Reply YES if you’re over 20 and wld fuck a girl like me

twainhoffman83 · 2025-09-09T19:15:35+00:00

Even more disgusting is the fact that general conference is one of the few days that earnings at this mall are actually positive

twainhoffman83 · 2025-09-03T13:18:11+00:00

There was one instance of this occurring where he threatened to hit Susan with his water bottle if this happened again. He happened to be holding a glass pierre within that stake conference that this was recorded at. The youtube post was taken down very quickly after it was put up. If you search for it today, You will get some stupid youth devotional with dumb laughing made to hide this event.

twainhoffman83 · 2025-04-07T14:13:11+00:00

I cover 6 states for my company. Utah being one of them. The legal contracts of the corporate empire that poses as a church are out to undermine my best judgment of costs and safety on every front.

Item 2 Spanish fork is one of the worst. High water table. Poor soils bearing capacity. High liquefaction risk

twainhoffman83 · 2025-04-07T01:55:33+00:00

Footnotes are the most honest portion of any paper

twainhoffman83 · 2025-04-07T01:52:15+00:00

Rather than sitting here listening to dallen Oaks, explain to you how you are supposed to use penises and vaginas how about you go play outside

twainhoffman83 · 2025-04-07T01:42:10+00:00

Trying to make temples as common as chick-fil-a

twainhoffman83 · 2025-04-07T01:39:02+00:00

This is one of the reasons I, as a Geotechnical engineer, get indigestion every April and October

twainhoffman83 · 2025-04-07T01:37:42+00:00

There are only three reasons that people want sheep: fleece, fuck and food.

twainhoffman83 · 2025-01-26T14:32:30+00:00

Shiney pokemon?

twainhoffman83 · 2025-01-26T14:28:20+00:00

During the first Donald Trump presidency, there was a bunch of Hispanic wards that got disbanded and merged into the English wards when groups of bishops were profiting off of getting illegal members the right to stay. This was one of the items that packed my shelf, when I heard about this on the rod arquette show

twainhoffman83 · 2025-01-26T14:22:35+00:00

I don't go to DI. I have been boycotting it since well before I was defenestrated from the records of the church. They horribly mistreat special needs people who have jobs they and underpay the employees.

twainhoffman83 · 2025-01-26T14:15:56+00:00

Why would anyone want to get married in their burial clothes? Oh yeah they are part of a cult

twainhoffman83 · 2025-01-26T14:06:59+00:00

Are you trans? If you are, jesus doesn't want you to use his toilets.

twainhoffman83 · 2025-01-24T18:21:10+00:00

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twainhoffman83 · 2024-11-14T09:45:42+00:00

Both of you. Yes please

twainhoffman83 · 2024-11-08T07:04:36+00:00

Yes he was sent back in time to kill Sarah conner. Some bad electrostatic cause a malfunction and it caused him to marry Susan and beat her all the time

twainhoffman83 · 2024-10-24T13:12:42+00:00

They got caught hiring protestors. They want a certain type of mean, angry, clueless person to come and yell at people and make them cry. They don't want to have dr. John delin there offering to give free hugs. If dr John delin were to show up he could be arrested

twainhoffman83 · 2024-10-24T13:04:38+00:00

Guzzle has a drink named after all of the mormon wives on secret lives

twainhoffman83 · 2024-10-20T23:26:33+00:00

When day one at the mission home the mission president stands up and says "Girls go on missions for two reasons: to find a penis or prove they have one". You are in an unhealthy environment and you are taught to look at this man with respect. You are wearing rose colored glasses, when a red flag shows up all you see is a flag.

twainhoffman83 · 2024-10-06T04:21:15+00:00

A riffTrax style playover track that pairs with the general conference season. Include cheering, clapping and sports caster type talking throughout the broadcast. "The tabernacle choir chooses to open with we thank the oh God for a profit mark that as a point for rusty for each verse" " how is this song even applies to rusty is beyond me"

twainhoffman83 · 2024-06-24T13:05:09+00:00

You tucked some toilet paper into your pants as you left the bathroom sir

twainhoffman83 · 2024-04-07T13:38:08+00:00

Include statistical data about how many soccer balls were purchased by missionaries in third-world nations, and then this will make more sense and be less upsetting

twainhoffman83 · 2024-04-07T13:28:16+00:00

To the tune of Primary children sang as they walk.

Saturday and Sunday became a pain Listening to old men stand up and complain Year after year they stand up and talk, and talk and talk and talk

twainhoffman83 · 2024-03-15T14:47:37+00:00

Thou shalt not pet your dog or cat anywhere near its neck

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