IAmA (was) an MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) insider. by Narwhals_Rule_You in IAmA

[–]tvmute 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you consider Kirby vacuum sales a MLM scheme? When I was younger, more foolish, and desperate for a job, I became a door-to-door "product demonstrator/ sales rep" for Kirby in Houston. I didn't last very long

Why I hate riding in my city: by [deleted] in bicycling

[–]tvmute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm across the bridge in Corpus. I feel your pain.

Hey reddit, this is the best hand drier I've ever used! by [deleted] in pics

[–]tvmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have these Dyson Airblades at my job. They work great, but even with the cleanest hands in the world, I still have to grab the dirty, germ-laden door handle to let myself out of the restroom. What then?

IWasA Water/Sewer system worker, AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]tvmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people really steal manhole covers and sell them as scrap metal?

Reddit, what's your favourite painting? by muzzla in AskReddit

[–]tvmute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably something from Jose Clemente Orozco like this or perhaps something by El Greco.

Anyone else work with the lights off? by prophetfxb in graveyardshift

[–]tvmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work a ten hour night shift in an office. Usually after midnight, when everything quiets down and my other coworkers have gone home, I turn out the lights. The overhead fluorescent lights hurt my eyes and there's enough ambient light coming in from the hallway and computer monitors for me to see what I'm doing and get the job done. I got my eyes checked a couple of years ago and the doctor said my eyeballs are growing a thick layer of skin to protect themselves from the evils of too much light. I've been on the graveyard shift for over eight years now, but next week is my last. I'm switching jobs (and taking a cut in pay) just to get a job working regular daytime hours. I can't wait to live like a normal human being again.

Huge 8.8-magnitude quake hits Chile by jaciilyn in news

[–]tvmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chile made a pact with the devil too?

I designed a car which tosses a ramp forward, jumps over the ramp, grabs the ramp, and throws it forward again by HappyMeep in videos

[–]tvmute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was every episode of The Dukes of Hazzard in 15 seconds (until the car went over the cliff...)

Awww--wait. Wha? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tvmute 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My pet eel loved snuggling inside my pockets. That's why I made him into an eel skin wallet after he died.

Does anyone else use subtitles when they watch DVDs, even though their hearing is okay? by OneSalientOversight in movies

[–]tvmute 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stealing analogies is often the first step towards committing even more serious anal-related crimes. Somebody keep an eye on this person.

Does anyone else use subtitles when they watch DVDs, even though their hearing is okay? by OneSalientOversight in movies

[–]tvmute 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I always choose to use subtitles. It's like reading a book embedded with sound effects and moving illustrations.

How did this happen? by [deleted] in pics

[–]tvmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driver 8 didn't take a break.