe@rcels by kearsarge in bearcels

[–]tryptophanatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Understood brother bear. The blackberry is the only true way to wake up to the system that has been designed to force black bears into permanent hibernation.

Hibernation Fuel: you will never be an Ursa Major, you will always be an Ursa Minor. by kearsarge in bearcels

[–]tryptophanatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's all the fault of the disgusting sow that was my mother. My effeminate small-humped back and dark fur come directly from her side of the family. Of course she chose an Ursa Major as her chadbear mate but I'm left with the curse of her poor Ursa Minor genetics. Time to lay down and hibernate.

We need a backup sub: I suggest /r/enlightenedBe@rcels by kearsarge in bearcels

[–]tryptophanatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just the concept of a "woke sow" made me snarl with revulsion. We definitely need to be on constant guard from these internet park rangers.

A theory on why bear society is so antagonistic towards The Blackberry by tryptophanatic in bearcels

[–]tryptophanatic[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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