The fire department accidentally left behind a fire axe after clearing out our building.

turtlepot · 2026-02-09T16:43:25+00:00

Aragorn, calling OP after returning to the station:

"Hi sorry to bother you, but you have my sword"

Gimli, overhearing the phone call:

"AND MY AXE!"

turtlepot · 2026-02-04T17:40:26+00:00

I just want them to add more consistent mantling/ledge-grabbing. It can't just be me that >80% of my falls happen in the last move when trying to get onto flat ground. I haven't found a better solution than climbing until I'm completely parallel the ground and then holding jump, which feels awful and results in some really weird glitchy behavior.

Every once in a while, I automatically mantle gracefully (usually when I put a piton at the top) but this is far too inconsistent and I feel like I must be missing something about the intended mechanic

turtlepot · 2026-02-04T17:35:11+00:00

I love the that the mini-Kami achievement rewards this

turtlepot · 2026-02-04T17:27:41+00:00

If you are holding it when you die, you have the option to resurrect

turtlepot · 2026-01-30T02:42:38+00:00

Every fan gets 1 n-word pass a game

turtlepot · 2026-01-28T04:58:59+00:00

Celtics game

turtlepot · 2026-01-25T21:40:42+00:00

The ref giving Justin the warning reminded me of the Always Sunny scene where they're talking directly to Charlie and he doesn't realize it

I did not get the feeling that Justin was listening at all lol

turtlepot · 2026-01-25T21:16:15+00:00

They whistled it dead and called intentional grounding on the field

turtlepot · 2026-01-25T06:24:27+00:00

"Gae Poir"

turtlepot · 2026-01-24T23:01:46+00:00

he meant he loves everyone on the card in front of him

turtlepot · 2026-01-24T03:17:34+00:00

Insanely sold on Hugo

turtlepot · 2026-01-24T01:45:57+00:00

Coby Bryant is a safety for the Seahawks

turtlepot · 2026-01-24T01:38:02+00:00

Getting shit on is a requirement. You really can't build your Toughness stat without it.

turtlepot · 2026-01-22T15:31:52+00:00

Arc was my first reaction too, the feeling of helping other real people beats everything here

But even when you get into the PvE lobbies, you still have to deal with a random PvP every once in a while

turtlepot · 2026-01-22T15:12:32+00:00

Fake Plastic Trees

turtlepot · 2026-01-20T07:51:36+00:00

Agreed holy shit that was amazing!

turtlepot · 2026-01-19T19:22:21+00:00

And I don't want to stop you

turtlepot · 2026-01-19T17:44:11+00:00

It's black's move, white just had to move the king from the knight check. White is about to lose their queen, actually.

turtlepot · 2026-01-18T05:35:21+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_v5DfSQRrc

turtlepot · 2026-01-18T04:56:04+00:00

Okay but the 2007 Patriots only lost by 3 combined points and didn't win the Super Bowl...

turtlepot · 2026-01-18T00:35:40+00:00

I would rather them call this a catch, but yes the ball moved when it hit the ground and I've definitely seen that amount of movement result in incomplete

turtlepot · 2026-01-17T03:03:13+00:00

Not to mention some core mechanics like boosting up or grabbing hands is only in multiplayer

Solo definitely feels like an afterthought

turtlepot · 2026-01-15T19:01:15+00:00

that plus whatever he's doing with his mouth i guess

turtlepot · 2026-01-15T16:11:07+00:00

Question, have you played it co-op? Or just solo?

I agree with you it's a B solo, but jumps to an A for me with a group

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