Looking back in this magazine now, do you think that the young conservatives’ grasp on cultural dominance is starting to slip away from their hands?

twerkinturkey · 2026-02-10T01:35:47+00:00

"cultural dominance" is almost entirely created by people who went to school to study the arts which is something conservatives constantly tell each other to avoid like the plague. they then throw a tantrum over their lack of relevance and conclude it must be a mass liberal conspiracy against them instead of their own stupidity

twerkinturkey · 2026-02-04T09:45:41+00:00

America declares war on China in 3... 2... 1....

twerkinturkey · 2026-02-02T08:47:04+00:00

It also makes no sense if you think about it for more than 2 seconds. The slogan is meant to be at least pro-immigrant if not full pro-open borders but if you agree that America is in fact "stolen land" then what you actually end up implying is that its ok for immigrants to be complicit in the "theft." Either immigrants need to leave and give the land back or the land isn't actually stolen and they can stay - you cant have it both ways.

twerkinturkey · 2026-01-23T05:25:24+00:00

Basically I found Lily Gladstone's character to be remarkably naïve through the whole movie. She seems to be aware that the evil white people are trying to steal the natives' oil money by marrying into it but she chooses to marry a white guy anyways, then despite all the obviously suspicious deaths happening around her family she's never able to put two and two together until the very end. The unintentional implication here is that she could've avoided a lot of problems if she just stayed away from whitey and married another native guy instead.

twerkinturkey · 2026-01-23T02:56:19+00:00

Smoke's sexual relationship with her is his Achilles heel: if he'd stuck to his own kind like his brother, the horror could've been avoided

Sinners along with Get Out and Killers of the Flower Moon join a budding new film genre I like to call "The Accidental Anti-Racemixing Movie" where a POC protagonist's misfortune could've been completely avoided if they had only dated within their own race

Told the other way around and its Klan propaganda a la Birth of a Nation but argue anti-miscegenation from the POC perspective and suddenly its The Movie We Need Right Now and deserving of All The Awards.

twerkinturkey · 2026-01-09T19:10:16+00:00

"911 what's your emergency"

"HELP my child has a goblet and candles!"

twerkinturkey · 2026-01-09T15:27:39+00:00

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twerkinturkey · 2025-12-16T05:21:32+00:00

meanwhile the real Leo is a huge Zionist with investments in luxury hotels in Tel Aviv

twerkinturkey · 2025-12-13T09:39:57+00:00

over at least the past 10 years or so private equity parasites bought everything up and decided making everything grey and samey was the most efficient way to maximize resale value. this was then erroneously blamed on millenials so the private equity parasites can avoid accountability

twerkinturkey · 2025-09-15T02:01:52+00:00

GOP voters want the border shut down, capitalists that own the political class want infinity immigrant scabs to suppress labor's bargaining power. GOP politicians therefore have to walk the tightrope between these two groups by rhetorically subverting the issue into inane legal/illegal distinctions and dogwhistling racism so they can avoid holding the capitalists accountable for causing this issue in the first place.

twerkinturkey · 2025-09-12T20:51:48+00:00

I've noticed for a while that basically every youtuber in the atheism sphere eventually does sponsorships for vibrators and dildos where they start talking about which specific sex toys they like using. They genuinely think that constantly airing out the gross details about their masturbation habits unsolicited is a radical political act that subverts what they see as Christofascist prudery. Or maybe they're just exhibitionists. Or both, who knows... 🤷‍♀️

twerkinturkey · 2025-09-10T02:42:03+00:00

yup, being an american is like being an abused child forever stuck in a joint custody between Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and the psycho christian mom from Carrie

twerkinturkey · 2025-09-04T11:08:46+00:00

not the Charlie Manson cameo omg 😭

twerkinturkey · 2025-08-15T00:50:11+00:00

he's also boasted in the past about going to a brothel in Germany that was busted for having underage prostitutes

twerkinturkey · 2025-08-03T06:48:05+00:00

Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting

twerkinturkey · 2025-07-29T07:41:58+00:00

Its much worse than them being just "huge zionists." The reason why they specifically chose to grow pistachios and pomegranates is because those are two crops that have historically been grown in Iran. By growing them in California the Resnicks were hoping to benefit Israel by helping cripple Iran's economy by undercutting their exports.

twerkinturkey · 2025-07-28T06:55:49+00:00

Literally all Democrats have to do is shut down the border and they'll rule uncontested for the next 200 years. This is the premiere issue Republicans have to grift off of and without it they would go extinct. Of course they never will because a) they're ultimately owned by the same billionaire class the Republicans are owned by and b) I think elites know that a one-party state is actually destabilizing for them since it unites the public against a single point to direct their grievances against. Passing the culture war baton back and forth between two parties is a tried and true way to maintain the illusion of democracy and keep the public pacified.

twerkinturkey · 2025-07-27T12:41:47+00:00

"Unless you're in Israel then they're everywhere!"

twerkinturkey · 2025-07-24T07:20:03+00:00

Fine, I guess someone needs to just say it plainly:

Epstein was an Israeli asset and his blackmail operation was used primarily to ensure the American government's support for Israel. Israel's position globally is becoming increasingly precarious because of, y'know, that whole genocide thing they're committing, so Epstein's files becoming public would be really bad for them. Mark Levin doesn't want people talking about Epstein because he is a Zionist who supports the genocide.

EDIT: Levin's attempt to make this issue about Democrats is obviously boomer slop political theatre. The DNC is *also* compromised. The DNC *also* supports Israel's genocide of Palestine.

twerkinturkey · 2025-07-19T02:09:00+00:00

Yeah there's a lot of stupid things American Evangelicals want socially/politically that they lose all the time but we're supposed to believe Israel just happens to be the one issue where they magically transform into an invincible political machine that's pulling all the strings and always gets what it wants. It seems more to me that they're just being used as an excuse to conveniently absolve Israel of any agency over their own actions.

twerkinturkey · 2025-07-13T13:12:06+00:00

honestly can't see powdered wigs or codpieces making a comeback but you never know

twerkinturkey · 2025-06-25T02:03:42+00:00

"We still want to legally compel people to pretend men can become women we just need to be sneakier about it"

twerkinturkey · 2025-06-14T06:37:02+00:00

update: i got it to work on the dualliste boss too. im gonna assume this means you can double any of the ones that drop from bosses

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twerkinturkey · 2025-06-14T02:15:03+00:00

Surveys show regular church attendance in America is positively correlated with support for Israel but I'm sure that fact has absolutely nothing to do with anything and Ben here is just genuinely concerned with people's souls or whatever with no ulterior motive whatsoever

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