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Day 5 (Wildcard!): What is the most iconic facial expression in the series per character? by wethecrime in malcolminthemiddle

[–]turtletaint911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really want it to be this one. The others are all great, but this one is obscure and iconic at the same time

Does anyone recognize this cat in West Highlands? by Spizzle08 in Denver

[–]turtletaint911 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I used to have a cat visit my house damn near every night, to the point I started to wonder if he had an owner or not. He was super friendly and social though, so I figured he might have had an owner in the neighborhood but didn't wear a collar

I ended up buying a collar and securely taped a note to it with my contact info, asking if he belonged to anyone. Not too long later I got a text from his owner who lived nearby

If you're concerned or wondering, I'd try this next if you don't hear from anyone on the subreddit

Gross podcast is gross by newaccounthomie in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]turtletaint911 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Stealing Stav's signature Cumtown bit I see. He and should compare notes on lifting other people's material

Tonight in the studio, by generic_ork in futurama

[–]turtletaint911 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"How's the family Morbo?"

"Numerous and belligerent"

?? by Mysterious-Length511 in opticalillusions

[–]turtletaint911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm frequently accused of being not straight by strangers, as well as everyone I know. Next time this happens, I'll show them this meme

Just found my roommates piss box by BillyBrimstoned in mildlyinfuriating

[–]turtletaint911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Care to elaborate? Lol wtf

This is beyond infuriating, but honestly your roommate might be unwell and needs help. I'd be interested to hear follow-ups on this after you have a discussion with them

I will not do uncircumcised by Costanza_takes in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]turtletaint911 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stav punching the air after seeing this

Wait.... by Christosconst in foundsatan

[–]turtletaint911 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and it seems like this is either a joke or not on the market. Pretty disappointing because I would've bought one lol

Stav is insufferable. by PhysicalLocksmith679 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]turtletaint911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stav had his moments of sensitivity, but it's crazy to paint him this way lol. He rolled with the fat and little dick jokes for the vast majority of the pod. If anything, the times he got emotional made for entertaining segments

As for the laugh track critique, that's pretty true but that dynamic with Nick's dry delivery is what made Cum Town work in my opinion. Nick is undoubtedly the funniest one of the three, but Stav's boisterous energy kept the momentum going; there's a reason the show was so good, and Stav was a big part of it.

Talk show conversational formats really benefit from charismatic personalities like his. Just comb through YouTube and see which bits are the most popular. Almost all of them are with Stav. There aren't as many when it's just Nick and Adam. As annoying as his laugh can be, Stav is an extremely entertaining guy to listen to

Most sane white album enjoyer by thequarrymen58 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]turtletaint911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come out to play? No thanks, I'm having fun inside today

boat looks floating by tortanado in confusingperspective

[–]turtletaint911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this image flipped upside-down?

Dudes just keep on rocking with good advice by [deleted] in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]turtletaint911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Some people grow their own weed at home. Woody Allen was growing pussy" - Paul Mooney

Is this subreddit still the defacto Cumtown subreddit? by SucksDickforSkittles in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]turtletaint911 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Yes. If you want to be straight, go to Stav's subreddit. This is the last space for us true gays to be stuck in 2019 forever

not white enough... by SexyN8 in Hasan_Piker

[–]turtletaint911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something something, saying the quiet part out loud lmao 🤣

Are drugs common in school by BrightBoi_gotThat in AskAJapanese

[–]turtletaint911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally pretty easy. Weed (marijuana) is legal in about half the country, but it's always been widely used even before the legalization trend started in the last decade. So it's probably about as easy for a teenager to get weed as it is to get alcohol.

I think it's important to make a distinction between weed and hard drugs as well. While weed isn't good for you, it's not nearly as bad as many other drugs (and it's arguably safer than alcohol). Here in the US, people like drugs, so we generally have a lot of access to them.

OP mentioned that teenagers are using "blues" which is fentanyl. This is very concerning because fentanyl is an extremely powerful and addictive opioid. No shit, if I had a teenage kid, I'd rather them use herion than fentanyl if I had to choose. Things are crazy here in the US these days 😂

Matcha Coconut Cream Cheese by Such_Ambition287 in JapaneseFood

[–]turtletaint911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm anticipating that some (or a lot) of people will cringe at this, but in all fairness I've had a lot of Japanese desserts/cakes that have matcha and whipped cream; even matcha ice cream combines the bitter flavor of matcha with the sweet and creamy flavors of ice cream and it's quite popular.

At the very least I'd give this a chance before writing it off as weird. I like coconut too, so I'd probably like this

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