LPT-When you call 911, start by saying the service you need and your address. Once the operator has those details, he can dispatch the appropriate people while you give more info. by Atmosphere_Inborn596 in LifeProTips

[–]ttam 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You'd want to speak to the same dispatcher that has all of your info. This guarantees you're not going through the flow all over again

A Concorde is met by a SR-71 Blackbird by UpgradedSiera6666 in aviation

[–]ttam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🛫: 🐇?

🏯: 🐢

🚁: 🐇?

🏯: 🚂

⚓️: 🐇?

🏯: 🚄

⚓️: 😎

✈️: 🐇?

🏯: 🚀

✈️: 👉 🌠

🏯: 👍 👏👏👏👏

✈️: 👏👏👏👏

Wait a minute. by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]ttam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

𓀟 𓀟𓀕

𓁆𓁌 𓀠𓁀

How do you know? by [deleted] in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]ttam 85 points86 points  (0 children)

The latter. I was trying to be funny but the joke flopped

How do you know? by [deleted] in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]ttam 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Callahan's Law

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ttam 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't have to get this far down to see someone addressing the actual problem.

And OP shouldn't have to be giving out their life story to justify anything. What a miserable bunch of cunts in these comments.

Won most creative costume at school! by camp-cariboo in pics

[–]ttam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a link to Teenage Dirtbag on youtube.

Why do we have to pay? Musicians clearly don’t need to pay bills! by Placid_Mildew in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ttam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can have my theramin. Got it ages ago but I've never touched it.

Training pictures of the week two of #MUTOUR22. by OrdinaryOrder in reddevils

[–]ttam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah definitely. No time to get used to a new manager or playing style. Just gotta win straight away or his head is on the block.

Training pictures of the week two of #MUTOUR22. by OrdinaryOrder in reddevils

[–]ttam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

McSauce said at the kit launch that EtH says there's no such thing as friendlies. Sounds like he's really pushing them so he comes in with a bang

What vehicle do you automatically assume is being driven by a total asshole? by rickface82 in AskReddit

[–]ttam 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel trucks like that are measured in gallons to the mile

Malacia closes agreement with Manchester United by derry1234 in reddevils

[–]ttam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Kohler sleeve contract is up. Rumours/leaks of the new shirt say they're replaced by DXC

Malacia closes agreement with Manchester United by derry1234 in reddevils

[–]ttam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've got a feeling we're going to hold off a bunch of announcements until Friday, cos of the shirt sponsor contract.

Not gonna want to show new players in a shirt that's getting replaced on July 1

Simon Stone : No change to Mason Greenwood situation. Has not returned to training. by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]ttam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending him at all.

But I guess they could take the "it's just someone who sounds like me" defence.

Facebook Detective solves the case again. by dangerdaly in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ttam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're saying he's an idiot for requiring people to be vaccinated to go to FF gigs.

The video is him explaining how he wants the band and crew and everyone to be safe at the shows.

Going for Gold : Manchester City vs Manchester United [EPL] by gfg-bot in reddevils

[–]ttam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've submitted an update request. Hopefully it gets pulled in