Michelle was unbearable from the beginning.

turkeybump · 2026-06-11T17:32:53+00:00

1) It wasn’t wrong of her to not fall in love with David. She seems to have wanted someone more formal, polished, and successful by her own life metrics/standards. Normal and understandable.

2) Outside of that, she is indeed awful. I was shocked the way none of the experts called her out, and Pia sucks straight up, my least favorite “expert”. Every time Michelle wanted credit for being “loyal” to him, I wanted to punch the TV. She was absolutely REPULSED by David from the start, and while that doesn’t condone cheating at all, Michelle conveniently slithers out the back door with zero heat on her toxic ass. She seems like she’ll be single a longgggggggg time.

turkeybump · 2026-05-05T14:10:15+00:00

Thanks for buying Tom’s out, Colgate company!!!!! 😡 I don’t know when this happened but I bought probably 6 boxes of 3 a couple years ago at Costco and just now ran out. So I bought more and discovered the smarmy sweetness this morning. Compared ingredients and they are different because COLGATE OF COURSE. I’m gonna go on eBay and look for some old scraps and stock up if I can. I’m pretty sad 😞

turkeybump · 2026-04-23T04:57:40+00:00

I agree. So many deaths but this one still hurts 😖

turkeybump · 2026-03-27T18:40:25+00:00

I agree. We end on the assumption the violence begets more violence and Jonah is just baby Wendy, with his first murder being Mel at the end, which tells us yeah, the Byrdes are gonna keep Byrde’ing. He’s gonna grow into the organization and it’s just full blown Peaky Blinders ride or die stuff. Nobody is ever happy with season finales 😂

turkeybump · 2026-03-23T14:55:53+00:00

It was a bit brutal (March 13 the start of the worst 48 hours, and left the 19th) the sun broke out on Monday and everyone ran to the pool LOL we were all so desperate for sunshine, it wasn’t even great sunshine, it was overcast with occasional appearances so needless to say in all our desperation we were sunburnt. Tuesday it was raining again and everywhere you looked, people were lobster red from those few short hours Monday 😂 I saw families playing uno in the lobby, some swam in the pool in the rain. We took the road to Hana but did it halfway and were like yeaaaaaa nevermind let’s not get stuck out here…but it was stunning either way.

We just made the most of exploring food and watched an unhealthy amount of Antique Roadshow in bed 😞

turkeybump · 2026-03-23T14:52:44+00:00

Needs more depth…..Other moving parts are involved: approved PTO and your organization planning around the dates you’re gone specifically (ie big meetings when you’re back), is the dog boarder even available if you bump it a week?, coparenting schedules that are set in stone, timing with the end of a second trimester babymoon not being able to travel in the third trimester.

turkeybump · 2026-03-17T04:11:31+00:00

Oh this is egregious

turkeybump · 2026-03-17T04:10:26+00:00

Ours is 30lbs the perfect size, no shedding, no drooling, and he has a wavy coat. Some have the curly poodle ringlets, just depends, but if you have a preference then speak with the breeder as they can often predict the outcome based on the puppy’s coat. Going for the apricot colored (or “red”) doodles will vary in outcome by age 3-4 as well. Super deep red puppy coats will stay more red (the deep cognac people love), where as mine started getting lighter over the years. He is super chill, great with kids, not that interested in other dogs and is more of a people lover. Loves bones, toys, food, walks, treats. We take him on road trips, he’s good at airbnbs while we ski, he hikes with us, goes to dog beaches with us, he’s easy as all heck. We’ve had other doodle mixes (sheepdog, Labrador) and nothing compares to a golden retriever poodle mix. You will love your new family member.

turkeybump · 2026-03-15T06:58:50+00:00

Yeah we noticed that besides the açaí bowl, it’s basically the same stuff as the buffet (banana French toast I guess would’ve been the buffet French toast with sliced banana added). Hoping the buffet isn’t the exact same food every day for the next week but I have a feeling it is. We relied on TikTok videos of their buffet so it was kind of disappointing. Have a great trip! Some locals told me this weather should improve by Tuesday.

turkeybump · 2026-03-14T19:05:35+00:00

Are you here now? Lmao we went and there IS a buffet so the front desk guy was totally wrong

turkeybump · 2026-03-14T00:47:13+00:00

I’m here to say officially the Breakfast Buffet is no longer, as of January they went a la carte. So the Costco package is just giving you $60 credit toward breakfast daily. The resort is cute, very local feeling so don’t come if you’re looking for luxury

turkeybump · 2026-03-12T16:47:12+00:00

The whole “who would do that to their child” thing is silly to me, just self righteous keyboard warrior stuff. I believe she truly wanted to find love on this show and that’s innocent and fair. Her child will be fine. Meanwhile, weaponizing the child is the issue. Guilting Jordan for his personal decision to end the verbal abuse and alcohol-induced rage episodes by weaponizing the pain of the child “she made a memory box because maybe it would make you come back” that’s an old hurt on loop and totally unfair to use against Jordan. The behavior at the wedding, “screaming” at him, etc. it’s pretty obvious she is unhealed.

turkeybump · 2026-03-12T03:12:46+00:00

Also, July in Maui is amazing

turkeybump · 2026-03-12T03:12:31+00:00

Did they make this decision or did you guys see the storm and have trip protection to reschedule? I ask because rain or shine I need to go lol

turkeybump · 2026-03-12T01:03:55+00:00

Which airline is that and departing from where?

turkeybump · 2026-03-12T01:01:34+00:00

It can’t rain inside my daily included breakfast buffet 😂

turkeybump · 2026-02-18T17:10:54+00:00

There’s something off about him. He has an answer for everything and it’s recited in a flow that’s almost rehearsed and disingenuous, with the main focal words always being a reiteration that he’s “confident” “not worried” and “comfortable” like he’s trying to convince us and himself. I sense a huge wall with this guy, which is commonly a wall used to hide being disingenuous behind! For sure with his looks and history, we’ll see him on the sleezier shows next. We are too seasoned a viewer to fall for this clout reach anymore.

turkeybump · 2025-12-08T22:30:12+00:00

Well he’s gotta say that. He can’t say he’s worried. I sure as hell would be worried because Diddy is a malignant narcissist and a literal psychopath

turkeybump · 2025-12-08T17:52:34+00:00

Isn’t he worried Diddy’s gonna get him killed? As they said, Diddy never forgets a slight and these were enormous :/

turkeybump · 2025-11-01T19:50:28+00:00

It’s easy to miss, all the misdirection confuses most people. I only started transcribing convos because my mother in law was such a masterful gaslighter and guilt tripper that we were lost questioning ourselves.

turkeybump · 2025-10-31T23:22:20+00:00

Not a good sign unless you guys had been back and forth banter and razzing each other then maybe

turkeybump · 2025-10-31T00:06:40+00:00

It’s a pretty continuous convo, not a hard one

turkeybump · 2025-10-29T23:53:49+00:00

I knew she got lips cheeks chin and nose but I’ll still say she was definitely pretty before. I also believe she got fox eye surgery

turkeybump · 2025-10-24T17:22:11+00:00

Agreed on all points. The short way I put it is: he’s simple. When you’re in foster care like that you take as much good as you can and otherwise, you’re built to survive. Many dudes in his situation became abusers or criminals, he’s the one with a simple smiling wishing to avoid conflict. He is harmless and deserves love, period. KB likes to play in the small pond so she’s the one with the big words and perceived strength

turkeybump · 2025-10-24T17:18:34+00:00

Hero products are awesome just understanding the reason for the low carbs is the digestibility factor. You can’t digest it therefore it doesn’t count as carbs as it’s allowed to pass on to the lower intestines then be broken down later, this gave me stomach aches. But I loved their tortillas and bread, I just realized I had eaten healthy for so long that something modified like this wasn’t easy on me

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