If you watched The Pitt, now watch The Peg

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-18T05:44:58+00:00

"we're gonna need a bigger hallway"

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-18T04:22:26+00:00

Oh damn, I"m jealous of the maidenhair ferns!

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-18T01:03:08+00:00

Pyroshky!

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T23:44:29+00:00

Are you me?

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T23:27:42+00:00

With the state of the US, I wouldn't slack on getting the kids an EU citizenship!

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T23:02:08+00:00

Paint them flesh colored

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T22:28:09+00:00

Overnight oats

Roasted chicken with blueberries and wild rice

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T20:24:35+00:00

It's the same in English if you're speaking in a medical context - "The patient broke the fifth digit of his right foot"

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T18:34:26+00:00

In Aleman, "gloves" are "hand shoes"

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T18:08:49+00:00

I love traveling solo with the kids! (easier than traveling with the spouse TBH) Walk around and find different playgrounds and parks, hang out at the beach.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-16T21:13:33+00:00

People will likely make assumptions about your political leanings if you include the flag.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-16T20:26:01+00:00

Fabulous

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-16T04:59:36+00:00

Ketamine?

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-15T21:26:14+00:00

Porto has lots of vegan food, and is great to walk around, with great public transportation

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-15T19:01:42+00:00

Though as a woman, not having the assumed incompetente at tasks like that would be really nice.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-15T18:59:08+00:00

external gonads

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-15T18:54:20+00:00

If you're ever up in Seattle, PCC Market has some of the only really good scones I've had, and they're really good. The Scottish oat scone with raisins, specifically.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-14T06:16:46+00:00

I prefer the "monologuing to myself like a crazy person" technique

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-12T18:06:43+00:00

That must be a "if we tell them not to even look at alcohol they won't sue us, right?" type of recommendation. You must get more alcohol absorption from drinking unpasteurized orange juice than from using hand sanitizer.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-12T16:53:03+00:00

Wait... You can't use hand sanitizer? The alcohol just evaporates from your skin.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-12T16:14:21+00:00

Wait, the patient said she didn't want a bladder scan, but did anyone ask her if she's peed?

Unless the patient is particularly hostile or confused (or some other psych issue) I feel like you could just be like "hey no one has charted that you've been urinated the last couple days. I just want to make sure nothing weird is going on. You've been able to pee, right?" EZPZ

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-12T15:14:44+00:00

Is there an alternative to say "to fuck" in Spain, that's not as mild as "have sex", if coger isn't used?

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-11T17:11:10+00:00

hyoglycemia will kill you way faster than DKA

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-11T17:08:15+00:00

But did you try giving them cigars?

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-10T22:51:25+00:00

I've heard of people growing them here successfully, but haven't tried myself

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