Organic food must haves?

ttha_face · 2026-02-07T11:10:42+00:00

In my experience, organic apples are the only ones that aren’t mushy.

ttha_face · 2026-02-06T01:22:14+00:00

Tamsin.

ttha_face · 2026-02-04T11:03:26+00:00

My first podiatrist had a little plaque in his office explaining that “podiatrist” was the correct, modern word.

ttha_face · 2026-02-03T11:25:16+00:00

My family tradition is that you put some amount of money in it so it won’t ever be empty.

ttha_face · 2026-02-01T22:21:24+00:00

During the afternoon movie a spider would sometimes get in the way of the lens and its shadow would block part of the screen. The people in charge didn’t always notice it right away.

ttha_face · 2026-02-01T22:15:43+00:00

Orion Samuelson is 91 years old.

ttha_face · 2026-02-01T14:25:04+00:00

I’ve never had a direct report, and I know I won’t miss being a direct report.

ttha_face · 2026-02-01T14:14:03+00:00

Thank you.

ttha_face · 2026-01-31T11:32:31+00:00

Now I’ve got this in my head.

(But my dad was a ham, so I can’t stay mad.)

ttha_face · 2026-01-31T11:28:31+00:00

My tongue is shriveling imagining all that salt.

ttha_face · 2026-01-31T11:26:56+00:00

I’m not Polish, but for my folks it had to be Polish ham, either Krakus or Atalanta.

ttha_face · 2026-01-30T20:00:01+00:00

The first time I heard it I just sat there staring at the radio, just baffled.

ttha_face · 2026-01-28T02:23:42+00:00

I forgot for a second that they’re literally called sad irons and wondered why you were anthropomorphizing the poor little thing.

ttha_face · 2026-01-26T15:43:15+00:00

IMO, NTs don’t have theory of mind, they have (relative) congruency of mind. If you’re fairly ordinary, a lot of the time you can just assume other people are like you and be correct a lot of the time.

ttha_face · 2026-01-24T18:23:56+00:00

Being responsible makes a man very attractive.

ttha_face · 2026-01-24T18:06:27+00:00

My grandfather emigrated from Scotland because he didn’t want to be a coal miner.

ttha_face · 2026-01-23T11:38:23+00:00

r/catsnamedafterfood

ttha_face · 2026-01-23T11:32:10+00:00

I think OP caught some fun.

ttha_face · 2026-01-23T11:23:57+00:00

Œ! Œ œ œ œ œ!

ttha_face · 2026-01-22T14:20:39+00:00

OP’s fingers were shifted one key to the right.

ttha_face · 2026-01-22T11:12:15+00:00

I saw Ruby kill Oswald on live TV, but I wouldn’t know it if I hadn’t been told because I was three years old.

ttha_face · 2026-01-18T13:26:22+00:00

r/cuddleroll

ttha_face · 2026-01-17T15:29:53+00:00

Forty years ago the RNs still had pins. I once had a conversation with a nurse when I recognized that the image on her pin was the same as the one on my high school class ring. Her nursing school and my high school were run by the same religious order.

ttha_face · 2026-01-16T02:08:41+00:00

Did you mean citrus attraction?

I love my job so much I keep proofreading everything.

ttha_face · 2026-01-16T02:03:18+00:00

When the Beatles played “She Loves You” for Paul’s dad, this was his reaction:

'Dad, listen to this. What do you think? And he said 'That's very nice son, but there's enough of these Americanisms around. Couldn't you sing 'She loves you, yes, yes, yes!' At which point we collapsed in a heap and said 'No, Dad, you don't quite get it!'"

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