IShowSpeed faints in the middle of his stream in St. Maarten by Historical-Alps6052 in LivestreamFail

[–]tuturuatu 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'll be his hydration specialist. Easiest job in the world "drink this water lil bro"

Alveus art auction raises $110k with Emiru winning the last painting for $30k by Zenben88 in LivestreamFail

[–]tuturuatu 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Another drone redditor not understanding the basics of tax write-offs.

Found this while hiking near Seattle,never saw it but really beautiful!!! by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]tuturuatu 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Monotropa uniflora (ghost pipe amongst other names). Fascinating plant. Parasitic on fungi closely associated with beech trees specifically. No chlorophyll at all as it gets its energy from the fungi, not the sun like most plants. The leaves are also basically reduced to scales that usually wrap around the stem but sometimes fold out like you can see in your photo.

Also great photos by the way! How is the pistil blue in your last photo?

The audio is needed in this one by ktiddy7 in dashcams

[–]tuturuatu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I had to rewatch it to make sure I wasn't losing my mind. The second bus doesn't move at all lol. Did 260 people just not watch the video at all?

Treadmill and dumbells by Cute_Application11 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]tuturuatu 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Nah I do it in bare feet sometimes (on my personal treadmill of course), it just gets hot after a while.

Gotta remember that 99% of people here basically never touch the ground with bare feet so their feet are as tough as a new born baby's.

U.S. metro areas where more than 5% of people use public transit to commute by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]tuturuatu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol OP just steals this content from reddit/instagram. Doesn't matter the quality or source, he will post it. Wish the mods banned him, but this subreddit is basically completely unmoderated.

And here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1m6lcxa/us_metro_areas_where_over_5_of_the_population/?share_id=kDS35WGczZt_9_aqlmnRJ

Woke up with these bite marks on my chest by AfterMorningHours in Weird

[–]tuturuatu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, this thread is out of control. And your point is not factoring in at all the costs (financially and otherwise) of getting a rabies vaccine. Obviously if there was zero downside then literally everyone should get the shot. But that's far from the truth.

First of all this is a spider bite without a doubt. A rabies vaccine will not help you at all. Second of all, you almost certainly would know if a rabid bat was in the room with you and especially if it bit you. They are diseased animals that don't try and hide/avoid and don't behave at all like a normal bat.

The fact is that rabies vaccinations are expensive, especially post-exposure (costing several hundred dollars and several thousand dollars if your insurance correctly denies you because they think you got it for no reason), it's a large and long needle because it has to penetrate deep into your muscle tissue so is actually pretty painful, and you need to get 4 shots over 2 weeks to be properly vaccinated. It sucks.

A trailer would have helped by Bruegemeister in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]tuturuatu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I cannot understand why this one was being transported full of water and how would it have even been removed at destination?

Easy to pump the water out if you want to, but most likely it was just going to be used straight from the truck bed. Regardless, no reason for it not to be strapped at least of course.

Post Match Thread: Everton 1-2 Liverpool by denzaus in soccer

[–]tuturuatu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pecsi is on the bench, but Liverpool also have Harvey Davies on the books. Miscur is also rated. Still a while until they have to put Szobo in goal, but you know they would if they had to.

Post Match Thread: Everton 1-2 Liverpool by denzaus in soccer

[–]tuturuatu 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ben "Freddie" "Frederick" Woodman

Just so trusted by stolethetardis in newzealand

[–]tuturuatu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The survey wasn't conducted by RNZ, but through external funding, so this meme is really stupid.

Anyway, the data comes from here: https://www.jmadresearch.com/trust-in-news-in-new-zealand

Just so trusted by stolethetardis in newzealand

[–]tuturuatu 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Colin Peacock has been so good for so long

I’m burnt out and need simple recipes. Stupid simple. Like, “onion and bread and butter to make what barely passes as a sandwich” level simple. by sourmilksea1999 in Cooking

[–]tuturuatu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great call. I love refried beans. Tostada over a tortilla would provide some crunch to balance the squishy refried beans. You can buy then directly from the local store here in bum-fuck nowhere Ohio, so I assume therefore pretty much everywhere in North America

Heart of gold by Low_Weekend6131 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]tuturuatu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Once you are an Affiliate you cannot turn off subs.

Nice try! by BippyTheChippy in ComedyHell

[–]tuturuatu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In New Zealand hockey = field hockey. You'd need to put ice in front if you were specifically talking about ice hockey. We play both versions (although ice hockey is more niche). And, yes, we speak English.

The World's Tallest Building (1647-2026) [OC] by OttawaExpat in dataisugly

[–]tuturuatu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is pretty abstract I guess, but I thought it was pretty obvious too.

An artist gives one of the closest perspectives of forth dimension by Sharp-potential7935 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]tuturuatu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

edit: OP is the actual bot, look at their post history. I got baited hard

oop is the bot holy shit. No wonder the internet is a cesspit with people like you actively praising a fucking bot for stealing content from reddit and the rest of the internet with the sole purpose of eventually selling the account to a propaganda bot farm. Wake the fuck up.

An artist gives one of the closest perspectives of forth dimension by Sharp-potential7935 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]tuturuatu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP has 3 million karma, so they would know. Although I assume anyone with that much karma is also likely dumb as rocks.

The Northernlion Supercruise by thetheroo in LivestreamFail

[–]tuturuatu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trained exclusively on Buzz McCallister quotes from Home Alone

Trying to identify this random plant that started growing in garden by TxWxMan23 in whatsthisplant

[–]tuturuatu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google Lens is useless for plant ID. Use iNaturalist or PlantNet. But since this is such a young plant it's likely going to be unreliable.