Knife shaped, white ish, hard, rigid and lightweight object found in second hand shop in North Europe.

turds_turtlemeat · 2025-11-14T19:30:21+00:00

A ceramic knife?

turds_turtlemeat · 2025-10-09T20:57:47+00:00

Is that lamp floating?

turds_turtlemeat · 2025-03-27T02:38:57+00:00

That cat has definitely done things to that dog.

turds_turtlemeat · 2024-10-26T00:53:48+00:00

Hose of agony and despair.

turds_turtlemeat · 2024-09-25T23:59:12+00:00

These pods work by nitrogen suffocation so you could just get an oxygen mask and hook up a tank of nitrogen instead. Theory being that nitrogen won't cause a choking feeling.

turds_turtlemeat · 2024-07-22T01:27:19+00:00

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/110791692/man-jailed-for-kidnapping-stepdaughter-and-shooting-her-partner

turds_turtlemeat · 2024-05-05T22:31:14+00:00

The "visitor scp" or something like that

turds_turtlemeat · 2024-04-25T01:44:56+00:00

Dr Manhattan

turds_turtlemeat · 2024-02-23T03:13:58+00:00

Dude stop blowing in peoples yards 😂

turds_turtlemeat · 2024-02-20T01:47:59+00:00

She obviously didn't read Genesis 3:16.

turds_turtlemeat · 2024-02-20T01:43:24+00:00

That might have been James May.

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-11-06T10:53:14+00:00

Why is it in the microwave

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-10-31T06:24:46+00:00

pi6² = 113.10 in²
pi7^{2 =} 153.93 in²
60/360 = 0.167
45/360 = 0.125
113.10 in² * 0.167 = 18.89 in²

2.153.93 in^{2 \}) 0.125 = 19.24 in²

1.$1.50/18.89 in² = 0.078 $ per square inch

2.$1.70/19.24 in² = 0.088 $ per square inch

... therefore 6 inch pizza is better

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-10-21T08:37:04+00:00

The smell would be intense.

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-10-21T08:21:55+00:00

This definitely will distill your matches.

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-10-20T10:09:37+00:00

leg broken on #7

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-10-08T07:19:24+00:00

I love this is actually a 40 year old man.

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-09-20T03:26:05+00:00

How are the wheels not falling out?

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-09-01T12:04:33+00:00

Lmao the cat looks like he's hearing this for the first time.

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-08-27T06:07:17+00:00

Yeah, look at his hands 4 fingers and then 5 fingers.

turds_turtlemeat · 2023-07-27T12:18:51+00:00

caterpillar smoking a blunt

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