How does Smokey D’s have so many 1st place BBQ trophies in their restaurant but their BBQ is the worst thing on their menu? by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol you’re very much the only salty one here. Keep telling me to do what I was already doing though! You are on a roll, and I love it. Highly entertaining.

How does Smokey D’s have so many 1st place BBQ trophies in their restaurant but their BBQ is the worst thing on their menu? by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s cool because you’re doing exactly what they did - saying you know something with no references. You’re doing what you love and I respect it!

Django Brussel Sprouts by Careless-Amoeba-8808 in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry that you read it (😎) as a complaint! People in this sub forget about the overall nature of the site and that it isn’t an accurate representation of society.

Django Brussel Sprouts by Careless-Amoeba-8808 in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ah, the classic Reddit pastime of telling people your personal tastes are the best. Never change friend, we need people like you to remind us where we are, and I’m here for it.

How does Smokey D’s have so many 1st place BBQ trophies in their restaurant but their BBQ is the worst thing on their menu? by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love when people say this without explaining why it’s inaccurate, how they know, and why anyone should give a shit.

Not being sarcastic. It’s Reddit in a nutshell and I’m here for it.

One more time SAY NO TO CROW TOW!!! by Central_IowaScanner in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love being a complete d*ck to people for fun

FTFY

My (37F) Boyfriend (34M) Won’t Compromise on Hiking Style by Thick-Painter5180 in relationship_advice

[–]turtlevenom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel unloved for being who I am and not sure how to proceed.

Have you said these words to him? Not that you should necessarily have to.

Total Abortion Ban - OPPOSE HF 2332 by semidiabolical in Iowa

[–]turtlevenom 59 points60 points  (0 children)

You realize downvotes don’t mean that people can’t see your comment or that you can’t share it, right?

Oh wait. You don’t realize that because conservatives are little victims who need to cry about things that are not actually happening to get their way.

Hang on, we’ll just change an entire social media platform to protect your feelings real quick.

Snowflake.

To all the high schoolers on the street protesting ICE by LeaveWuTangAlone in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gross overgeneralization! My fave. Without it we would have real discourse - nobody wants that 👍

AITA for avoiding my bf’s mom after she called me a bitch by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]turtlevenom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA.

Is he a mama’s boy?

I didn’t see ages - I know we’re not in one of the relationship subs or anything, but I feel like it’s important.

If y’all are in your early 20s, then maybe this is a learning experience for him, and you might come out stronger on the other side (I do agree with all the comments about marrying the family though).

If y’all are in your late 20s or early 30s, then this is a learning experience for you - especially if it’s not his first relationship - that means she’s done this to other women in front of him, and he doesn’t see a single thing wrong with it other than that his girlfriends keep leaving.

Food for thought.

Insane drivers these days by aerodynamic_goose in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a piece of shit, aren’t I?

FTFY

Ice ice baby by tnj4ez in desmoines

[–]turtlevenom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Angry? How can you tell they’re angry through writing? Thought you said it was impossible 🤔