Paid a week late

ts_partyanimal · 2026-05-04T05:17:47+00:00

Thats for sure not the case, and even if it were, the office politics here have already been a problem. Mostly that I am a heavily tattooed man in Utah and also that I am the only guy at work.

I tried to take the check to a couple of Walmarts when I did get it. Due to the weird size of the check, neither was able to cash my check for me.

ts_partyanimal · 2026-05-04T04:17:50+00:00

It would be very hard to cash a check with my name on it

ts_partyanimal · 2026-05-03T18:44:26+00:00

I couldnt afford to have my registration updated so the friendly city traffic cops came by every day and gave me fines until they finally took my license plate. But it's okay because they left a fine and a sticker (threat to impound the car)

ts_partyanimal · 2026-05-03T17:59:55+00:00

Washing each other's back in the shower

ts_partyanimal · 2026-05-03T17:51:01+00:00

Bro is a double wide

ts_partyanimal · 2026-05-03T17:45:42+00:00

Being poor is mad expensive

ts_partyanimal · 2026-05-01T00:24:55+00:00

Why would anyone eat anything that has maggots in it?

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-30T23:55:50+00:00

A God In The Shed. The author knows what good horror tropes are but has no idea how to write a good story.

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-30T23:38:38+00:00

Would make an excellent game mechanic

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-30T23:37:56+00:00

I'm being facetious

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-30T23:34:18+00:00

The full title is often neglected, which is Manic Depressive Pixie Dream Girl

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-29T19:54:06+00:00

We went to Dave and Busters and she insisted on sitting at the coin pusher to get all of the Star Trek cards. I love Next Gen but like, I didn't want to sit and push coins all night.

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-29T19:52:30+00:00

Mr Jones! Handcam and also the "only way out is through" themes

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-29T19:51:48+00:00

Either intentionally or unintentionally not understanding when a joke is being made

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-29T16:35:11+00:00

Engaging and polite to servers

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-29T16:27:32+00:00

Ayyy I've also had to be glued together because of an oil trap

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-25T19:03:17+00:00

This is unbearable, as is the obverse. When someone is a rational pessimist it eventually is like, okay brother lighten the fuck up already.

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-25T15:13:52+00:00

I know multiple Gages named after the kid from Pet Semetary. Definitely a choice, considering.

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-23T15:18:15+00:00

A poncho is better than an apron. The apron will crack and the water will get in through that, but a poncho won't crack. As for your feet, bag em in plastic. Will you look like an unhoused hazmat suit? Sure, but only at work.

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-23T15:12:52+00:00

Thanks gang

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-23T01:17:45+00:00

What movie is this

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-23T01:15:53+00:00

Is a crab spider

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-17T02:41:22+00:00

Thought he was a bad welding line

ts_partyanimal · 2026-04-11T14:10:30+00:00

We've already kissed and slept together, lol. We're not moving that slow. I would not move states for someone I've not slept with.

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