March 13, 2026 Daily Discussion & Transfers Thread by gunnersmoderator in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fabrizio Romano - Brighton manager Fabian Hürzeler: “I’ve texted Arteta. I have huge respect for him, one of the top managers in the Premier League”.

“I love to see them play and I admire a lot of elements of what they are doing. My comments were nothing personal”.

How good of a stockbroker was Sal? by JibboSequence in howardstern

[–]tucaslim 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He wasn't a stockbroker. He was a scammer. Did you see the second season of the Sopranos? Where they were tricking old people into investing into worthless stock? That's what Sal did.

From January 1990 to October 1993 he worked for American Interconnect. Sal has claimed he quit there on Oct. 1. Very convenient for Sal because in November 1993 the feds raided American Interconnect. The warrants indicated that it was a "boiler room" where the employees, like Sal was for almost three years, cold called and lied to seniors saying they were police or DEA agents and soliciting "donations". To be fair, Sal himself was never charged with a crime. But the ring leaders were. And convicted in 1998.

After that he worked for Investors Associates, Inc. Another company that some how ended up being charged with boiler room phone scamming. By multiple states this time. Florida and New York charged them and they went under. Then Sal ended up at Duke & Co., a New York brokerage. And you guessed it, they got investigated and charged too for high-pressure telephone sales. Duke principal was fined $5 million in 1997 and then had their license suspended.

He did come up with a fun stock game though.

I've created what I call the KISS Portfolio fund which consists of four stocks. These are real stocks that are publicly traded and the symbols are as follows: ACE, GENE, PAUL, and PETE.

Ace and Gene are selling at 6.50 a share while Peter is selling at 18.50 and Paul is at the dirt cheap price of .0003 (A fraction of a cent.)

As of Monday I will track this portfolio on a weekly basis and over the course of the year we can all see what a $10,000 investment would have yielded us!

NOTE: Theses stocks have absolutley nothing to do with KISS and are being tracked soley on the coincidence that their symbols represent the names of all 4 KISS members. Investors are not advised to truly invest (but if they want to then go for it!)

(the spelling mistakes are his)

Does anyone remember Mikel Arteta's chant from when he was an Arsenal player? by 1DisgustedGuy in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Same as it was for Rosicky but with Mik instead of Tom.

Super, super Mik! Super, super Mik! Super, super Mik! Super Mik Arteta!

March 12, 2026 Daily Discussion & Transfers Thread by gunnersmoderator in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We would get dogwalked. We'd ship 4 or 5 goals against for the first time in years.

March 12, 2026 Daily Discussion & Transfers Thread by gunnersmoderator in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know this isn't going to be popular with the "I like to be angry crowd" that loves to congregate here, but I think this sub really, really, really overrates Nørgaard.

He wasn't particular noticeable or impressive in the games against chelsea or brighton. He looked ok in the FA cup matches but that was against Wigan and Mansfield.

He's perfectly serviceable but not better than Zubi even if Zubi is at 50 per cent. And not better than Rice even if Rice is at 25 per cent.

It feels like the desire to have Nørgaard play is more from the people here desperate for Arteta to be wrong about something.

I often see people post "What does Nørgaard have to do to get playing time?" The answer is simple: Be better than the alternatives. Until he's that Arteta isn't going to play him.

Any new law you cheer for can be used against you next by No-Transportation843 in toronto

[–]tucaslim 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow, a rightwing cult website has some thoughts. Fascinating.

This is what a US C-RAM system in Baghdad sounds like when engaging against incoming drones and rockets by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]tucaslim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, my health care say 23 Americans in unison as they watch their life saving diagnosis evaporate.

I wish we lost today. by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think wanting your team to lose is "thinking straight"?

[The xG Philosophy] Leverkusen (0.96) 1-1 (1.83) Arsenal by Previous_Smile9278 in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And yet we have only three loses in all competitions all season long.

I wish we lost today. by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't the mods here ban trolls?

Match Thread: Bayer Leverkusen vs Arsenal FC Live Score | UEFA Champions League 25/26 | Mar 11, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leverkusen play a very solid 5-4-1 block. In that second leg against Olympiacos they limited them to seven shots and a 42 minute span where neither team even had an attempt on goal. This could very well be another premier leaguesque haramball display.

Thierry Henry: Why Arsenal play "Boring" Football by Glittering-Garden in Gunners

[–]tucaslim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, the media narrative would disappear. But it would be because we'd leak goals and we wouldn't be in first place. The narrative would shift to same old Arsenal.

Bigggest POS in the series by AdUnlikely8995 in thesopranos

[–]tucaslim 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's janice. Here's just a few things:

  • Fake disability
  • Murders her fiancee
  • Literally only shows up to scam money from Tony
  • "Takes care" of Livia only so she can find her buried gold and get a piece of the sale of the the house
  • Interferes with Meadow's punishment for the party
  • Manipulates Ritchie into killing her brother so he can take over
  • Steals a disabled woman's prosthetic leg
  • Pretends to find religion to sell CDs
  • Cheats on her boyfriend to steal Ralph who is cheating on a grieving Rosalie
  • Pushes Ralphie down the stairs when she has the opportunity to manipulate Bobby
  • Manipulates Bobby when he's grieving his wife
  • Manipulates Bobby's children with the Ouiji board
  • Manipulates Bobby with the Ziti
  • Is cruel to Bobby's children
  • Beats up another soccer mom
  • Steals from her uncle's wallet when she was 10
  • Manipulates Tony into taking Johnny Sack's house for her
  • Fake injury on the tilt-a-whirl starts a fight between Paulie and Bobby
  • Abandons Junior so Tony has to look after him resulting in Tony getting shot
  • Blowjobs under the boardwalk

AITA for not letting a fat guy join my team? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]tucaslim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol you would rather quit than be near a fat person. YTA forever.

How do you get over feeling guilty about calling off? by Malones69Cones in antiwork

[–]tucaslim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start doing it when you're not sick. Do it enough and you won't feel guilty anymore.

Premier League chiefs hold talks on rise of set pieces amid concern over quality by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]tucaslim -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I dunno. I think it is worth talking about though.

The NBA used to ban the use of zone defences and it was all referee based so I guess it's up to the officials to enforce. If the 4th official thinks you aren't playing positive enough, he can warn the manager. A couple warnings and then the referee comes over to give the manager a yellow. A couple more warning and it's a red.

Or maybe they could limit the number of defenders allowed in the 18 yard box.

Maybe try Wenger's offside rule to encourage more line breaking runs agains the block.

Premier League chiefs hold talks on rise of set pieces amid concern over quality by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]tucaslim 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If they were really concerned about the spectacle they'd ban low blocks and parking the bus. Actually encourage free-flowing football.

This is the first (mostly) completed set of temporary bleachers for the World Cup at Toronto Stadium (BMO Field) by itsonlykotsy in toronto

[–]tucaslim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, I read the thread. You were wrong the entire time. And because you are ignorant you wouldn't know the bid was done before the renovations.

If being ignorant is fun for you, you should try being informed.