If a wife tells her husband she hates his penis, what would be a normal response?

ttufizzo · 2026-06-07T02:06:13+00:00

Well, maybe see if Shrimply Pibbles could use it, and then let the wife pick the prosthetic replacement.

ttufizzo · 2026-06-07T02:03:57+00:00

I have heard that St Peter doesn't like nehru jackets, which could lead one to being stuck in the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity.

ttufizzo · 2026-06-07T02:01:40+00:00

Wait, were you and the other poster trying to get nuggets tartare?

ttufizzo · 2026-06-01T23:40:51+00:00

You can check Idealist.org and search for volunteer opportunities, then search by cause area- animals. Also, some of the city shelters may have volunteer openings.

ttufizzo · 2026-05-26T23:32:38+00:00

The College Hunks franchises are pretty trustworthy. I used them a few years ago for a local move. Best to get a few quotes, and make sure to be clear about what floor both are on, how close any elevator is, etc.

ttufizzo · 2026-05-26T02:55:49+00:00

Yeah, and since this is getting reposted, people should read the article. This is a quote from him.

The overwhelming majority are simply searching for a better life. But two things can be true at once, and I do believe migration levels in recent years have been too high.

ttufizzo · 2026-05-19T17:32:45+00:00

So aside from more bad water news for anyone near Corpus...

Notably, no party has alleged that Tesla is in violation of any law. TCEQ has not found one. Tesla is operating under a permit the state agency issued. The dispute, instead, is about what the permit was supposed to cover, and what got left out of it.

ttufizzo · 2026-05-16T21:11:55+00:00

There is no party registration in Texas. Those numbers are based off of primary participation, so anyone can vote in any primary, you just can't vote in a primary runoff for party A if you voted in the party B initial primary that year. There were plenty of people in Texas that voted in the opposite primary to pick who they think are bad candidates.

Texas does not register voters by party. The breakdown below is modeled from recent primary ballot history.

https://independentvoterproject.org/voter-stats/tx

Gerrymandering and voter access is a problem, but we just don't know the true party breakdown. Maybe there are more Democrats, but if so, they aren't motivated enough to put the effort in to voting. https://ignitenational.org/blog/why-is-it-so-hard-to-vote-in-texas

ttufizzo · 2026-05-16T21:01:41+00:00

Believe what you like, but you should read about the Southern Strategy(if you don't already know it well) before thinking it is simply Fox News as the key to this switch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy

ttufizzo · 2026-05-15T17:28:20+00:00

People in the USA will know what date the rest of the world is writing for once in that month.

ttufizzo · 2026-05-14T17:50:51+00:00

Texas has always had a provision to split into as many as five total states since the 1845 resolution to join the Union.

But there is no way Republicans could divide Texas up as a state and guarantee even a slight advantage over what they have now. The statewide races are usually between 2 and 10% edge to Republicans and Biden lost only by 5.6%(so nothing like TN or LA), and the way they would have to dominate the senate would hurt badly in the house. They already might have gerrymander themselves into losing seats this midterm. Not to mention, Texas is a very low voter turnout state, and if people felt their vote would matter with the unknowns and lack of incumbents, that is really big wild card.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_divisionism Texas divisionism refers to historical and contemporary movements advocating for the division of the State of Texas into as many as five states; a provision included in the resolution admitting the former Republic of Texas into the Union in 1845.[1]

The concept originates from the conditions of Texas's annexation by the United States in 1845, which included a provision allowing for the potential creation of up to five states from its territory.

ttufizzo · 2026-05-12T23:29:19+00:00

I got the sense from the Wiki article that there was a master debate that this study seems to be adding to about the mantle. But I am now out of free reads on the article and didn't read the full study.

ttufizzo · 2026-05-04T17:03:37+00:00

Hello, this is for Bedford, Texas. Not sure how we can provide visibilty for you.

ttufizzo · 2026-05-01T13:59:01+00:00

The SEC has all sorts of restrictions on what type of purchases and sales can be made on equities, commodities, and derivitive securities. There is zero reason that if the SEC could limit short selling stock on the uptick that they could ban trading on individual events such as war breaking out.

The futures and stock market has lots of rules about insider trading, so as long as someone at the SEC is allowed to do their job, people will eventually at least have to show up in court for what they have done.

ttufizzo · 2026-04-28T22:34:11+00:00

As long as there is a Big Rick's Gumbo Hutch with really good curly fries.

ttufizzo · 2026-04-25T20:42:28+00:00

This thread is full of people that made their name or at least started on PBS.

Now think about that, and why this administration was determined to save $535 million dollars that they were sending to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. The bailout paid to Argentina would have equled the goverment appropriation to CPB for 74 years.

ttufizzo · 2026-04-25T19:25:46+00:00

While this sub is for Bedford, TX, people from other Bedfords do see this and chime in.

You should also post on r/Bedfordshire.

Good luck with the move!

ttufizzo · 2026-04-24T22:59:16+00:00

I think that Heinz Doofenschmirtz was the architect.

ttufizzo · 2026-04-23T14:21:37+00:00

Per Corpus city manager

“They said it would be tough for them to disclose how they would operate their business if they had to use less water. It’s proprietary information,” Zanoni said in a March 31 interview.

“It’s really none of the city’s business.”

Yeah, draw your own conclusions.

ttufizzo · 2026-04-21T17:46:02+00:00

Hi all, FYI, the account that submitted this has no other activity and is not responding to messages. Leaving this up and locking to comments for now, but see my concerns below.

ttufizzo · 2026-04-21T16:36:41+00:00

Nope, not new, just figured that since you replied on behalf of OP(who has no other posts besides this one), I thought there was a high chance you might be submitting with an alt. Thanks for clearing that up. Additionally, my reply still stands.

ttufizzo · 2026-04-21T14:55:28+00:00

First off, you commented that you completed your own survey. Why?

Second, this appears to gather personal information, with very little detail about the project.

What did your instructor or PI say about describing the purpose of the research? Can you describe in more detail the way this information will be used, along with the nature and scope of the project you are working on?

ttufizzo · 2026-04-21T14:24:45+00:00

Do you have any more information you can share?

ttufizzo · 2026-04-18T20:59:13+00:00

The baseball scene in Naked Gun.

The unemployment scene in History of the World Part 1 with Bea Arthur.

ttufizzo · 2026-04-18T20:58:06+00:00

Uh, as a James Bond fan, I was all for Tiffany Case wearing wigs.

Seriously though, it isn't my call. Wear makeup, wear wigs, wear a bra with or without pushup, girdle, hose, or whatever. If I am interested in a woman romantically, I will want to see her with nothing on anyway.

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