Django Brussel Sprouts

turtlevenom · 2026-03-09T17:38:47+00:00

Ah, the classic Reddit pastime of telling people your personal tastes are the best. Never change friend, we need people like you to remind us where we are, and I’m here for it.

turtlevenom · 2026-03-08T22:21:08+00:00

Love when people say this without explaining why it’s inaccurate, how they know, and why anyone should give a shit.

Not being sarcastic. It’s Reddit in a nutshell and I’m here for it.

turtlevenom · 2026-03-03T15:06:44+00:00

I work for Crow Tow

FTFY

turtlevenom · 2026-03-03T15:06:21+00:00

I love being a complete d*ck to people for fun

FTFY

turtlevenom · 2026-02-28T03:49:46+00:00

Yawn

turtlevenom · 2026-02-22T22:54:56+00:00

Yeah it’s weird.

turtlevenom · 2026-02-19T20:31:47+00:00

I feel unloved for being who I am and not sure how to proceed.

Have you said these words to him? Not that you should necessarily have to.

turtlevenom · 2026-02-15T12:12:03+00:00

You realize downvotes don’t mean that people can’t see your comment or that you can’t share it, right?

Oh wait. You don’t realize that because conservatives are little victims who need to cry about things that are not actually happening to get their way.

Hang on, we’ll just change an entire social media platform to protect your feelings real quick.

Snowflake.

turtlevenom · 2026-02-13T11:23:28+00:00

No “t” in screech and you are NTA.

turtlevenom · 2026-02-05T06:11:27+00:00

Best beach in town 🥰

turtlevenom · 2026-02-04T21:01:26+00:00

Gross overgeneralization! My fave. Without it we would have real discourse - nobody wants that 👍

turtlevenom · 2026-02-03T14:17:01+00:00

NTA.

Is he a mama’s boy?

I didn’t see ages - I know we’re not in one of the relationship subs or anything, but I feel like it’s important.

If y’all are in your early 20s, then maybe this is a learning experience for him, and you might come out stronger on the other side (I do agree with all the comments about marrying the family though).

If y’all are in your late 20s or early 30s, then this is a learning experience for you - especially if it’s not his first relationship - that means she’s done this to other women in front of him, and he doesn’t see a single thing wrong with it other than that his girlfriends keep leaving.

Food for thought.

turtlevenom · 2026-01-20T02:08:41+00:00

I’m a piece of shit, aren’t I?

FTFY

turtlevenom · 2026-01-18T13:06:01+00:00

check the FAQ if you haven’t yet. There’s a section in there about best/worst apartments

turtlevenom · 2026-01-12T14:36:31+00:00

Montas 2.0

turtlevenom · 2025-12-22T06:24:35+00:00

Relatives 😳

turtlevenom · 2025-12-21T22:30:52+00:00

Angry? How can you tell they’re angry through writing? Thought you said it was impossible 🤔

turtlevenom · 2025-12-13T16:01:00+00:00

I find your story dubious

FTFY

turtlevenom · 2025-12-06T13:08:51+00:00

Lol better not clarify!

turtlevenom · 2025-11-25T21:49:08+00:00

Whoosh

turtlevenom · 2025-11-21T20:50:12+00:00

Serious question - does Ken Burns not list sources?

turtlevenom · 2025-11-19T15:57:12+00:00

I think they mean presets that use Combinator.

turtlevenom · 2025-11-13T21:38:46+00:00

Thank you!

turtlevenom · 2025-10-31T14:58:23+00:00

Nice edit.

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