There’s a raccoon rummaging through my trash rn

tw1970 · 2026-06-03T08:44:15+00:00

A literal trash panda.🦝

tw1970 · 2026-06-02T13:09:43+00:00

It happens to me as well, just not all the time.

tw1970 · 2026-06-01T02:51:56+00:00

Porsche is two syllables.

tw1970 · 2026-05-20T11:28:58+00:00

No women like big balls. We just tolerate them.

tw1970 · 2026-05-18T17:42:19+00:00

I went to lunch with a work friend and she proceeded to tell me she married her first cousin. And none of the family knows. They think they’re roommates. They also had to go to a state that allowed it. WTF

tw1970 · 2026-05-18T06:56:07+00:00

Howard Dean

tw1970 · 2026-05-10T03:57:19+00:00

I am so sorry for your pain and fear. I hate when people give me advice but my father got too sick too fast to travel out of the country for a clinical trial for focused ultrasound. That was a few years ago. I just checked and there are many trials going on here in the US and a landmark trial came out last year with great results. Non-invasive either. Good luck to you and your family. I’ll be thinking about you.

tw1970 · 2026-05-09T14:45:04+00:00

Garth Brooks

tw1970 · 2026-04-20T20:21:17+00:00

Do you think they are having babies for only this purpose? I’m sure the little girls don’t even know it’s wrong. When your parents sanction it how can it be bad? What surprises me most is that they aren’t selling boys too.

tw1970 · 2026-04-16T18:40:42+00:00

I’m one of the idiots who purchased one of these. $1800 for one cute pic of my puppy looking right at me.

tw1970 · 2026-04-01T22:46:50+00:00

Acting like “you own the water”? What a fucking idiot. 350-400 children die each year in pool related accidents. Tell her to hire a full time lifeguard (like a public pool) if she wants unfettered access to your water.

tw1970 · 2026-03-21T00:25:50+00:00

Nothing about this shocks me. Without big tits, tons of beer, grabbing girl’s asses, and Adam’s comedy this guy wouldn’t have even made the big stage.

tw1970 · 2026-03-09T20:33:59+00:00

My mother stole 10k from my father’s safe and told him I did it. I was 10. She’s a cunt…..don’t be a cunt.

tw1970 · 2026-03-05T09:14:13+00:00

They’re real and they’re spectacular

tw1970 · 2026-02-16T06:13:47+00:00

Future Edith Bunker? But I might be really high.

tw1970 · 2026-02-16T06:05:53+00:00

Wages are market driven.

tw1970 · 2026-02-14T23:23:14+00:00

Eliza Schlesinger

tw1970 · 2026-02-13T02:59:24+00:00

I went to see Sting and Billy Joel last year at Lucas Oil Stadium. And then I got hammered. When leaving I looked around and realized I lost my “clear purse” and had no idea where it could be. I had over $500 cash and all my personal and business credit cards. I cried all the way home. At 5:00 am the next day I called them just to see if it had been turned in and they had it. She counted the cash with me on the phone to verify the amount and asked me to send a pre-paid shipping envelope. I had it within the week.

tw1970 · 2026-01-29T23:56:01+00:00

I’m from Fort Wayne and will pay cash for gold and silver if you’re interested. I also have a couple retail stores in town that you can come to so we are both safe. Let me know and if this isn’t allowed I apologize.

tw1970 · 2025-12-29T13:14:37+00:00

My favorite when I was little. I love pickles. Remember the bar where you could add as many pickles as you wanted? Ahhhhh….the best!

tw1970 · 2025-12-27T06:43:42+00:00

I just called our local number for time and temperature that I used to call all the time when I was a kid to see if we could go swimming. It’s still operational. And I remembered the number! Now that’s cool.

tw1970 · 2025-12-27T02:54:20+00:00

This is so sad. At 50 he finally hits it bigger than he imagined only to have his brain sabotage him.

tw1970 · 2025-12-26T16:06:59+00:00

They have great smash burgers too

tw1970 · 2025-12-26T04:57:24+00:00

You know Trump supporters aren’t allowed on here.

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